I just need to cut down on some of the stuff I pay for that I really don't need to spend money on. For example, I have a subscription to The Economist, but I can get that through work now so I'm gonna cancel that.
some girl hit another girl in the head with a bottle at my work last night
and then my buddy started to choke out another guy
it was awesome
Either you work in a bar or your boss has entirely failed to keep the office politics under control.
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So I was driving the bus today and I hear some chatter on the radio
the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers
apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away
So I was driving the bus today and I hear some chatter on the radio
the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers
apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away
I almost crashed the bus out of desperation
That's it Rane, take them all out with you!
Ooh, and scream "Shut up back there you noisy fuckers!" while you do it.
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So I was driving the bus today and I hear some chatter on the radio
the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers
apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away
I almost crashed the bus out of desperation
That's it Rane, take them all out with you!
Ooh, and scream "Shut up back there you noisy fuckers!" while you do it.
I need to stop spending money. Gonna start packing lunches.
This and buying a monthly pass for the train is saving me so much money.
It's not always that much cheaper, just that I don't seem to waste so much money on lunch and the change from my train fare and stuff means I'm spending a lot less.
Yeah here at work they fill a tiny test tube with it. The rest is wasted.
I know, but they asked me not to flush the toilet or wash my hands when I was done.
I fucking pissing into a tiny cup, the force of the piss is going to backlash onto my hands. Now I'm going to hand you a piss cup that has piss all on the outside of it as well.
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Either you work in a bar or your boss has entirely failed to keep the office politics under control.
the maintenance crew share a frequency with the drivers
apparently, someone was in such a desperate need to pay for some parking time in a meter, that they decided it would be the superest bestest idea to shove dollar fucking bills into the coin slot and walk away
I almost crashed the bus out of desperation
i do work in a bar
then today i stopped by between classes and they were talking about all the hilarious fights
i cant wait for the next one
god i hope this goes well
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I mean I guess I shouldn't complain since I'm getting paid but mary meshugah I'm so bored
next time bring an Xbox
That's it Rane, take them all out with you!
Ooh, and scream "Shut up back there you noisy fuckers!" while you do it.
we have a bar on campus this year
it is problematic at best
i start my real training on monday
So excited.
This and buying a monthly pass for the train is saving me so much money.
It's not always that much cheaper, just that I don't seem to waste so much money on lunch and the change from my train fare and stuff means I'm spending a lot less.
i dunno. i thought i had it in the bag going in.
but everytime i answered she would furrow her brow and frown like she disagreed with me. she didn't crack a smile the entire time.
i dunno if i just did a shitty interview, or she was a massive bitch or what.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
so, uh, good luck Nogs
but not if my boss is a bitch, ya know?
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
I fucking pissing into a tiny cup, the force of the piss is going to backlash onto my hands. Now I'm going to hand you a piss cup that has piss all on the outside of it as well.
Hopefully it'd be really difficult for just one person to put you off a job you'd like to do.
Unless you're slow.
Are you slow?
Nevermind you're Shibby why did I even ask.
Listen, some of us pee at an uncontrollably high pressure.
you're so wise ascot. can you be my boss?
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
It is, actually, a very hard thing to do. You have to either pinch, and pray, or have really fucking awesome control of your kegel muscles.
Yes.
Do you pay well?
do doughnuts count as currency over there?
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Some tried to make fun of me and got completely dissed.
A ha haha hahaha
short leash
my PC muscle is so strong I can actually pull urine back into my bladder from a cup
I don't piss on the outside of the cup, but it still dribbles a bit as a pull the cup away to piss into the toilet.
Sorry, I have to pee and nothing is stopping it, unlike you can. You fucking super human.
ive had no troubles stopping, setting the cup aside, and then starting again in the toilet.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
Or you could just let it dribble into the cup and then pull it away
its basically the same concept as the shake, or do you skip that too and just not care about the wet spot in your pants every time
so sorry