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What do Alice Cooper and the Canadian Elections have in common?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Our riding is hella close 15850-15549, 205/213 polls.

    When I got to the booth, I honestly blanked.

    As it turns out, I ended up voting for a 21 year old chick, who is, according to the candidate info at that link of yours, "Pursuing her GED and training to be a lawyer's assistant".

    I think I may have literally thrown my vote away, guys.

    who the fuck was that, dan

    did you vote communist?

    Pony on
  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey pony


    Pony


    People that don't vote are faggots.

    People that don't vote and get pissed off about people telling them they are faggots are bigger faggots.

    No Great Name on
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  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Our riding is hella close 15850-15549, 205/213 polls.

    When I got to the booth, I honestly blanked.

    As it turns out, I ended up voting for a 21 year old chick, who is, according to the candidate info at that link of yours, "Pursuing her GED and training to be a lawyer's assistant".

    I think I may have literally thrown my vote away, guys.

    "I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!" "Go ahead, throw your vote away!" *Ross Perot takes off his hate and punches a hole in it*

    This played in my head when I read that last line.

    Soundwave on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey pony


    Pony


    People that don't vote are faggots.

    People that don't vote and get pissed off about people telling them they are faggots are bigger faggots.

    you're off the christmas card list now mister

    Pony on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Our riding is hella close 15850-15549, 205/213 polls.

    When I got to the booth, I honestly blanked.

    As it turns out, I ended up voting for a 21 year old chick, who is, according to the candidate info at that link of yours, "Pursuing her GED and training to be a lawyer's assistant".

    I think I may have literally thrown my vote away, guys.

    who the fuck was that, dan

    did you vote communist?

    Fuck no. It was an independent.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    strathcona is going to give me a heart attack

    Vorus on
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  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Our riding is hella close 15850-15549, 205/213 polls.

    When I got to the booth, I honestly blanked.

    As it turns out, I ended up voting for a 21 year old chick, who is, according to the candidate info at that link of yours, "Pursuing her GED and training to be a lawyer's assistant".

    I think I may have literally thrown my vote away, guys.

    who the fuck was that, dan

    did you vote communist?

    He voted for the Independent apparently o_O

    Soundwave on
  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    See that 207 next to her name? That would have been 206 had you stayed home. The system works!

    Soundwave on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Our riding is hella close 15850-15549, 205/213 polls.

    When I got to the booth, I honestly blanked.

    As it turns out, I ended up voting for a 21 year old chick, who is, according to the candidate info at that link of yours, "Pursuing her GED and training to be a lawyer's assistant".

    I think I may have literally thrown my vote away, guys.

    who the fuck was that, dan

    did you vote communist?

    He voted for the Independent apparently o_O

    If it's any consolation, she looks kind of hot.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ruby dallah is so hot oh my goddddd

    Meissnerd on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    holy fucking shit karen redman might lose

    holy fucking shit

    Pony on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    holy fucking shit karen redman might lose

    holy fucking shit

    That... Is surprising.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    fucking bitch has been the mp for kitchener centre for 11 god damn years

    and now she might lose to a guy who shook my hand this afternoon in the mall

    weird

    Pony on
  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    holy fucking shit karen redman might lose

    holy fucking shit

    That was my reaction too, she's been around 11 years.

    Also, check out the kickass email address that Independent listed.

    Soundwave on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I don't know why CBC is still reporting strathcona as a tory win

    electionscanada has more polling stations in and has NDP ahead

    fuck you CBC

    Vorus on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    I don't know why CBC is still reporting strathcona as a tory win

    electionscanada has more polling stations in and has NDP ahead

    fuck you CBC

    Yeah. I'm watching it on ctv.ca.

    ChicoBlue on
  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It updated just now, Redman is down 300+ votes with 6 polls to go.

    edit: it's updating quickly now 210/213 polls.

    Soundwave on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    ok I switched to CTV and apparently they are still counting so that is good

    Vorus on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wait guys

    maybe it's me

    maybe woodworth is winning because he shook my hand

    note to self: no touching jack layton ever

    Pony on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Looking at the candidate profiles, I can't help but note the Communist Party guy in my riding
    Martin Suter

    Party: Communist Party of Canada

    Age: 54

    Profession: Former long-distance truck driver

    Electoral History

    Federal: Ran in the Kitchener Centre riding three times; defeated

    I find it funny, that he decided not to include his picture in the profile.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    wait guys

    maybe it's me

    maybe woodworth is winning because he shook my hand

    note to self: no touching jack layton ever

    Good policy, the man has a wicked pedostache going.

    Soundwave on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Looking at the candidate profiles, I can't help but note the Communist Party guy in my riding
    Martin Suter

    Party: Communist Party of Canada

    Age: 54

    Profession: Former long-distance truck driver

    Electoral History

    Federal: Ran in the Kitchener Centre riding three times; defeated

    I find it funny, that he decided not to include his picture in the profile.

    cameras are a conspiracy

    seriously communist party candidates tend to be as big fucking loons as libertarians

    irony!

    Pony on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Soundwave wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    wait guys

    maybe it's me

    maybe woodworth is winning because he shook my hand

    note to self: no touching jack layton ever

    Good policy, the man has a wicked pedostache going.

    frankly, harper's smile is far more pedo-y

    Vorus on
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  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The communist is funny, but vote_4_amanda@hotmail.com takes the cake.

    Soundwave on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Looking at the candidate profiles, I can't help but note the Communist Party guy in my riding
    Martin Suter

    Party: Communist Party of Canada

    Age: 54

    Profession: Former long-distance truck driver

    Electoral History

    Federal: Ran in the Kitchener Centre riding three times; defeated

    I find it funny, that he decided not to include his picture in the profile.

    cameras are a conspiracy

    seriously communist party candidates tend to be as big fucking loons as libertarians

    irony!

    I rather like the part about his being a "Former long-distance truck driver" among a shit-tonne of lawyers and such.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    layton needs to lose the stache

    it would make him look more serious

    instead of richard dreyfuss' retarded cousin

    also

    holy shit peter braid is winning

    surprising, as well

    i thought telegdi was a lock

    man kw is turning all blue

    Pony on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Soundwave wrote: »
    The communist is funny, but vote_4_amanda@hotmail.com takes the cake.

    Yeah, I was going to say something about that, but decided it was too easy.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i blame rim and other technology sector jobs

    kw is turning all tory

    all that white-colla money

    Pony on
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    don't let this man near your children he is about to eat that cat

    Vorus on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm Stephen Harper and I am about to EAT THIS FUCKING KITTEN

    Pony on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Telegdi is losing? How the hell did that come about?

    I suspect zombie voters.

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DO YOU SEE HOW MANY SWEATERS I AM WEARING UGHALGAHUGHSADKHAS

    Vorus on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Stephen Harper made Rick Mercer a sandwich.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It's ok guys. Shoe posted a Carlin quote about not voting being ok so everything is justified.

    I just thought it was relevant to the conversation.

    Also, shut up, because you're ugly.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    god those fucking sweaters

    Meissnerd on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Telegdi is losing? How the hell did that come about?

    I suspect zombie conservative voters.

    you know

    the ones who died during the progressive conservative days

    when the party wasn't shit

    i miss you joe clarke

    Pony on
  • SoundwaveSoundwave Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kitchener Centre and Kitchener-Waterloo are crazy close, meanwhile Kitchener-Conestoga is near 50% Blue.

    Soundwave on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    at least the green had a decent turn-out in my riding

    it's a shame she doesn't get to count my vote towards showing federal support

    Pony on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    anyway

    time for me to go to bed

    i anticipate when i awaken this morning that other than a surprising re-arrangement of the deck chairs the parliament will be more or less the same and life will go on as normal

    Pony on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zephyr on
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