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Oh god, I just want to bite it. [NSF56k]

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Druhim for being an old dude you are pretty faggy about food

    ignorant younguns often express the same thought about their wiser elders who have learned to only drink quality liquor instead of the cheapest shit that'll get you drunk

    That sounds like a dig on PBR. It best not be, old timer.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sandwich for White Guys

    It is two slices of white bread w/mayo

    You get out



    you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.

    Hey man

    I eat all kinds a bread

    this is just A sandwich that I eat

    it ain't THE sandwich that I eat

    I keep Sweetheart Sandwich Bread around at all times because it is perfectly square, and its completely saturated whiteness provides a good background for evaluating toastedness, making it the perfect - really the only - bread for toasted cheese sandwiches.

    Truefact of the day: I once whitebalanced a network news camera with a white bread sandwich from Barbara Cubin's craft service tray.

    Then I ate it during her interview.

    OUT.

    I ate it in front of her. While she was being interviewed. Before she got to eat. You can see her eyes tracking my nom-nom-nom motions.

    I interfered with the Republican Fear Machine using my gluttony. You get out.

    I do have a loaf of kidney shaped nine-grain whole wheat bread I use for real sandwiches, sourdough for melts, whole-wheat buns for hamburgers, etc. I make my own breadsticks and pretzels. I have many fine and snobbish mustards and premium meats with which to pair them. I just happen to like the Whitebread of our Ancestors for 3 things - PB&J, aforementioned leftover sandwich, and grill cheeses.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    best friends become the worst enemies because of disagreements with food

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    damn son

    baguettes with camembert is so fucking good

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    but cheetos are a recognized brand that existed before flaming hot cheetos

    vaginal sex did not exist recognizably before oral sex

    vaginal sex is sex but it is a type of sex


    Saru that was a terrible analogy

    Can we at least agree that oral sex is like flamin' hot cheetos?

    Vaginal sex is the default, though.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Druhim for being an old dude you are pretty faggy about food

    ignorant younguns often express the same thought about their wiser elders who have learned to only drink quality liquor instead of the cheapest shit that'll get you drunk

    Quite.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    damn son

    baguettes with camembert is so fucking good

    hell yes

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    White bread is for people with no class or standards.

    It's true. I read it in the Bible.

    praise baby Jesus
    "Get me some fucking twelve grain or some pumpernickle, I'm the son of God for fuck's sake, not some local reprobate."

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never had camembert

    I hear good things

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i've never really had fancy cheese. fancy being anything above, say... tillamook cheddar. or... like... string cheese.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    damn son

    baguettes with camembert is so fucking good

    hell yes

    high fucking five, my friend

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    the lamb of God died on the cross so that we'd never have to eat white bread again
    praise Jesus

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fuuuuuck, I want this CSA deal, but Ive got no cash. Its really shitty going to culinary school and eating all this delicious food and then going home to ramen and PB&J.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    dude I'm a basic foods kind of guy but ugh string cheese?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    one of the best things i ever did was investigate 'fancy cheeses'

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ah, string cheese isn't that bad.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like brie and dill pickles on a roll

    sometimes w/ham, sometimes w/o

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    the lamb of God died on the cross so that we'd never have to eat white bread again
    praise Jesus

    different tastes go with different foods

    name me a bread that tastes like white bread and goes with what white bread goes with and costs the same and I will switch today

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    As far as home sandwiches go, I like them with:

    sliced ham or turkey
    a cheese slice
    lettuce leaves
    mustard
    ketchup

    I don't make sandwiches too often.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    the lamb of God died on the cross so that we'd never have to eat white bread again
    praise Jesus

    different tastes go with different foods

    name me a bread that tastes like white bread and goes with what white bread goes with and costs the same and I will switch today

    Well, white bread tastes like ass, things dont go with it, things are forced upon it. The only reason to get white bread is cause its a dollar.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    white bread doesn't taste like anything

    it has a slight sweet and yeasty flavor

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    i don't understand that, i had it and it was nothing special


    i do love prosciutto with boccocini though

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know what are horrible? Sweet pickles. They may be even worse than white bread.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    apparently nobody can agree on what white bread tastes like

    makes me think you're all just pompous jackasses that don't know real good taste from following along with the neo modern shitheads

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    i don't understand that, i had it and it was nothing special


    i do love prosciutto with boccocini though

    opposing flavors

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    apparently nobody can agree on what white bread tastes like

    makes me think you're all just pompous jackasses that don't know real good taste from following along with the neo modern shitheads
    That must be it.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    apparently nobody can agree on what white bread tastes like

    makes me think you're all just pompous jackasses that don't know real good taste from following along with the neo modern shitheads

    ahem

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    God damn Rane, ok, have you had good bread? like, fresh baked real bread, not the presliced stuff in bags? Cause man, if I had monies I would never eat sliced bread again.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    i don't understand that, i had it and it was nothing special


    i do love prosciutto with boccocini though

    opposing flavors

    yeah, sweet and savory balanced beautifully against each other

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like white-bread. I know of a brand that does interesting things with white bread, one of my favorites being 'Hawaiian Pineapple, Egg and Honey'. The added flavors are quite subtle, but you can definitely taste them. A mild sweetness. Haven't bought it recently.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love white bread. You can really taste the processed bleach.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    try to find some jamon iberico if you can

    it is the best raw ham there is. King of MCs. There is none higher.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    God damn Rane, ok, have you had good bread? like, fresh baked real bread, not the presliced stuff in bags? Cause man, if I had monies I would never eat sliced bread again.

    I used to make my own bread

    so yeah

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I love white bread. You can really taste the processed bleach.

    cool, you don't actually know how bread is bleached or what you're talking about

    get the fuck out

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    nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I cook for a living. Its cool because I get to work with all this really great food and I really enjoy it, but its hard not being able to afford to eat food of the quality that I make.

    EDIT: oh, beaten by lardalish i guess.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hmm I should see if my mom's still got the breadmaker lying around

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    mmmmmmmmmm camembert

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    God damn Rane, ok, have you had good bread? like, fresh baked real bread, not the presliced stuff in bags? Cause man, if I had monies I would never eat sliced bread again.

    I used to make my own bread

    so yeah

    Man, did you hit your head since then? Cause I honestly dont understand how someone can like white bread where there are so many more delicious breads out there.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I love white bread. You can really taste the processed bleach.

    cool, you don't actually know how bread is bleached or what you're talking about

    get the fuck out
    What are you from a family of bakers or something? Did I insult your trade?

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