I enjoy a particular sandwich no one else will eat.
It is the SFWG
Sandwich for White Guys
It is two slices of white bread w/mayo
one slice of american cheese
one thick slice of chilled leftover meatloaf
a layer of dill pickle slices
some extra table salt
People who will knowingly ingest, say, whole softshell crabs or escargot will look at me askance when I make one of these.
this wealthy friend of mine, whose parents are both succesful private-practice doctors, looked at me like he pitied me when he came over and i was making a spam sandwhich with sauteed onions. mustard. on white bread.
later on I get to make buffets, sausage and chocolate creations
we have a fucking beer club
So far the only really impressive thing you have told me is that you butcher and prepare your own meat.
Fortunately for you, that puts you in a class pretty much by yourself.
The only thing you could do to become manlier at this point would be to hunt the animal yourself.
we get to watch them slaughtered
they are really skiddish people in my class
like they freaked when they saw a cockroach
it's gonna be awesome how many people become vegans
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
can we all at least agree that the sandwhich is like 80% bread choice? like a flavorful dark rye, or a soft tangy sourdough. white bread, i have grown out of. plain old wheat bread is good, but given the choice, i'd pick rye or sourdough or a kaiser roll or something any day of the week.
i am a fatty, but i am a fatty with particular tastes.
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JohnnyCacheStarting DefensePlace at the tableRegistered Userregular
you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.
Hey man
I eat all kinds a bread
this is just A sandwich that I eat
it ain't THE sandwich that I eat
I keep Sweetheart Sandwich Bread around at all times because it is perfectly square, and its completely saturated whiteness provides a good background for evaluating toastedness, making it the perfect - really the only - bread for toasted cheese sandwiches.
Truefact of the day: I once whitebalanced a network news camera with a white bread sandwich from Barbara Cubin's craft service tray.
ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces
you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.
Hey man
I eat all kinds a bread
this is just A sandwich that I eat
it ain't THE sandwich that I eat
I keep Sweetheart Sandwich Bread around at all times because it is perfectly square, and its completely saturated whiteness provides a good background for evaluating toastedness, making it the perfect - really the only - bread for toasted cheese sandwiches.
Truefact of the day: I once whitebalanced a network news camera with a white bread sandwich from Barbara Cubin's craft service tray.
ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces
because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good
well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients
why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man
ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces
Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.
you are retarded
kill yourself
no, he's right
american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense
Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.
you are retarded
kill yourself
no, he's right
american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense
which is why i no longer eat white bread. i'm not on food stamps any more.
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JohnnyCacheStarting DefensePlace at the tableRegistered Userregular
edited September 2008
oh man
I'm going to make a grill cheese and some tomato soup to dip it in
Campbells tomato soup from a can.
I'm going to add sliced tomato and turkey to each sandwich.
Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.
you are retarded
kill yourself
no, he's right
american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense
too bad enriched white bread has far more nutritive value than most other breads sans for whole grain
ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces
because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good
well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients
why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man
no because ketchup with turkey for a sandwich is just fucking retarded and gross but keep in mind I can't actually understand what you typed because you're a fucking caveman who's pounding at his keyboard as if it will suddenly crack open revealing something technically edible inside
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited September 2008
also kraft singles american cheese makes the best grilled cheese.
Druhim for being an old dude you are pretty faggy about food
ignorant younguns often express the same thought about their wiser elders who have learned to only drink quality liquor instead of the cheapest shit that'll get you drunk
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Raneadospolice apologistyou shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered Userregular
ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces
because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good
well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients
why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man
no because ketchup with turkey for a sandwich is just fucking retarded and gross but keep in mind I can't actually understand what you typed because you're a fucking caveman who's pounding at his keyboard as if it will suddenly crack open revealing something technically edible inside
it's something I have left over from when i was a kid
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Oh, you get to butcher it too
damn, that is pretty awesome.
also, softshell crab is horrendous
You get out
you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.
I get to go to school to do this stuff
later on I get to make buffets, sausage and chocolate creations
we have a fucking beer club
a standard is 1 meat 1 lettuce 1 condiment and bread
and even then that's pushing it a little
Like a standard sandwich is like
bread
ketchup
lettuce
turkey
bread
but you can get even more barebones
Bread
turkey
Bread
it's not going to taste great but it's a sandwich
this wealthy friend of mine, whose parents are both succesful private-practice doctors, looked at me like he pitied me when he came over and i was making a spam sandwhich with sauteed onions. mustard. on white bread.
i love spam.
It's time to go shopping.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
always forget that
So far the only really impressive thing you have told me is that you butcher and prepare your own meat.
Fortunately for you, that puts you in a class pretty much by yourself.
The only thing you could do to become manlier at this point would be to hunt the animal yourself.
we get to watch them slaughtered
they are really skiddish people in my class
like they freaked when they saw a cockroach
it's gonna be awesome how many people become vegans
i am a fatty, but i am a fatty with particular tastes.
Hey man
I eat all kinds a bread
this is just A sandwich that I eat
it ain't THE sandwich that I eat
I keep Sweetheart Sandwich Bread around at all times because it is perfectly square, and its completely saturated whiteness provides a good background for evaluating toastedness, making it the perfect - really the only - bread for toasted cheese sandwiches.
Truefact of the day: I once whitebalanced a network news camera with a white bread sandwich from Barbara Cubin's craft service tray.
Then I ate it during her interview.
I host a podcast about movies.
you are retarded
kill yourself
And you have suddenly lost anything butchering your own meat may have garnered for you.
ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces
Oh, man, you are the worst gay.
gay dicks in their mouths
fuck you
OUT.
and I am straight
because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good
well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients
why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man
Dru, let's run away together
to a magical far away place where people are old
and not retarded about food.
no, he's right
american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense
You and Raneados are made for each other
what with your unending dedication to being wrong about shit 100% of the time.
which is why i no longer eat white bread. i'm not on food stamps any more.
I'm going to make a grill cheese and some tomato soup to dip it in
Campbells tomato soup from a can.
I'm going to add sliced tomato and turkey to each sandwich.
I host a podcast about movies.
too bad enriched white bread has far more nutritive value than most other breads sans for whole grain
you're out of your fucking element donnie
no because ketchup with turkey for a sandwich is just fucking retarded and gross but keep in mind I can't actually understand what you typed because you're a fucking caveman who's pounding at his keyboard as if it will suddenly crack open revealing something technically edible inside
It's true. I read it in the Bible.
ignorant younguns often express the same thought about their wiser elders who have learned to only drink quality liquor instead of the cheapest shit that'll get you drunk
it's something I have left over from when i was a kid
it's weird but it's alright
get off your high horse
praise baby Jesus
jews eat gefilte fish but don't touch pork
fuck that