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[Phalla]TV Tropes: Epilogue: Checkmate

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    DeShadowC, what the hell is an OP?

    Rent is totally evil because I got my evil PM the same time he did.

    And damn you Crimson King for beating me to that joke.
    Yes I know the game didn't start yet.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    warban wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    so I have never played anything even similar to a phalla before. will this be a problem? or is it easy to get the hang of?

    It's like crack, easy to start but hard to stop.

    Oh god, is it ever.

    HEEEELLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE

    !Thetheroo

    Seriously, I've gotten Day 1 killed the past 2 games and day 1-3 killed the past 4-5.

    Thetheroo on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    warban wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    so I have never played anything even similar to a phalla before. will this be a problem? or is it easy to get the hang of?

    It's like crack, easy to start but hard to stop.

    Oh god, is it ever.

    HEEEELLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE

    !Thetheroo

    Seriously, I've gotten Day 1 killed the past 2 games and day 1-3 killed the past 4-5.

    Becuase you know what time it is. :D

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    warban wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    so I have never played anything even similar to a phalla before. will this be a problem? or is it easy to get the hang of?

    It's like crack, easy to start but hard to stop.

    Oh god, is it ever.

    HEEEELLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE

    !Thetheroo

    Seriously, I've gotten Day 1 killed the past 2 games and day 1-3 killed the past 4-5.
    Although last game was kind of your fault. Also, last game was pretty hilariously awesome.

    Rent on
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    warban wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    so I have never played anything even similar to a phalla before. will this be a problem? or is it easy to get the hang of?

    It's like crack, easy to start but hard to stop.

    Oh god, is it ever.

    HEEEELLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEE

    !Thetheroo

    Seriously, I've gotten Day 1 killed the past 2 games and day 1-3 killed the past 4-5.

    Becuase you know what time it is. :D

    Limed for obvious reasons.

    crimsoncoyote on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Conversation between me and Blarney:

    MYi Qwerty (7:50:56 PM): (TVTropes link here)
    P1u70n1um (7:51:01 PM): Are you in that game?
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:09 PM): Yep
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:10 PM): I'
    P1u70n1um (7:51:24 PM): You are a... Yaoi Fangirl
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:25 PM): I want to be in Gumpy's game too, but I also have ALPHALLA Royale to run this week
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:29 PM): D:
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:37 PM): I wanna be a Yandere instead.
    P1u70n1um (7:51:55 PM): Nice Boat
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:59 PM): (wait, are there male Yanderes?)
    P1u70n1um (7:52:07 PM): They're called Rolo
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:07 PM): (That don't involve yaoi?)
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:15 PM): :<
    P1u70n1um (7:52:19 PM): Oh, that's called a rapist

    Plutonium on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Conversation between me and Blarney:

    MYi Qwerty (7:50:56 PM): (TVTropes link here)
    P1u70n1um (7:51:01 PM): Are you in that game?
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:09 PM): Yep
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:10 PM): I'
    P1u70n1um (7:51:24 PM): You are a... Yaoi Fangirl
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:25 PM): I want to be in Gumpy's game too, but I also have ALPHALLA Royale to run this week
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:29 PM): D:
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:37 PM): I wanna be a Yandere instead.
    P1u70n1um (7:51:55 PM): Nice Boat
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:59 PM): (wait, are there male Yanderes?)
    P1u70n1um (7:52:07 PM): They're called Rolo
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:07 PM): (That don't involve yaoi?)
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:15 PM): :<
    P1u70n1um (7:52:19 PM): Oh, that's called a rapist

    Um... did you call Blarney a gay rapist?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yandere would be nice at first but descends into madness/violence, something to that effect. So wouldn't an ex that's stalking you be a better example?

    Zandracon on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Conversation between me and Blarney:

    MYi Qwerty (7:50:56 PM): (TVTropes link here)
    P1u70n1um (7:51:01 PM): Are you in that game?
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:09 PM): Yep
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:10 PM): I'
    P1u70n1um (7:51:24 PM): You are a... Yaoi Fangirl
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:25 PM): I want to be in Gumpy's game too, but I also have ALPHALLA Royale to run this week
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:29 PM): D:
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:37 PM): I wanna be a Yandere instead.
    P1u70n1um (7:51:55 PM): Nice Boat
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:59 PM): (wait, are there male Yanderes?)
    P1u70n1um (7:52:07 PM): They're called Rolo
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:07 PM): (That don't involve yaoi?)
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:15 PM): :<
    P1u70n1um (7:52:19 PM): Oh, that's called a rapist

    Um... did you call Blarney a gay rapist?

    That's exactly what I called him.

    Plutonium on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Conversation between me and Blarney:

    MYi Qwerty (7:50:56 PM): (TVTropes link here)
    P1u70n1um (7:51:01 PM): Are you in that game?
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:09 PM): Yep
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:10 PM): I'
    P1u70n1um (7:51:24 PM): You are a... Yaoi Fangirl
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:25 PM): I want to be in Gumpy's game too, but I also have ALPHALLA Royale to run this week
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:29 PM): D:
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:37 PM): I wanna be a Yandere instead.
    P1u70n1um (7:51:55 PM): Nice Boat
    MYi Qwerty (7:51:59 PM): (wait, are there male Yanderes?)
    P1u70n1um (7:52:07 PM): They're called Rolo
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:07 PM): (That don't involve yaoi?)
    MYi Qwerty (7:52:15 PM): :<
    P1u70n1um (7:52:19 PM): Oh, that's called a rapist

    Um... did you call Blarney a gay rapist?

    That's exactly what I called him.

    You do know that there is no sarcasm on the internet.


    But that still is awesome. :D

    Toxic Toys on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I didn't think it to be that awesome myself... :(

    MrBlarney on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know that I love your Blarney. In the most physical sense of the word.

    Plutonium on
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    You know that I love your Blarney. In the most physical sense of the word.

    ... I am hoping that such a sense isn't the "gay rapist" sense. D:

    MrBlarney on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    You know that I love your Blarney. In the most physical sense of the word.

    ... I am hoping that such a sense isn't the "gay rapist" sense. D:

    It isn't rape if you want it. :winky:

    Zandracon on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    And they called it

    Muskrat Love

    Toxic Toys on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Goddamit, I've gotten lost in that site and haven't done any work at all tonight.

    No sleep for me.

    :(

    Thetheroo on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The Kingdom of Phalla was a tranquil, peaceful kingdom, populated mostly by ordinary high school students, and ruled by the benevolent King Phalla, of the Phalla line. The women were beatiful, with gigantic breasts, and the men were beatiful, with small breasts.

    Then, tragedy struck. Frosteey Caligula Forsety Vi Britannica VI, third child and sharpest dresser of the king, rose up and cleared the royal court in a bloody mess where everyone died.

    But I am not satisfied with everyone dying. I'm crazy, you see. Crazy for rigorous and rigid systems divised solely for the purpose of sapping the lives of my subjects. This particular system will allow you to select a member of your group to sacrifice for the ritual. Whoops, now everybody knows about the ritual to revive the ancient horror. Oh well. I'm sure we can all set aside our differences and work past that.

    Oh, and there are evil and/or bad people trying to destroy and/or control the world. As that world includes my kingdom, they are clearly out of line. As such, I place the highly important task of eradicating these groups on you, a ragtag group of people I have never met before.

    Do not fail this horrendous lapse of judgment.

    Frosteey on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What a terrible storyline.

    TehSpectre on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

    cj iwakura on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

    What were we doing again?

    TehSpectre on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Wouldn't it be more of a ragtag army? Since, y'know, ragtag groups usually only have 5-10 people?

    Zandracon on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

    What were we doing again?

    Go watch Utena.

    Now picture that with a touch of Song of Ice and Fire, and ritualized demonic summoning.

    Something like that.

    cj iwakura on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

    What were we doing again?

    Go watch Utena.

    Now picture that with a touch of Song of Ice and Fire, and ritualized demonic summoning.

    Something like that.

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    TehSpectre on
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I call cocky, impetuous comic relief to main character, with a crush on the healer.

    Rent on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    One of the Gods of the Pantheon is my namesake, so I think I get her powers by default.

    That being control of the entire internet.

    cj iwakura on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I call the pimp ensemble darkhorse whose FABULOUS androgynous behavior and knack for starring in gay fanart with the main character propels the producers to have him switch sides and join the main cast in the second season.

    Plutonium on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    What a terrible storyline.

    Are you volunteering for the maiden voyage of my Sequential Subject Slayer?

    Frosteey on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So Frosteey.... will this be like Geass themed or something.

    Because I want to be Orange-Kun.

    Plutonium on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    What a terrible storyline.

    Are you volunteering for the maiden voyage of my Sequential Subject Slayer?

    What a horrible title.

    TehSpectre on
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I really hope this doesn't turn into a Kill 'em all plot.

    Thetheroo on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I call the Obfuscating Stupid character, who happens to also be a So Called Coward.

    Zandracon on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    So Frosteey.... will this be like Geass themed or something.

    Because I want to be Orange-Kun.

    Not specifically, no. I just felt like throwing in some fabulous referencing to celebrate.

    Frosteey on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ... Can I still be Orange?

    Plutonium on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Also, all alignment PMs are now out.

    If you did not receive one, then your goal is to Save the World by killing anybody who wants to destroy or control the world. Diplomatic victory conditions are disabled for this game. You're going to kill them or die trying.
    And you aren't masoned with anybody.

    Frosteey on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    ... Can I still be Orange?

    ...I don't think you're up to it. You strike me more as a Diethard type.

    Frosteey on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know, he was like the only character to actually die in the last five episodes.

    And I'm sticking to that story.

    Plutonium on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd just like you all to know that the attention I need to direct to whiny statements such as those from TehSpectre and Zandracon are pushing back my timetable for getting actual role PMs out by hours.

    Frosteey on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Plutonium wrote: »
    You know, he was like the only character to actually die in the last five episodes.

    And I'm sticking to that story.

    Dammit, spoiler's man. :P


    Also, Plotonium isn't delaying you?

    Zandracon on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Frosteey would be talking about Geass anyways.

    Nobody cares about Diethard.

    Plutonium on
  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zandracon wrote: »
    Also, Plotonium isn't delaying you?

    Don't try to displace the blame you so rightfully deserve.

    Frosteey on
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