I scanned down the playlist to see who I am grudging and RNG Jpants (he was the only one on the list). Consider the grudge over from this point forward.
!WilDPanthA05 for suggesting that my facepunching might be somewhat les than awesome in fist-shaped form.
!WilDPanthA05 for the horrible horrible pun.
!Kime sounds like you under estimate the pugilistic power of my perplexing punches! Seems like we are going to have to battle, but the only battle going on is the battle of you trying to stay conscious as I pummel your noodle!
The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!
The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.
However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
Done pondering. It's pretty simple, actually, it all boils down to: I win, you lose.
See?
I don't think so, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(ooc: ooh, that's my new catch phrase! My character doesn't give me much to work with from a roleplaying perspective, so I'm trying to build up his personality as I go )
The first rule of Punch Out is: There are no rules!
The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.
However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
Done pondering. It's pretty simple, actually, it all boils down to: I win, you lose.
See?
If by I win, you lose Kime, you mean I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, then hell yes I agree! Kime, you're a paper champ, not even a champ, you're a paper chump, why play with the big boys, we are gonna make you hurt!
VThornheart? As in Thorny-heart? as in incapable of feeling love? I'm afraid that I can't let you get away with that, dear friend - the world must be a happy, smiling place. So, instead of beating on your little face until you start smiling:
VThornheart
I do feel bad about voting off such a bitter individual - so here's something to make you feel better:
A went into the butchers the other day, and bet him that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
"NO!" yelled the butcher "The steaks are too high"
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Ey Mons!
Who'se got de balls ta take on de best fighter alive, now? I hear alot of words from da preten' fightas 'ere, but every-boday know you can' defeat de masta.
Also, we needs moa dir-ty sluts like Infidel in de ring, mon. Dey alot mo' challengin' den most oh you bumbacluts.
De post restriction gods ain' bin nice to me o' late, mon.
I'd vote for Micro, but he's new you see. Oh, also of note Micro, do not edit posts in which you have voted. Also also, votes generally get bolded. It's nothing too major, just some rules of thumb.
I'm not bitter, foo'. I'm just here to fight, suckaaaaaa!
You don't realize what you're missing if you vote me out. Issac, give me a beat.
(A light brass band begins to play, accompanied by a drummer playing only on the symbols. The occasional 70's-esque "wacka-whow" distortion sound occasionally chimes in. As it builds to a crescendo over several minutes, VT begins to sing.)
Who's the blacksploitation boxing schtick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Vendal looks around for a moment, and notices that there's no backup singers to sing the next part. So he covers his mouth and sings in a high-pitched voice: "Thornheart!")
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would punch the neck of his brotha' man?
(Thornheart!)
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat you shouldn't vote out when there's boxers all about?
(Thornheart!)
Right On!
They say this cat Thornheart is a bad mother . . .
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talkin' 'bout Thornheart.
(Then we can dig it!)
He's a coooomplicated man, and no one understands him but Orange Sodaaaaa
(Vendal Thornheart!)
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edited October 2008
Speaking of which, !That Orange Soda fella, he's weak.
He's lying, it's only a fake-coolness. If you really want to be cool, you won't vote for me. Voting for me just 'cause someone else told you to shows a lack of authority and thus lack of coolness.
Funnily enough an anagram of Vendal Thornheart is 'Vend her anal troth'
Which in old English would translate to: 'Sell her anal pledge'. Now, I'm not saying that Thornheart has made some kind of anal pledge, but I wouldn't be surpised.
Funnily enough an anagram of Vendal Thornheart is 'Vend her anal troth'
Which in old English would translate to: 'Sell her anal pledge'. Now, I'm not saying that Thornheart has made some kind of anal pledge, but I wouldn't be surpised.
This analysis is one of the most disturbingly creative I've seen in some time.
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kime, I'm going to knock you out.
Dude!
Below the belt!
Against the rules!
The second rule of Punch Out is: You must get me a soda.
However, both the first and second rule are overruled by the first rule, which is a paradox worth pondering for some time.
See?
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Facepunches for all.
Step in line, Infidel, I'm gonna take care of this VT kid real quick and then we two can tango all night!
Then again, Infidel, I heard you're only good for a minute or two.
That's being generous.
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I don't think so, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(ooc: ooh, that's my new catch phrase! My character doesn't give me much to work with from a roleplaying perspective, so I'm trying to build up his personality as I go )
If by I win, you lose Kime, you mean I'm gonna wipe the floor with you, then hell yes I agree! Kime, you're a paper champ, not even a champ, you're a paper chump, why play with the big boys, we are gonna make you hurt!
You both sound like you've got way, way too much personal locker room experience with this.
:whistle:
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And the crowd goes wild!
*sexy pose*
come on baby, meet me in the locker rooom
VThornheart
I do feel bad about voting off such a bitter individual - so here's something to make you feel better:
A went into the butchers the other day, and bet him that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
"NO!" yelled the butcher "The steaks are too high"
Who'se got de balls ta take on de best fighter alive, now? I hear alot of words from da preten' fightas 'ere, but every-boday know you can' defeat de masta.
Also, we needs moa dir-ty sluts like Infidel in de ring, mon. Dey alot mo' challengin' den most oh you bumbacluts.
VThornheart
I'd vote for Micro, but he's new you see. Oh, also of note Micro, do not edit posts in which you have voted. Also also, votes generally get bolded. It's nothing too major, just some rules of thumb.
To show how bad I feel, here's another joke:
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
Why do we always says "Women and children first" when a boat sinks?
Because after that the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
What's an anagram of snigger?
"Gingers" - you FUCKING RACIST.
You don't realize what you're missing if you vote me out. Issac, give me a beat.
(A light brass band begins to play, accompanied by a drummer playing only on the symbols. The occasional 70's-esque "wacka-whow" distortion sound occasionally chimes in. As it builds to a crescendo over several minutes, VT begins to sing.)
Who's the blacksploitation boxing schtick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Vendal looks around for a moment, and notices that there's no backup singers to sing the next part. So he covers his mouth and sings in a high-pitched voice: "Thornheart!")
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would punch the neck of his brotha' man?
(Thornheart!)
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat you shouldn't vote out when there's boxers all about?
(Thornheart!)
Right On!
They say this cat Thornheart is a bad mother . . .
(Shut your mouth!)
I'm talkin' 'bout Thornheart.
(Then we can dig it!)
He's a coooomplicated man, and no one understands him but Orange Sodaaaaa
(Vendal Thornheart!)
!kime
Every cool person should vote for kime.
De only singin' y'all should be doin' is singin' for mercy while I pound ya faces in!
An' de only comedy should be de 'orrible performance y'all give while I pound ya faces in.
VThornheart sound like he de worst o' da bunch, so I vote for 'im to take an early retirement.
VThornheart, cause I'm so good an' yer so 'horrible now.
I am the King of Cool.
!kime
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He's lying, it's only a fake-coolness. If you really want to be cool, you won't vote for me. Voting for me just 'cause someone else told you to shows a lack of authority and thus lack of coolness.
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Infallible!
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Which in old English would translate to: 'Sell her anal pledge'. Now, I'm not saying that Thornheart has made some kind of anal pledge, but I wouldn't be surpised.
This analysis is one of the most disturbingly creative I've seen in some time.
Welcome to Phalla, Micro!
I'm so sorry.
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