It's that time of the year, again.
You will signup, as good little boys and girls do, and send your addresses to me. Trust, me I will not make you all send gifts to me, and make out like a bandit. Promise. Trust me, I'm a mod.
And now for rules, and general guidelines.
1: People I don't know, nubs, and those who didn't send shit out last year (except for that one guy who knows he is - we're tight, unlike your mom's asshole) will be rejected. It's just how it is.
2: Don't bitch because you don't like the gift you got. That's lame.
3: Things you are not allowed to give: Yourself, anything belonging to your biological self, or anybody else's biological self. Yeah, I think that will cover it. I'm not gonna put any kind of spending floor, here, because that would be lame. Get whatever you think is cool. Also, there isn't a ceiling either.
4: Don't send me a PM with your address until I tell you to (or add your name to the list in the OP).
5: The pairings will be random, but I'll try to rematch if someone gets the same person they got the year before. And don't ask me to be paired with anybody. I won't do it, I tell you. Not for nothing.
$$$$
6: Tell me if you are/aren't down with international shipping. I hear the shipping is a bitch (you can use online stores, though).
7: I might add more stuff later.
8: I will send out addresses at <month>, <day>. We'll think of something.
9: How do you feel about getting NSFW gifts? Let me know if you think your parents will open them, or something (if you're not 18, for the love of God say so).
10: When you PM me, remember to
include your name. Addressing a package to a "fighting fillipino" or a Quid might cause some confusion.
11: Christmas gifts should arrive before Christmas ends. You've got to do things, proper, mmk?
12: Send a gift! Something
might happen if you don't.
13: Seriously, stop forgetting sending me names with your addresses. Why are you so fucking stupid? God!
If your name is in this list, send a PM with your name and address, and if you don't want NSFW gifts tell me.
The List:
Alexander
amateurhour
an_alt
Asiina
BobCesca
Casual Eddy
clownfood
Coldred
DasUberEdward
DevoutlyApathetic
Dynagrip
Dyrwen66
ElJeffe
Elki
Feral
Forar
Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud
Gooey
Hacksaw
Hakkekage
Haphazard
Hylianbunny
JamesKeenan
japan
jeepguy
JPants
Kilroy
KungFu
LaOs
Malkor
Medopine
Mojo_Jojo
Mom2Kat
Nocturne
Nova_C
Oboro
Organichu
Proto
Quid
redx
radroadkill
Richy
Robos A Go Go
Senjutsu
Sheep
skippydumptruck
Speaker
TehSpectre
Thanatos
The Cat
Tofystedeth
Trowizilla
Variable
visiblehowl
werehippy
Wonder_Hippie
Posts
I'm ok with NSFW stuff, and international shipping.
I'm in, and down for shipping in the North Americas. NSFW is fine if that's what floats your boat
usually here.
then he'll ask for address PMs in groups.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
I thought he wanted PMs to sign up last year or something.
Elki's always trying to mess with things
no NSFW.
international is alright, but i'd prefer north america.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
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But I do not know which one. G&T or D&D? I see some poster overlap.
Basically, who gives the better gifts?
:P
NSFW is cool, but I would prefer not to get a huge rubber dong in the mail
NSFW is okay. Actually, it's encouraged.
Rubber dongs okay. As long as it's not, like, a regular pink rubber dong that I can get on one of the porn shops that grow like toadstools in the Tenderloin. That's kinda boring. But if it's like, rubber dong with a top hat and cane that dances and sings "Ragtime Gal", that would be totally awesome.
Also, don't be like whoever that douche was last year and not send me anything. Seriously. You know who you are.
Do they make dongs like that? They should.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
You know, it really shouldn't be that hard to cast a rubber dong. Just make a plaster negative, and scavanage some bits from a wireless remote(with rumble) and a little mp3 player...
You don't have weird alergies to synthtics do you?
NSFW is fine, prefer North America for shipping.
Actually I have a do-it-yourself penis moulding kit I've been planning to use for a while...
I was going to cut it short and put it on a leather facial harness for use as a ball-gag.
But I think maybe buying one of those dancing hamsters from Walgreens and swapping out the internals and hacking in a cheap MP3 player from Woot is a far superior idea.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
No dice, Elki said I can't mail myself to you.
All has been forgiven.
Edit: Wait, we're letting whatshisface do this?
Actually, I take it back.
You can send me a rubber dong as long as it is at least three inches across and addressed to the sphincter of whoever didn't send me presents last year.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Edit: NSFW is okay.
Edit: If I can, NSFW is totally fine and, as Quid said, no international shippping due to extreme poorness.
Yes, well, stfu and stop bringing me down. I'm your wife.
I pity the fool who tries to compare with last year's Sodomite.
Though on second thought I may just rip out my eyes before opening the package given the way these things have progressed so far.
NSFW is okay.
I can't ship things across international waters...and um...so do we sign up here or in Elk's box? I hear it's getting pretty full lately.
I actually havenn't been screwed at all, which is kinda cool.
Elk's box is fine.
Elk's mom's box on the other hand is pretty much always stuffed.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
EDIT: Please do not send me a dildo
I have nothing against NSFW gifts, but just because I condone them doesn't mean that I can think of any that would be in good taste or really all that appreciated.
No international shipping please, I am poor. Like really poor.
If additional people wanted to send a gift to Oboro, I might agree. ;O
Sign-up, NSFW is okay, and I can try to figure out international shipping; so that's also okay.