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[Phalla]ctica: Day Nine: A Measure of Salvation (Cylon Victory)

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    warban wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    No your just a miss directed coward like Gaius Baltar right?
    Hey
    Hey

    I fought for all of you. All of you. All my friends died. Everyone. I am no coward.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    That's what you want them to think that I want them to think that you want them to think!

    (Ugh I can't believe I just did that. . . )

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  • IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I think GS is a mighty fine feller who is not shady at all! What about you, Mr. Frostmist?

    ...Wait, misdirected coward?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    That's what you want them to think that I want them to think that you want them to think!

    (Ugh I can't believe I just did that. . . )
    Your mother is a jezebel!

    Gorilla Salad on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    blasphemer

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  • IanatorIanator Gaze upon my works, ye mighty and facepalm.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ...what

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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ianator wrote: »
    I think GS is a mighty fine feller who is not shady at all! What about you, Mr. Frostmist?

    ...Wait, misdirected coward?

    the mist isn't shady, it's misty!

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    ....So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    ....So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
    Yes.

    You live for another day, TehSpectre!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    ....So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

    Winner

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    ....So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
    Yes.

    You live for another day, TehSpectre!

    Wrong name.

    You would think after all we've been through.........

    Thetheroo on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    One of these days, we're going to have to come up with "Goldman's Law For Phallas" or something.

    Thetheroo has invoked Goldman's Law in #211!

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Guys.

    I am not evil. If I was evil, I wouldn't post this much.

    That's what you want us to think!
    Thats what you want them to think that I want them to think!

    ....So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!
    Yes.

    You live for another day, TehSpectre!

    Wrong name.

    You would think after all we've been through.........
    Yeah. You'd think. Money's on the dresser.
    Between Space Station 13 and trying to find a picture of the real Jack O'Neill, I got your name wrong.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !El Skid

    I give you my word I'm a vanillager this phalla (regular insurgent, with insurgent win condition). I've yet to break my word in any phalla.

    The leadership is way too important a position to let a toaster or toaster sympathizer get their mitts on it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    !El Skid

    I give you my word I'm a vanillager this phalla (regular insurgent, with insurgent win condition). I've yet to break my word in any phalla.

    The leadership is way too important a position to let a toaster or toaster sympathizer get their mitts on it.

    I'm neither! I'm a cool insurgent too!

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    El Skid wrote: »
    !El Skid

    I give you my word I'm a vanillager this phalla (regular insurgent, with insurgent win condition). I've yet to break my word in any phalla.

    The leadership is way too important a position to let a toaster or toaster sympathizer get their mitts on it.

    !FunkyWaltDogg

    Unlike El Skid, I freely admit that I've broken my word repeatedly in many, many Phallas!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    And... this is why we should vote for you? O_o

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    !vote cj iwakura

    that guy sucks

    Obbi on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    And... this is why we should vote for you? O_o

    He didn't give his word. Obviously that means he won't be breaking his word by backstabbing you. Therefore, you should vote for him. QED.

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I haven't posted yet.

    This means I'm up to something. :winky:

    Shamus on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Thanks for volunteerin' shamus!

    Obbi on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this is why you guys should vote for me, I have never broken my word to anyone in a game yet. I have never done anything to make any of you not trust me, and a couple people here have screwed me over royally in games before. Those people are probably evil and with this power I could cut a bloody trail through their bodies.

    A vote for me is a vote for mindless slaughter.

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Didn't the vote close at post #188? 00:00 EST?

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Didn't the vote close at post #188? 00:00 EST?
    List of the Dead

    Goose! - Silly Goose - Too silly for this world

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Didn't the vote close at post #188? 00:00 EST?

    i assumed that was tomorrow, dammit

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Didn't the vote close at post #188? 00:00 EST?

    i assumed that was tomorrow, dammit

    It is.

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    *rim shot*

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !Gorilla Salad because while I wasn't a part of Uncle Enzo's Mafia I stilll knew him well when we both were in CRUCIAL and he's a swell guy.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !Retract myself since no one else likes me. . . !Gorilla Salad because I bet the leader will get offed eventually and I like spreadsheets.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man, I've seen what GS does with a little power.

    Note: It aint pretty.

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    warban wrote: »
    Plus MrBlarney can spreadsheet.

    I thought that only Cylons could spreadsheet?

    Wait a minute, that must mean....

    Nah, I got nothing.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    !Mr Blarney because GS is trying to convince us to vote for him too much. A good leader doesn't want the part, they simply fill the role naturally as needed.

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Though I lack my ship, I would be remiss in my duties as Captain if I were to lead my men and the great citizens of New Phallica into danger. Though experience does not guarantee safety, it does grant a measure of skill when dealing with these Cylons.

    As such, the only course apparent to me is to !elect Admiral Blarney as our leader.

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    kime wrote: »
    !Gorilla Salad because I bet the leader will get offed eventually and I like spreadsheets.

    The leader is certainly a high-profile position that the baddies would like to off, but due to the fact that a leader's assassin is revealed, they may be reluctant to do so. It's not a true protection, but it may deter attacks. The other spreadsheeters and I will be targets anyways, so why not set one as a focal point and leader?

    I will be out for much of tomorrow, so I won't be able to put up my first sheet until after the end of Day 0. But with patience, we'll be able to gather the intel we need to bring down all threats to humanity's freedom.

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  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Listen here, maggots! I, Zellpher Deserve to be elected more than any of you half-baked pansies! I hate these no-good-tin-can-sons-of-bitches more than I hate the spinelessness of this colony thus far! You think Blarney would make a good leader? HAH! I laugh at your foolish assumptions! Maybe if this was a race to the biggest coward! Gorilla salad? Couldn't lead a fish to water with a garden hose! A vote for Zellpher is a vote for victory! A vote for security! and most of all a vote for elimination of these Cylon bastards!

    as well as excessive exclamation points!

    Zellpher on
  • ecco the dolphinecco the dolphin Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    The leader is certainly a high-profile position that the baddies would like to off, but due to the fact that a leader's assassin is revealed, they may be reluctant to do so. It's not a true protection, but it may deter attacks. The other spreadsheeters and I will be targets anyways, so why not set one as a focal point and leader?

    I love your fatalism, MrBlarney. :P

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