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Who the fuck steals bikes anyway

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Slavs and gypsies steal bikes.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    in Shanghai you're lucky to have your bike for six months before it gets stolen

    just steal someone else's

    it's an unofficial community bike program

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Slavs and gypsies steal bikes.
    FUCKING.


    GYPSIES.


    If there's one thing Hitler was right about it was exterminating gypsies. I'm sure there are a few nice Romani out there but most of them are just pieces of shit. There's a big ol' gypsy family in Cheyenne and none of them are decent folks. Now, I know judging an entire ethnic group based on a handful of experiences with one family is probably wrong, but how many of you have had a good experience with gypsies?


    They fucking stole from my church.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    in Shanghai you're lucky to have your bike for six months before it gets stolen

    just steal someone else's

    it's an unofficial community bike program

    the system works thusly

    you go to a bike store and you decide that buying a new bike will make it too much of a target

    so you go to a used bike store and pick out something more subtle and worn

    you buy the bike, you have it for a while, and then it gets stolen

    that stolen bike is usually sold to any number of used bike stores around town

    meanwhile you return to a used bike store and then buy another bike... which was probably stolen from someone else

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    viv this is what we call

    economics

    you want the economy to do well, don't you?

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Slavs and gypsies steal bikes.
    FUCKING.


    GYPSIES.


    If there's one thing Hitler was right about it was exterminating gypsies. I'm sure there are a few nice Romani out there but most of them are just pieces of shit. There's a big ol' gypsy family in Cheyenne and none of them are decent folks. Now, I know judging an entire ethnic group based on a handful of experiences with one family is probably wrong, but how many of you have had a good experience with gypsies?


    They fucking stole from my church.

    Romani who are dedicated to stealing, are fucking dedicated to stealing. They are merciless.

    They also run the begging, playing terrible accordion music and selling cheap nick nack rackets here. A lot of it is a front for more stealing though.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i'm not actually this passionate about hating gypsies irl, you guys, i just have never met a cool gypsy and seriously stealing as part of a culture? way to be scumbags.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The thing about stolen bikes is that if you get around a lot you'll find it and then steal it back.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can't find Danny Kaye singing "Hey Gypsy" on YouTube

    so instead enjoy him singing with Louis Armstrong

    When the Saints!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the gypsies in cheyenne, the big ol' clan of em, own all the used car lots. they could not be more shady.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JJ wrote: »
    The thing about stolen bikes is that if you get around a lot you'll find it and then steal it back.

    Not if that bicycle is in Romania.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    JJ wrote: »
    The thing about stolen bikes is that if you get around a lot you'll find it and then steal it back.

    I had a friend once who saw someone biking towards him on his bike a few days after it was stolen

    He ran up to him and punched the fucking person off of it, took it back, and they ran away

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Drunken frat boys don't steal bikes. We put them in your bed

    I have photographic evidence on my phone.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    CD, that was amazing.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Danny Kaye is the most underappreciated comic actor of all time

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hey air I love you

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't remember that scene, and I thought I'd seen all the episodes

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It's from when Michael is spending time with Steve Holt, and Gob decides to get back at him by doing the godfather treatment to his bike.

    I think.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    oh ok, I remember that
    for some reason I didn't recognize that as parts from his bike

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