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Secret Sodomites V: I (should) know where you live!

ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
It's that time of the year, again.

You will signup, as good little boys and girls do, and send your addresses to me. Trust, me I will not make you all send gifts to me, and make out like a bandit. Promise. Trust me, I'm a mod.


And now for rules, and general guidelines.


1: People I don't know, nubs, and those who didn't send shit out last year (except for that one guy who knows he is - we're tight, unlike your mom's asshole) will be rejected. It's just how it is.

2: Don't bitch because you don't like the gift you got. That's lame.

3: Things you are not allowed to give: Yourself, anything belonging to your biological self, or anybody else's biological self. Yeah, I think that will cover it. I'm not gonna put any kind of spending floor, here, because that would be lame. Get whatever you think is cool. Also, there isn't a ceiling either.

4: Don't send me a PM with your address until I tell you to (or add your name to the list in the OP).

5: The pairings will be random, but I'll try to rematch if someone gets the same person they got the year before. And don't ask me to be paired with anybody. I won't do it, I tell you. Not for nothing.
$$$$

6: Tell me if you are/aren't down with international shipping. I hear the shipping is a bitch (you can use online stores, though).

7: I might add more stuff later.

8: I will send out addresses at <month>, <day>. We'll think of something.

9: How do you feel about getting NSFW gifts? Let me know if you think your parents will open them, or something (if you're not 18, for the love of God say so).

10: When you PM me, remember to include your name. Addressing a package to a "fighting fillipino" or a Quid might cause some confusion.

11: Christmas gifts should arrive before Christmas ends. You've got to do things, proper, mmk?

12: Send a gift! Something might happen if you don't.

13: Seriously, stop forgetting sending me names with your addresses. Why are you so fucking stupid? God!




If your name is in this list, send a PM with your name and address, and if you don't want NSFW gifts tell me.

The List:
Alexander
amateurhour
an_alt
Asiina
BobCesca
Casual Eddy
clownfood
Coldred
DasUberEdward
DevoutlyApathetic
Dynagrip
Dyrwen66
ElJeffe
Elki
Feral
Forar
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
Gooey
Hacksaw
Hakkekage
Haphazard
Hylianbunny
JamesKeenan
japan
jeepguy
JPants
Kilroy
KungFu
LaOs
Malkor
Medopine
Mojo_Jojo
Mom2Kat
Nocturne
Nova_C
Oboro
Organichu
Proto
Quid
redx
radroadkill
Richy
Robos A Go Go
Senjutsu
Sheep
skippydumptruck
Speaker
TehSpectre
Thanatos
The Cat
Tofystedeth
Trowizilla
Variable
visiblehowl
werehippy
Wonder_Hippie

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    FYI, it's party time, so don't expect any replies from me until late afternoon, tomorrow. Or maybe in the morning.

    Elki on
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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    12: Send a gift! Something might happen if you don't.
    Now I'm interested in what this surprise might be.

    mrflippy on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Are we signing up in here or by PMs?

    Senjutsu on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in.

    Thanatos on
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yay, presents from people I don't know.

    I'm ok with NSFW stuff, and international shipping.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Apparently we are.

    I'm in, and down for shipping in the North Americas. NSFW is fine if that's what floats your boat

    Senjutsu on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am all up ins the gift swapping, North America only please.

    skippydumptruck on
  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Are we signing up in here or by PMs?

    usually here.

    then he'll ask for address PMs in groups.

    Proto on
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    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Proto wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Are we signing up in here or by PMs?

    usually here.

    then he'll ask for address PMs in groups.

    I thought he wanted PMs to sign up last year or something.

    Elki's always trying to mess with things

    Senjutsu on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am in.

    Variable on
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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also. totally in!

    no NSFW.
    international is alright, but i'd prefer north america.

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Sign up, no NSFW!

    Medopine on
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, I didn't get to play last year because I was deployed but I am so fucking down this year. I'm willing to receive a domestic santee or one from our neighbor to the north (I don't trust latin-american postal services at all so sorry about that, wouldn't want your shit to get lost). I promise to attempt to come up with something creative.

    Regina Fong on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Jeeps I know what you can get me for christmas :winky:

    Senjutsu on
  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whoo, presents! North America only, and no NSFW for me, I believe shall be my stipulations.

    Kilroy on
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    elki, do you have a list anywhere of the pairs the last few years? I don't expect you do but if you do I want to know.

    Variable on
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  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I wanted to participate this year.

    But I do not know which one. G&T or D&D? I see some poster overlap.

    Basically, who gives the better gifts?

    :P

    Sheep on
  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Well, im......kinda new here. I would love to participate. Im an Aussie, so i would prefer non-international gifting but if that ain't possible, i could probably swing it.

    NSFW is cool, but I would prefer not to get a huge rubber dong in the mail
    No, really, i don't want any rubber dongs.
    Seriously

    joshua1 on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In.

    NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.

    Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.

    Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.

    Do they make dongs like that? They should.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh my gosh I'm in!

    Casual Eddy on
  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    In.

    NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.

    Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.

    Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.

    Do they make dongs like that? They should.

    You know, it really shouldn't be that hard to cast a rubber dong. Just make a plaster negative, and scavanage some bits from a wireless remote(with rumble) and a little mp3 player...

    You don't have weird alergies to synthtics do you?

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm down for my first secret gifting EVAR.

    NSFW is fine, prefer North America for shipping.

    Nocturne on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    redx wrote: »
    You know, it really shouldn't be that hard to cast a rubber dong. Just make a plaster negative, and scavanage some bits from a wireless remote(with rumble) and a little mp3 player...

    You don't have weird alergies to synthtics do you?

    Actually I have a do-it-yourself penis moulding kit I've been planning to use for a while...

    I was going to cut it short and put it on a leather facial harness for use as a ball-gag.

    But I think maybe buying one of those dancing hamsters from Walgreens and swapping out the internals and hacking in a cheap MP3 player from Woot is a far superior idea.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Jeeps I know what you can get me for christmas :winky:


    No dice, Elki said I can't mail myself to you.

    :wink:

    Regina Fong on
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki: <3<3<3

    All has been forgiven.

    Gooey on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am in like a mofo.

    Edit: Wait, we're letting whatshisface do this?

    Quid on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    In.

    NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.

    Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.

    Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.

    Do they make dongs like that? They should.

    Actually, I take it back.

    You can send me a rubber dong as long as it is at least three inches across and addressed to the sphincter of whoever didn't send me presents last year.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Simon MoonSimon Moon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to play.

    Simon Moon on
    Steam: simon moon
  • VulpineVulpine Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in, for festive jollity.

    Edit: NSFW is okay.

    Vulpine on
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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I will totally join if allowed with Quid vouching for me and threatening me with a knife if I don't follow the rules.

    Edit: If I can, NSFW is totally fine and, as Quid said, no international shippping due to extreme poorness.

    radroadkill on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Last time I vouched for someone they totally negged on their gift. My word is worth nothing.

    Quid on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Last time I vouched for someone they totally negged on their gift. My word is worth nothing.

    Yes, well, stfu and stop bringing me down. I'm your wife.

    radroadkill on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In.

    I pity the fool who tries to compare with last year's Sodomite.

    Though on second thought I may just rip out my eyes before opening the package given the way these things have progressed so far.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in you fucks.

    NSFW is okay.

    I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My santa last year was fairly awesome, people at ebay(I think) suck though.

    I actually havenn't been screwed at all, which is kinda cool.

    redx on
    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, and no international please as I am poor.

    Quid on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in you fucks.

    NSFW is okay.

    I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.

    Elk's box is fine.
    Elk's mom's box on the other hand is pretty much always stuffed.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh and you can send me whatever as long as it's at least semi legal

    EDIT: Please do not send me a dildo

    Casual Eddy on
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Okay, I will play this game this year. Finally. Hopefully.

    I have nothing against NSFW gifts, but just because I condone them doesn't mean that I can think of any that would be in good taste or really all that appreciated.

    No international shipping please, I am poor. Like really poor.

    If additional people wanted to send a gift to Oboro, I might agree. ;O

    Oboro on
    words
  • Dyrwen66Dyrwen66 the other's insane Denver CORegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've been lurking/participating here for years, but never had the cash/job to join in. I'd like to this year though.

    Sign-up, NSFW is okay, and I can try to figure out international shipping; so that's also okay.

    Dyrwen66 on
    Just an ancient PA person who doesn't leave the house much.
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