Drogs are for de weaklings who don' wanna take de time to train up an' be de best, mon.
De problem you gots is dat dey don' make em like me up here. Come down to Jamaica, mon, an' you'll see dat every gramma on de street can mop de floor wit' ye.
What the hell? I come back to the thread and no one's talking about ME?
What the hell is the matter with you people, haven't you recognized that I've already WON this little contest?
RECOGNIZE!
Go fight Glass Joe. He's about your speed. And he goes down faster than a two quarter whore, so one way or another you might make a man outta yourself.
OH OH OH, but wait a second, what's that I see on page 4? OH YES! That's the sight of infidel voting for Romantic Undead. But what do I then see on page 5? OH YES! I see infidel failing to retract the previous vote, and instead just voting a SECOND time for Kime, to look cool. HE'S A CHEAT!!
Meaning that in fact only 24 votes have been cast, and that the scores are as follows:
Of that list, crimson seems the most suspicious to me, as he has been fairly active, but has not voted.
As it is, though, Infidel is a dirty, stinking bastard of a cheat, and a liar - which is funny because an anagram of 'Infidel' is 'F'in lied' (I say f'in because I don't like swearing). Infidel is a baddy ladies and gentlemen and he wants to beat you up, skin you and then eat you. He wants to eat your offal.
RetractOats
Vote Infidel
I urge you all to do the same, it seems the only sane route forward from here.
Now, that post was all very serious - so to lighten the mood, here's a joke:
Each day you'll be !voting in red bold one person to be forced out of the WVBA and into early retirement. If you want to change your vote, I would appreciate it if you used !lime green to retract your previous vote. But I won't make it mandatory just because I'm such a nice guy.
You got pretty worked up over something you should have clearly known was incorrect if you read the OP.
Maybe you're not all that suspicious. I still think you've got shift eyes though, and you haven't denied that you want to kill us, skin us and eat us - so for the minute my vote stays with you.
If you, publically, state that you don't want to kill us, skin us and eat us I'll change for Kime as he was a bit too quick to try to turn my utterly insane post into a bandwagon.
Um... it's okay to not retract your vote. It makes it a teeny bit harder for the spreadsheeters and the dude running the game, but when you 're-vote' it's implied that you retract your old one. So uh, way to go off the deep end, Micro.
Um... it's okay to not retract your vote. It makes it a teeny bit harder for the spreadsheeters and the dude running the game, but when you 're-vote' it's implied that you retract your old one. So uh, way to go off the deep end, Micro.
Micro the psycho, or Thrice Soy Chomp?
HINT: Count votes backwards, and never replace someone's vote. It's like magic.
Um... it's okay to not retract your vote. It makes it a teeny bit harder for the spreadsheeters and the dude running the game, but when you 're-vote' it's implied that you retract your old one. So uh, way to go off the deep end, Micro.
Micro the psycho, or Thrice Soy Chomp?
HINT: Count votes backwards, and never replace someone's vote. It's like magic.
Aye, y'd be a genuis if t'werent for all those facepunches you take every day.
I don't want to kill you, skin you, OR eat you. I am perfectly happy to state this utterly openly.
Seriously, this is my first game, I know there are some experienced players out there - if I was bad the rest of my 'people' would have told me to shut the fuck up a long time ago now. As it is, I'm just throwing myself in right now and having a lot of fun.
Having said that, I am on UK time, and so am 4 hours out of the loop, so fully expect to wake up dead once this little attempted bandwagon kicks off.
I think it's getting obvious that I, along with every other bugger here, have a post-restriction. That post-restriction is pretty damn obvious, and would NOT be given to an evil person.
So, you've realised your mistake: Thanks for retracting your vote.
(ooc: Monkeyfeet, don't worry, retracting is optional, you don't have my vote anymore. )
What I'm sayin' here is that those of us who are good, I'm betting, have a good reason to believe now that Kime is good as well. And Micro had an all-too-convenient way of making his votes not incriminate himself (by intentionally stating that his future votes will be random). So I think the burden of proof has passed to you Micro!
EDIT: Hmm. Okay, I'll bite that it's a posting requirement, suckaaaaaa. You'd have to be a rotten, low-down fool to not see that everyone and they mama's got some posting requirement foolishness. But I can't pin down what character you would be that would have posting requirements like the ones you have, so something still ain't sittin' right to me.
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We are super cool.
Who also wants to be super cool?
Depends how much megacool (mc) you can give us. Anything lower than 364mc a shot is not worth it.
Quiet down, ya' damn wannabe. Who's th' washed-up has-been who's gotta work th crowd so he don't hafta hit nobody?
V-D-Thornheart, that's who!
PETA is like.. de opposite of cool, mon.
If any of you were as quick on ye' feet as me, ye'd know dat.
You're pretty quick to get on your back, too.
I'd say both in and out of the ring, but mostly just in the ring.
I wanted to say you are picocool, but you voted for kime, so we're cool.
I ain't been on me back in years!
Ye wanna know what I do whilst I get me sleep? I stand upright and punch de lights outta scum like yous! Cause I'm de best, mon!
I think we have drug tests in this sport, yeah.
Drogs are for de weaklings who don' wanna take de time to train up an' be de best, mon.
De problem you gots is dat dey don' make em like me up here. Come down to Jamaica, mon, an' you'll see dat every gramma on de street can mop de floor wit' ye.
...But o' course I'm de best down dere too, mon.
I love you man.
Pass the cheetos.
!kime it up, y'all, go on, get it
What the hell is the matter with you people, haven't you recognized that I've already WON this little contest?
RECOGNIZE!
Go fight Glass Joe. He's about your speed. And he goes down faster than a two quarter whore, so one way or another you might make a man outta yourself.
Kime - 9
VThornheart - 5
Everyone else on 1 or 2
OH OH OH, but wait a second, what's that I see on page 4? OH YES! That's the sight of infidel voting for Romantic Undead. But what do I then see on page 5? OH YES! I see infidel failing to retract the previous vote, and instead just voting a SECOND time for Kime, to look cool. HE'S A CHEAT!!
Meaning that in fact only 24 votes have been cast, and that the scores are as follows:
Kime - 8
VThornheart - 5
Six people, thusly, have not voted, they are:
1. TheLawinator
6. kuhlmeye
11. crimsoncoyote
18. Altair
25. Jpants
27. Doxa
Of that list, crimson seems the most suspicious to me, as he has been fairly active, but has not voted.
As it is, though, Infidel is a dirty, stinking bastard of a cheat, and a liar - which is funny because an anagram of 'Infidel' is 'F'in lied' (I say f'in because I don't like swearing). Infidel is a baddy ladies and gentlemen and he wants to beat you up, skin you and then eat you. He wants to eat your offal.
RetractOats
Vote Infidel
I urge you all to do the same, it seems the only sane route forward from here.
Now, that post was all very serious - so to lighten the mood, here's a joke:
What wobbles as it flies?
A jelly-copter
Infidel, makes sense to me.
(No I'm not just trying to start another bandwagon off me jeez stop accusing me!)
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You got pretty worked up over something you should have clearly known was incorrect if you read the OP.
So... is that all you got? Suspicious.
Maybe you're not all that suspicious. I still think you've got shift eyes though, and you haven't denied that you want to kill us, skin us and eat us - so for the minute my vote stays with you.
If you, publically, state that you don't want to kill us, skin us and eat us I'll change for Kime as he was a bit too quick to try to turn my utterly insane post into a bandwagon.
Oh, and:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
BOO!
Boo who?
There's no need to cry, it's just a joke!
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Or ten.
I'll come back when I'm drunk enough to deal with you guys.
Micro the psycho, or Thrice Soy Chomp?
Ice Cold!
!Kime
Unless I hear otherwise I will take this as an admission of guilt.
Him mincing and eating our supple flesh reminded me of a joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Aye, y'd be a genuis if t'werent for all those facepunches you take every day.
Which is what she said last night.
I am. . .
Part of the Major Circuit!
Does that help convince you guys that it's not cool to vote for me???
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I dunno, amateur, sh' it? Proof or punches, boy.
I think it's time for !Micro to take a dose of his own medicine and give reason that he doesn't want to kill us, skin us and eat us.
Gotta listen to a dude whose face got punched so hard he wears a bag on it even over the internet.
Six drinks down. Need at least six more.
Next time "Dodge his punch then counter punch!"
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Seriously, this is my first game, I know there are some experienced players out there - if I was bad the rest of my 'people' would have told me to shut the fuck up a long time ago now. As it is, I'm just throwing myself in right now and having a lot of fun.
Having said that, I am on UK time, and so am 4 hours out of the loop, so fully expect to wake up dead once this little attempted bandwagon kicks off.
I think it's getting obvious that I, along with every other bugger here, have a post-restriction. That post-restriction is pretty damn obvious, and would NOT be given to an evil person.
So, you've realised your mistake: Thanks for retracting your vote.
Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A Zebra!
Ey', I'm no near drunk 'nuff to take advice from the Plumber's Bane.
What I'm sayin' here is that those of us who are good, I'm betting, have a good reason to believe now that Kime is good as well. And Micro had an all-too-convenient way of making his votes not incriminate himself (by intentionally stating that his future votes will be random). So I think the burden of proof has passed to you Micro!
EDIT: Hmm. Okay, I'll bite that it's a posting requirement, suckaaaaaa. You'd have to be a rotten, low-down fool to not see that everyone and they mama's got some posting requirement foolishness. But I can't pin down what character you would be that would have posting requirements like the ones you have, so something still ain't sittin' right to me.