I don't want to kill you, skin you, OR eat you. I am perfectly happy to state this utterly openly.
Seriously, this is my first game, I know there are some experienced players out there - if I was bad the rest of my 'people' would have told me to shut the fuck up a long time ago now. As it is, I'm just throwing myself in right now and having a lot of fun.
Having said that, I am on UK time, and so am 4 hours out of the loop, so fully expect to wake up dead once this little attempted bandwagon kicks off.
I think it's getting obvious that I, along with every other bugger here, have a post-restriction. That post-restriction is pretty damn obvious, and would NOT be given to an evil person.
So, you've realised your mistake: Thanks for retracting your vote.
Yes, and then I broke that self-imposed rule by coming up with a theory about Infidel which he then shattered two posts later. So my whole random thing went out the window pretty damn quickly.
Looks like your little theory there isn't worth jack.
Shit - I'm being far too aggressive and nasty, must bring laughter and happiness to the world, Crimson will like this one:
One man approaches another at the Olympic Games. "Excuse me," he says. "Are you a pole vaulter?" The other man replies, "No I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
(ooc: Hmm. I think everyone here should take a long look at the situation here. I think it's obvious that Kime's not a bad guy given this situation. I take the risk of eating the vote myself by pointing this out, but I think it should be noted.
Right now, I'm not sure if Micro, CrimsonCoyote, or MacGuffin are the most suspicious ones. MacGuffin proposed the initial bandwagon, but that could've been unintentional... but not retracting at this point is highly questionable. Indeed, CrimsonCoyote also spent a long time posting without voting... and Micro's behavior has been suspicious from the get-go. So it's a three-way toss up for me as far as where the vote should go. I'm leaning heavily on !MacGuffin at the moment though, given the questionable non-retraction above.)
Does that help convince you guys that it's not cool to vote for me???
I would retract, but not voting for kime on day one goes against everything i believe in.
I accept your vote MacGuffin. But convince others to retract please!
I'm cool and awesome in a major-circuit sort of way!
Majer sercit my ass!
Boyo, you got no goddamn talent. So you can take down Glass Joe! Aye, so kin' a seven year old GIRL! You an' yer whole circuit couldn't take me inna ring for five godamn minutes, boyo. RETIRE ALREADY, y'damn wannabe! Yer so far outta mah league y'shouldn't even be in the same sport.
(ooc: Hmm. I think everyone here should take a long look at the situation here. I think it's obvious that Kime's not a bad guy given this situation. I take the risk of eating the vote myself by pointing this out, but I think it should be noted.
Right now, I'm not sure if Micro, CrimsonCoyote, or MacGuffin are the most suspicious ones. MacGuffin proposed the initial bandwagon, but that could've been unintentional... but not retracting at this point is highly questionable. Indeed, CrimsonCoyote also spent a long time posting without voting... and Micro's behavior has been suspicious from the get-go. So it's a three-way toss up for me as far as where the vote should go. I'm leaning heavily on !MacGuffin at the moment though, given the questionable non-retraction above.)
Oh, so there was some prior bad blood then? I didn't know that.
Well, I'm back to square one then.
Fuck yer squares, VD! There ain't no BAD BLOOD! Yer jus' afraid of my paintin' the goddamn ring with YER blood, 'cuz of that time y'tried to talk t'me in the locker room!
Yer lucky I don't think yet onna them damn Bruiser Brothers, or I'd beat yer ass so hard y'd be tastin' shit ferever, boyo.
Fuck ya' I'll do it anyway! An' then I'll beat yer mother, yer father, yer brother, yer sister, and yer fuckin' wee baby pup. 'Cuz goddamit everythin' you ever done or said makes some goddamn sense and that's out of goddamn line!
That hair on your head looks mighty like a forest, eh?
I'm thinking we should CHOP DOWN YER TREES!*
*PUNCH YOU OUT
EY! YER METAPHOR SUCKS HARDER'N YER BOXIN!
PAH! I'LL METAPHOR YER SORRY ASS TO THE GROUND! AND THEN CHOP A TREE ONTO YEH!
HOW'LL YOU LIKE THAT, EH?
Y'AIN'T GOT THE STONES, THE TREES, NER THE METAFER T'TOUCH ME! I'LL BEAT YER ASS SO HARD INTO THAT MAT THAT Y'LL WISH Y'HAD A TREE T'FALL ON YOU! Y'WANT A TREE, AYE'LL GIVE Y'A TREE!
I've just realised that the amount of coolnes archived by voting for kime can't match the amount of coolness archived by voting for VThornheart.
You all should punch him. You all should punch him good.
The only way to settle this is through actions, not words, KrataLightblade.
All that matters is that when the fists of my ancestors pummel you with such force that even your descendants feel their wrath, you lie cold and lifeless on the ground with honor.
That hair on your head looks mighty like a forest, eh?
I'm thinking we should CHOP DOWN YER TREES!*
*PUNCH YOU OUT
EY! YER METAPHOR SUCKS HARDER'N YER BOXIN!
PAH! I'LL METAPHOR YER SORRY ASS TO THE GROUND! AND THEN CHOP A TREE ONTO YEH!
HOW'LL YOU LIKE THAT, EH?
Y'AIN'T GOT THE STONES, THE TREES, NER THE METAFER T'TOUCH ME! I'LL BEAT YER ASS SO HARD INTO THAT MAT THAT Y'LL WISH Y'HAD A TREE T'FALL ON YOU! Y'WANT A TREE, AYE'LL GIVE Y'A TREE!
AND I'LL CUT YER TREE DOWN AND SEND YOU CRYING TO YOUR MAMA!
The only way to settle this is through actions, not words, KrataLightblade.
All that matters is that when the fists of my ancestors pummel you with such force that even your descendants feel their wrath, you lie cold and lifeless on the ground with honor.
Fuck yer anscestors! Or at least try, ya' damn dirty tribe-bitch wannabe! I'll pummel ya' 'till there ain't nothin' left, an' then yer anscestors can beat th' shit outta ya' too for bein' a total fuckin' failure!
Nobody gets where I got without bein' better'n AMATEURS, boyo! An' that's all you AN' all your oogly boogly bullshit can match upta!
If we're trying to save Kime because VT and he are spilling info about the factions and think they're on the level, then it doesn't make any sense to switch off Kime and then jump on VT now does it?
That hair on your head looks mighty like a forest, eh?
I'm thinking we should CHOP DOWN YER TREES!*
*PUNCH YOU OUT
EY! YER METAPHOR SUCKS HARDER'N YER BOXIN!
PAH! I'LL METAPHOR YER SORRY ASS TO THE GROUND! AND THEN CHOP A TREE ONTO YEH!
HOW'LL YOU LIKE THAT, EH?
Y'AIN'T GOT THE STONES, THE TREES, NER THE METAFER T'TOUCH ME! I'LL BEAT YER ASS SO HARD INTO THAT MAT THAT Y'LL WISH Y'HAD A TREE T'FALL ON YOU! Y'WANT A TREE, AYE'LL GIVE Y'A TREE!
AND I'LL CUT YER TREE DOWN AND SEND YOU CRYING TO YOUR MAMA!
I DON'T HAVE A MAMA NO MORE YA' HEARTLESS ARSEFACE! GO SWIM IN ELEPHANT PISS! AN' SHOWER FIRST! YER OFFENDIN' THE SMELL OF PISS BY COMPARISON!
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Catch them off their guard to stun them!
You can do it!
Steam
I would retract, but not voting for kime on day one goes against everything i believe in.
Looks like your little theory there isn't worth jack.
Shit - I'm being far too aggressive and nasty, must bring laughter and happiness to the world, Crimson will like this one:
One man approaches another at the Olympic Games. "Excuse me," he says. "Are you a pole vaulter?" The other man replies, "No I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
I accept your vote MacGuffin. But convince others to retract please!
I'm cool and awesome in a major-circuit sort of way!
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Right now, I'm not sure if Micro, CrimsonCoyote, or MacGuffin are the most suspicious ones. MacGuffin proposed the initial bandwagon, but that could've been unintentional... but not retracting at this point is highly questionable. Indeed, CrimsonCoyote also spent a long time posting without voting... and Micro's behavior has been suspicious from the get-go. So it's a three-way toss up for me as far as where the vote should go. I'm leaning heavily on !MacGuffin at the moment though, given the questionable non-retraction above.)
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Majer sercit my ass!
Boyo, you got no goddamn talent. So you can take down Glass Joe! Aye, so kin' a seven year old GIRL! You an' yer whole circuit couldn't take me inna ring for five godamn minutes, boyo. RETIRE ALREADY, y'damn wannabe! Yer so far outta mah league y'shouldn't even be in the same sport.
Dancin' like a fly, bite like a mosquito!
Watch this guy he's going places.
Steam
AND BY CUT DOWN TREES I MEAN PUNCH OUT BADGUYS, EH!
I'll try.
Everyone who is cool and not called MacGuffin should get off of kimes lawn.
Or prepare to sleep with by the fish.
Kime's lawn is full of trees! Cut 'em down!
Well, I'm back to square one then.
EY! WHO THE 'ELL YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Get offa HIS LAWN?! Fuck you an' the horse yer momma birthed you from!
Jus' 'cuz you guys gotta goddamn point don't mean shit, I'll take that goddamn lawn off his beaten pulp!
That hair on your head looks mighty like a forest, eh?
I'm thinking we should CHOP DOWN YER TREES!*
Fuck yer squares, VD! There ain't no BAD BLOOD! Yer jus' afraid of my paintin' the goddamn ring with YER blood, 'cuz of that time y'tried to talk t'me in the locker room!
Yer lucky I don't think yet onna them damn Bruiser Brothers, or I'd beat yer ass so hard y'd be tastin' shit ferever, boyo.
Fuck ya' I'll do it anyway! An' then I'll beat yer mother, yer father, yer brother, yer sister, and yer fuckin' wee baby pup. 'Cuz goddamit everythin' you ever done or said makes some goddamn sense and that's out of goddamn line!
EY! YER METAPHOR SUCKS HARDER'N YER BOXIN!
PAH! I'LL METAPHOR YER SORRY ASS TO THE GROUND! AND THEN CHOP A TREE ONTO YEH!
HOW'LL YOU LIKE THAT, EH?
Y'AIN'T GOT THE STONES, THE TREES, NER THE METAFER T'TOUCH ME! I'LL BEAT YER ASS SO HARD INTO THAT MAT THAT Y'LL WISH Y'HAD A TREE T'FALL ON YOU! Y'WANT A TREE, AYE'LL GIVE Y'A TREE!
Why don't ya all shut the hell up and box!
That's a metaphor for:
I'm gonna kick all your asses as soon as you shut up!
Fuck yer boxin'!
Fuck yer kickin'!
Fuck yer asses!
90% of boxing is half mental.
Steam
AYE, AN' FUCK YER MENTAL, TOO!
The hell y'on about?!
We got perfectly good facepunchin' already, whatchoo try'n t'throw another boyo inna ring for now?!
Somebody oughta punch yer face CLEAN OFF!
Keep that in the locker room, suckaaaa!
VThornheart
I've just realised that the amount of coolnes archived by voting for kime can't match the amount of coolness archived by voting for VThornheart.
You all should punch him. You all should punch him good.
You owe me kime.
All that matters is that when the fists of my ancestors pummel you with such force that even your descendants feel their wrath, you lie cold and lifeless on the ground with honor.
Wow, I'm impressed. I'd have so grudged and screwed the village if I were in your place :P
Yes though, fine, I'll owe you one. You won't get knocked out by my awesomeness round one.
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This is some jib-jabberin'.
I'm no bad guy.
What's the deal with the Orange Soda vote? And hell, what is the count right now?
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AND I'LL CUT YER TREE DOWN AND SEND YOU CRYING TO YOUR MAMA!
Fuck yer anscestors! Or at least try, ya' damn dirty tribe-bitch wannabe! I'll pummel ya' 'till there ain't nothin' left, an' then yer anscestors can beat th' shit outta ya' too for bein' a total fuckin' failure!
Nobody gets where I got without bein' better'n AMATEURS, boyo! An' that's all you AN' all your oogly boogly bullshit can match upta!
Go jam a bone through y'nose already!
If y'can get that bone outta yer ass, first.
befouling the nation
If you dare me to fights
I'll punch out your lights!!!!
GO KIME!!! He's a cool/good guy.
I DON'T HAVE A MAMA NO MORE YA' HEARTLESS ARSEFACE! GO SWIM IN ELEPHANT PISS! AN' SHOWER FIRST! YER OFFENDIN' THE SMELL OF PISS BY COMPARISON!