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[Phalla] of the Red Dragon :: Day 10 - GAVE OMER

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  • SYSOPSYSOP Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    [font=Fixedsys][color=green]
      The Daily Happenings.... Day 9
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=darkred]Rock falls. Everyone dies.[/color]
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=lime]Exarch[/color] Heat Waves his way through [color=purple]Sheep Have Wool's[/color] room.
      "[color=purple]We don't need that many mystics[/color]," chuckles [color=lime]Exarch[/color].
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=lime]Mundanesoul[/color] couldn't take another crack about his mom.
      "[color=purple]She's dead you fucks![/color]," weeps [color=lime]Mundane Soul[/color] as he disconnects.
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=purple]Slickshughes[/color] is found carved up in his room in the morning.
      "[color=lime]Don't look at me![/color]," protests [color=lime]Visiblehowl[/color].
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=purple]Arasaki[/color] is nominated to fight the fearsome [color=red]Red Dragon[/color].
      "[color=lime]I'm not quite ready yet![/color]," says the exasperated thief.
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=lime]Speedyswaf[/color] defeats [color=purple]Lonelyahava[/color] after a bitter battle.
      "[color=purple]You're good... but not [color=magenta]that[/color] good[/color]," says [color=lime]Speedyswaf[/color].
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=purple]Toxic Toys[/color] meets an unfortunate crushing end in the forest.
      That rock was [color=white]heavy[/color]. He dematerializes, like a fucking Jedi.
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      ([color=purple]C[/color])ontinue   ([color=purple]T[/color])odays happenings again   ([color=purple]Y[/color])esterdays [color=lime][[color=purple]C[/color]] :[/color]
    
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    List of the Dead

    lonelyahava - killed by SpeedySwaf
    Sheep Have Wool - killed by Exarch
    SlickShughes - killed by visiblehowl


    List of the Eliminated

    Arasaki - Player - eaten
    MundaneSoul - Player - harrassed
    Toxic Toys - Player - corrupted


    Day 9 has begun!

    Day will end Tuesday at 10pm CST.

    Dragon Slaying 101

    So you're level 12 finally? Good for you! Bet you'd like to kill that dragon, wouldn't ya Timmy?

    Well, you're probably gonna die! Aww, now don't frown Timmy... I've got some info that might just help.

    A player that is level 12 and sent to fight the dragon has a chance of success. He can boost this by having the best equipment available and by generally being considered a badass by his peers.

    He also can name up to four supporters of any level who will aid him in his big battle. Players will add to his chances, the higher the level the more help they are. Mystics can increase their support points using the Shatter power. Those who aren't actually interested in killing the dragon though can actually hamper your champion instead. So Timmy, if you spot any bad men, you know what to do!


    Player rankings and stat pages have been updated.

    SYSOP on
  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oooOoooOOOOoo

    I had a feeling that would happen, dammit.

    Good luck you guys!

    ooooOOOoooOOOo

    MundaneSoul on
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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    well now VH looks suspicious, kinda. I would also like to volunteer my services for helping dragon slaying, although I'm 2 levels below. Come to think of it there are probably better choices so I'll cheer you on I suppose. Whoever you will be.

    Zellpher on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nothing personal Sheep.

    LvL 12 mystic ready to support our chosen champ.

    Do we want to wait a day and get one of our Death Knights up to speed, or go now?

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The question is, how many confirmed people can we come up with.

    JPants on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DO we have one more night before we have to kill the dragon, or is this the last day?

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think we might as well go for a kill tonight, and I've been iffy about T_R and VH. I think 6 is a pretty reasonable assumption for the number of people in each bad faction now that we see the griefers still got a kill last night, so I'm guessing there's about 4 of them and 12 of us. I'd be happy to offer my support to whoever ends up fighting.

    TehSloth on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DO we have one more night before we have to kill the dragon, or is this the last day?

    The players have until the end of Day 10 to defeat the Dragon, so if the Dragon is not defeated tonight, then tomorrow will be final day of the game.

    MrBlarney on
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  • ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    OOoOooOoOOOO

    Hey look, a two for one deal.

    OOOOoooooOOooo

    Arasaki on
  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I could probably lend a hand.

    SpeedySwaf on
    Deguello wrote:
    Nintendo set up a DS buffet and all the third parties went to the PSP Diner. The Diner came down with a case of botulism and everybody wonders why Nintendo is fat when they return.
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Spreadsheet updated

    http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=pPLipsLTIlpiPMMFM_o3xSg&hl=en

    Also for your daily dietary requirement of cheese:

    It's time to slay the dragon

    This was back when all Asian women looked like Chun Li!

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited September 2008
    So, are we sending someone to kill the Dragon?

    I'll be out until later so I think VisibleHowl gets the first shot.

    DamnedLibrarian on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    OKAY, LISTEN UP PEEPS! I WANT TO BE THE DRAGON KILLER!

    I am... VT's Roommate! As if you didnt know after my horrible accidental reveal a couple nights ago when I tried to get the bandwagon off of him. Then he p[osted saying the same thing. Then we deleted our posts. Then everyone was confused. I have been a sort of secret network co-head for the entirety of this game. I am geared out and ready to go on a killing spree. I have four absolutly comnfirmed peeps to help with the dragon slaying. This game ends tonight.

    !The_Reflection

    PEACE OUT!

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    May the (Dragon(killing))Force be with you, !The_Reflection

    JPants on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If the real VT's roommate doesn't speak up to the contrary...

    I guess we can vote !The_Reflection- and good luck to you, sir!

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can vouch for T_R's story about the simultaneous posting and stuff. I've known he was the roommate since that day.

    JPants on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Good luck !The_Reflection!

    If you win you will also win the fair maiden :winky:

    Wildcat on
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Vote The_Reflection

    I'd suggest that you first feed the dragon Seth Able. Maybe Seth will dry up the dragon's throat juices as he is want to do, and then the dragon will be incapable of expectorating fire.

    Perhaps, the dragon is also parched, and could use a little more moistening.

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • SpeedySwafSpeedySwaf Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !The_Reflection

    SpeedySwaf on
    Deguello wrote:
    Nintendo set up a DS buffet and all the third parties went to the PSP Diner. The Diner came down with a case of botulism and everybody wonders why Nintendo is fat when they return.
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !The_Reflection

    I can't support voting for Seth Able, he's been good to me so far.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited September 2008
    !The_Reflection Bust that dragon!

    DamnedLibrarian on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !The_Reflection for great justice!

    visiblehowl on
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    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !The_Reflection, good luck and godspeed!

    TehSloth on
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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The_Reflection shall be our first champion, let us drink some ale to his success.

    Varcayn on
  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The_reflection oh god I'm so paranoid this is all a trick isn't it aghghagaghh.

    Zellpher on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did we win yet?

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • SYSOPSYSOP Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Day 9 has ended.

    All actions and votes made at 9:59pm CDT or earlier will count. All actions and votes made at 10:00pm CDT or later will not count.

    Results and narration will be up... to get on down.

    SYSOP on
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Did I kill the Dwagon?

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    seriously, i cant wait. IMMA GOING CA-RAZY!!!!

    TELL ME

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • SYSOPSYSOP Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    [font=Fixedsys][color=green]
      [color=white]The Dragon's Lair[/color]
    [color=lime]-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-[/color]
      [color=lime]The_Reflection[/color], chosen champion of the people, sets out in search of the
      [color=red]Red Dragon[/color]. It is not long before he comes across a cave that oozes with
      an aura that could belong only to the great beast. His retinue stays
      close behind. Fighting down every urge to flee, [color=lime]The_Reflection[/color]
      and the others cautiously enter the cave entrance, intent on catching
      the great dragon sleeping.
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      Sadly, this is not to be the case, for as he rounds the corner within
      the cave he discovers the beast sitting on its haunches on a huge pile
      of gold, picking its teeth with a human rib.
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      Magic and steel fly as battle commences. [color=purple]Varcayn[/color] unleashes a Shatter
      spell, distracting the dragon as it racks with pain allowing [color=purple]Jpants[/color] and 
      [color=purple]Niceguy Myeye[/color] and [color=purple]Wildcat[/color] to flank the monstrous girth.
      Armed with [color=white]Niras's Teeth[/color], our champion lunges at the [color=red]Red Dragon[/color]...
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      Before [color=lime]The_Reflection[/color] the great dragon lies immobile, its heavy
      breathing like acid in his lungs. He is drenched in foul black blood.
      Suddenly the felled dragon moves with belaboured laughter.
      [color=darkred]"You may have defeated me mortal, but now your fate too is sealed."[/color]
      "[color=purple]Pray tell oh mighty beast, what fate would that be?[/color]," he asks.
      [color=darkred]"You shall not survive the blood of my kind. Surely, you are slain."[/color]
      And with that cue, [color=lime]The_Reflection[/color] felt the slowing pulse, his heart
      struggling with the toxic ichor drawn into his body. He fell unconscious
      to the alarm of the remaining heroes.
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
      ..."The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"...
      ..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"...
      ..."He can drink a river of blood and not burst"...
      ..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"...
                                     [color=lime]-=-=-=-[/color]
    
      [color=lime]The_Reflection[/color] has slain the hideous creature known as the [color=red]Red Dragon[/color].
      All across the land, people rejoice![/color]
    
    
    [color=royalblue]-[ [color=yellow]SYSTEM BULLETIN[/color] ]-[/color]
    
    It would appear that someone has already defeated the Red Dragon, and with a
    day to spare, at that. This only serves to support the assertion that PoRD is
    an unbalanced, frivolous game that is undeserving of its place among the other
    fabulous doors available on this server. Many of you did not even stay to play
    for the entire period, most of you not even lasting a week. I really doubt how
    much you all are invested in this sad excuse of a game.
    
    But I am nothing if not a man of my word, and PoRD will stay on the system,
    for the time being. After all, if we are to be the best BBS out there, if
    there is something that the users desire, we will have the space to host it
    here. Phalla of the Red Dragon will be returned to its normal settings for
    your further enjoyment. Don't forget to take a look at Critical Adventures
    when it is ready to be released. PoRD doesn't hold a candle to what I've got
    in store for you.
    
    [color=royalblue]- Banatos (Sysop)[/color]
    
    [img]http://www.orokos.com/odam/pord/key.gif[/img]
    [/font]
    


    Banatos slid his chair away from the terminal, defeated. The modifications to the code were supposed to make the game more challenging and harder to win! Was there something wrong with his calculations? How were the players able to advance so quickly and efficiently? Banatos leaned back and sighed. The test for Critical Adventures’ game system was a failure. It certainly did not create the epic adventure that he had hoped to see – instead, the players handled the game changes with ease. There was more work to be done before Critical Adventures would be ready to launch… and when it was ready, it would be the greatest game that the BBS members would play.

    EPILOGUE: Critical Adventures would be released two months later, though it did not replace PoRD on the list of doors. It was unpopular except for only a handful of players. These players would turn out to be hackers trying to bring down the BBS just for fun – trying to accomplish there the task that they had failed in previously through PoRD. They would have succeeded except for the fact that the code that the Sysop had cooked up for the game was so convoluted, unintuitive, and bug-filled, that any attempts to get through were fruitless.


    Village Victory!

    SYSOP on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Woo woo! Yay village!

    And I wasn't evil :D

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Victory!

    TehSloth on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ok.. Being killed on the last day SUCKED!!!!! I wasn't really dead dead... but I couldnt' post and I coudl send in actions and

    OOhhhh Speedyswaf you are SO GRUDGED for like... EVER!!!

    or at least the next phalla....

    lonelyahava on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Horray!

    Thetheroo on
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So what was the objective of the hackers and Griefers?

    warban on
    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Son of a B.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yes, i would love to see all the role pms and know what was up.

    Also, im a motherfucking Dragon Slayer!

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stupid vote coming before other actions...

    lonelyahava on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd like to say, that this game was crazy fun, but we hackers had little to no control over our win condition.

    We had a scavenger hunt activity, getting the actions for the day of the people we hacked.

    We had to Kill people while they:

    # Flirting with Violet
    # Rejected by Violet
    # Flirting with Seth Able
    # Listening to Seth Able sing
    # Bribing the Innkeeper
    # Shopping for Equipment
    # Traveling to the Dark Horse Tavern
    # Fighting the Red Dragon
    # IGM Coder dispatched

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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