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PG-PORN (NSF SEX)

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh god, Max Hardcore is fucking sliiiime.

    "Okay what we're gonna do for this scene is, I'm gonna put horribly slutty makeup on you, then I'm going to fuck your face until you vomit or come close to it, and then I'll fuck you in the ass. And we'll finish it off with me peeing in your ass and you drinking it, alright? Also, I'm going to call you a whore and a slut through the whole thing."

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    J3p you are a quality poster

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Sasha Grey has solo scenes. At least a few, I'm pretty sure.

    If you look hard (hurr hurr) enough you can find some pretty tame scenes too.

    and then that one where she has sex with seven horses

    get it tame

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh god, Max Hardcore is fucking sliiiime.

    "Okay what we're gonna do for this scene is, I'm gonna put horribly slutty makeup on you, then I'm going to fuck your face until you vomit or come close to it, and then I'll fuck you in the ass. And we'll finish it off with me peeing in your ass and you drinking it, alright? Also, I'm going to call you a whore and a slut through the whole thing."

    and people wonder why porn gets a bad rap

    #pipe on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    He really is the worst of the worst, though.

    But porn is like most things. 90% of it sucks ass*

    *in this case literally!

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    this seems incredible

    Bloody!

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man...I must be watching the wrong porn because i have never even heard of any of those ladies. I mean Alana Evans and Taylor Wane yeah, but Belladonna? Nope, never.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mori on a roll with the puns

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh god, Max Hardcore is fucking sliiiime.

    "Okay what we're gonna do for this scene is, I'm gonna put horribly slutty makeup on you, then I'm going to fuck your face until you vomit or come close to it, and then I'll fuck you in the ass. And we'll finish it off with me peeing in your ass and you drinking it, alright? Also, I'm going to call you a whore and a slut through the whole thing."

    and people wonder why porn gets a bad rap

    I saw like 5 minutes of a Max Hardcore video once and I had to turn it off. it was too vulgar. Too vulgar for porn. That plus old man balls are gross.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    god this looks amazing and I'm really looking forward to this

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm going to be giggling to hard imagining Lex Luthor in this show to have it be anything but great.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ... what? i'm not sure what's going on.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    actually I'm not familiar with Aria Giovanni

    she looks a little like Gianna

    that could be a good thing or a bad thing

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't get it.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    Basically, it's taking the cheesy setups in porn and ending them realistically and not with fucking as the case is in porno.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    Michael Rosenbaum gave up Smallville for this?!

    Ok, ok, I can see why he'd want to have some fun. :D

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It seems like with Belladonna you aren't allowed to have fun. You sit back and endure it.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am so excited for this holy shit

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so..so "Peanus" is essentially going to be live action peanuts with a bunch of sexual innuendo?

    Oh my god!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    Basically, it's taking the cheesy setups in porn and ending them realistically and not with fucking as the case is in porno.

    Fascinating.

    I wonder what my sister thinks of Michael Rosenbaum taking up this project. She fucking LOVES Smallville.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    It seems like with Belladonna you aren't allowed to have fun. You sit back and endure it.

    Isn't it more like she sits back and endures it

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    It seems like with Belladonna you aren't allowed to have fun. You sit back and endure it.

    Isn't it more like she sits back and endures it

    It depends, I guess.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I kind of want to see what it's like before I start laughing

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    It seems like with Belladonna you aren't allowed to have fun. You sit back and endure it.

    Isn't it more like she sits back and endures it

    It depends, I guess.

    Wow, she's lost control of her sphincter already?

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    It seems like with Belladonna you aren't allowed to have fun. You sit back and endure it.

    Isn't it more like she sits back and endures it

    It depends, I guess.

    Wow, she's lost control of her sphincter already?

    More like it's gained a mind of it's own.

    And it's hungry. A mere diet of baseball bats will not satiate it any longer.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    b-baseball bats?

    WHAT

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would do all kinds of terrible things to Sasha Grey, just laying that out for you guys.

    Edit: Relax, Viv. Its not like she's putting them in her vagina.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viv I thought you liked to party

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Viv I thought you liked to party

    not with my sphincter, goddammit!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    wait SHIT

    I mean

    NOT WITH BASEBALL BATS, GODDAMMIT

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Viv I thought you liked to party

    not with my sphincter, goddammit!

    God you're such a square

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Everyone likes a little what what in the butt.

    But man oh man did Bella Donna take that to a horrifying new level.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sasha grey is fine as fuck

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    then you see her giving head and it's all schlurk schlurk schlurk

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    then you see her giving head and it's all schlurk schlurk schlurk

    i don't like... noisy blowjobs. it's not something i want in my porn.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i like a girl that can take a baseball bat in the ass

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    what

    how can noise even be a factor



    the hell's wrong with you

    Knob on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    AHAHAHAHAH FALLOUT ARE YOU LISTENING TO BOLT THROWER FOR REAL

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Knob on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    what

    how can noise even be a factor



    the hell's wrong with you

    Have you seen her videos?

    uuuuuugh

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    real sex doesn't sound much better

    it's all, "hurf duh hurf duh hurf duh hurf duh squeak squeak WHAM BAM BAM BAM please stop oh god no never BAM BAM BAM CRACK"

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