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FUCK YOU JENNY CRAIG

FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
edited December 2008 in Social Entropy++
Daniel Craig granted unlimited driving privileges by Aston Martin
As if being chosen to play the consummate British secret agent wasn't enough for Daniel Craig to brag about, the current 007 has been extended a free pass to drive Aston Martin's best cars any time he pleases. And he isn't limited to driving on the street. Aston has made its test track available to the faux agent. Craig must be quite the Ambassador to the brand to be granted such special privileges. Unfortunately, Mr. Bond seems to have no intentions of actually going out and purchasing one for himself, saying, "I could drive it faster and more furiously [on the track] than anywhere on the road. I live in London [and] it doesn't make any sense to drive an Aston Martin there. I've nowhere to park it." Yeah, we know how you feel, Daniel. That's the reason all of on the Autoblog staff don't own Astons too... nowhere to park.

SEETHING HATE

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Quantum of Solace looks fantastic though. FirstShowing has a new TV spot online:

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/10/21/must-watch-fantastic-quantum-of-solace-tv-trailer/

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I SAID GET IN.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    God damn

    I'd drive the hell out of a vanquish

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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I am jealous.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goddamnit Daniel Craig quit living my dreams for me

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    let's all apply to be the next 007

    the sheer volume of applicants from PA means one of us is bound to get the role, and we can just trade off the car on different days

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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    let's all apply to be the next 007

    the sheer volume of applicants from PA means one of us is bound to get the role, and we can just trade off the car on different days

    I'm in.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    let's all apply to be the next 007

    the sheer volume of applicants from PA means one of us is bound to get the role, and we can just trade off the car on different days
    it will be me

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wait i'm playing this wrong

    daniel craig i take back everything

    let's be friends

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    He also turned down the lead role in Marvel's Thor movie!

    http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5627&Itemid=99
    IESB asked if Craig was interested in doing something a little different character-wise, like Thor?

    Craig said no, he turned it down and laughed about it.

    Sanchez continued, “seriously, I heard the folks over at Marvel had you on a short list to be Thor.”

    Craig said yes they [Marvel] did approach him but he turned it down. He added jokingly, it would have been too much of a power trip, both Bond and Thor, and running around with long hair and a hammer.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    thor would not fit in an aston martin

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    goddamn it i would have loved to watch daniel craig run around shirtless for 2 hours

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    thor would not fit in an aston martin

    It's like if the key was really heavy and only daniel craig could lift it

    but he was all "nah"

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wish they would stop accidentally and purposely destroying DBSes during the shootings of these.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'm going to be physically in pain when watching it

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    long ago the film industry realized that taking cars most of us will never own and then destroying them

    is the cinematic form of dick kicking

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Thor would look pretty good in a tuxedo though.

    all playing baccarat, using Mjolnir as the shoe.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I thought this was going to be about how he doesn't want to be Thor

    Which, you know, good

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    They don't destroy real DBSes dudes

    just shells

    and probably stunt shells at that

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    They don't destroy real DBSes dudes

    just shells

    and probably stunt shells at that

    You are incorrect.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    long ago the film industry realized that taking cars most of us will never own and then destroying them

    is the cinematic form of dick kicking

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about how he doesn't want to be Thor

    Which, you know, good

    :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    if i had a DBS i'd smash it with a hammer and then drive off in stuntin' chevy

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=22090

    http://www.mi6.co.uk/news/index.php?itemid=6165

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    They don't destroy real DBSes dudes

    just shells

    and probably stunt shells at that
    no man :(

    one they drove into a lake accidentally

    >.<

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    They don't destroy real DBSes dudes

    just shells

    and probably stunt shells at that

    You are incorrect.

    Why would they destroy a $500,000 car when they can just destroy a $50,000 shell?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about how he doesn't want to be Thor

    Which, you know, good

    :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

    Thor is supposed to be tall!

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    cause they know it hurts all the more

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about how he doesn't want to be Thor

    Which, you know, good

    :x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

    Thor is supposed to be tall!

    They could hire midgets to play all the other roles

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    They don't destroy real DBSes dudes

    just shells

    and probably stunt shells at that

    You are incorrect.

    Why would they destroy a $500,000 car when they can just destroy a $50,000 shell?

    Because they are driving stunts.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    pipe you aren't paying attention

    dick kicking

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    They don't destroy real DBSes dudes

    just shells

    and probably stunt shells at that
    no man :(

    one they drove into a lake accidentally

    >.<

    http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articles/bond_22_prod_diary25.php3?t=qos&s=qos

    That's the one I meant to link

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    why did aston martin think it was a good idea to call one model the DB5 and the other the DBS

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh shit they just played an HD TV spot on FOX

    the effects are so good

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    God damn man

    starving kids in africa

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    why did aston martin think it was a good idea to call one model the DB5 and the other the DBS
    because they haven't made the DB5 since 1965.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah but

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    if ford decided to put out the Ford F-lSO

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    why did aston martin think it was a good idea to call one model the DB5 and the other the DBS

    He drove a 1969 DBS in On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    albeit there was a DBS in the 70's as well

    but normal people can tell the difference

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    if ford decided to put out the Ford F-lSO
    That makes zero sense. DB_ is a line of similar cars. DBS denotes a special version of the DB6 for the original, and DB9 now.

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    jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    if ford decided to put out the Ford F-lSO

    They would be called idiots.

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