I can't decide if I like it or not, I mean, on the one hand, I spend a lot of time jerking off and, when I have the opportunity, trying to have sex. On the other, I really enjoy it!
my life would be so much simpler if i had a vastly reduced sex drive. i could be so productive
Having a limited sex drive can really piss the misses off.
haha, I am having the most awkward time with this girl I am seeing.
That's probably because she's slightly off-put by you posting about her while you two hang out. Assure her we are cool and sexy people to put her at ease.
My little brother is in jail for aggravated burglary and kidnapping. I had to pay around $5000 in lawyer fees today. The fucked up thing about it is he's not a bad guy. He's been addicted to drugs and been hanging around with the bad side of my family. It kills me too. He was the only one of my to graduate school. He was training to be an EMT. A couple years ago he stayed with my crack dealing cousin over the summer and hasn't been the same since. He quit school and stopped being himself. It's like my cousin corrupted him and he went to the dark side. He has a lot of problems though. ADHD, seizures, learning disabilities, speech disorder and now his drug addiction. His low IQ and child like gullibility have helped him throw his life away.
I wonder if TFS or fuzzball would want to trade brothers straight up?
Your brother's old enough to beat the shit out of.
I can't ethically take a lead pipe to my brother for at least three more years.
I love my little brother too much to ever really hurt him like that. Besides it wouldn't flip a switch in him and make him normal. When he left school and stopped taking his prescriptions he was lost. He uses drugs to cope and spends his time with people who are of loose morals. He can't be around anyone that is willing to help him for too long, because of his problems. He's seriously depressed and all kinds of other fucked up things.
I just wish he and people like him knew how to live their lives, but many of them are not capable of it.
They would if they had big brothers who loved them enough to beat the shit out of them.
I would lay waste to him if I wanted too, but what good would it do if it doesn't change him? He would be more likely to OD or flat out kill himself afterwards. That's not something I would want on my hands.
haha, I am having the most awkward time with this girl I am seeing.
That's probably because she's slightly off-put by you posting about her while you two hang out. Assure her we are cool and sexy people to put her at ease.
My little brother is in jail for aggravated burglary and kidnapping. I had to pay around $5000 in lawyer fees today. The fucked up thing about it is he's not a bad guy. He's been addicted to drugs and been hanging around with the bad side of my family. It kills me too. He was the only one of my to graduate school. He was training to be an EMT. A couple years ago he stayed with my crack dealing cousin over the summer and hasn't been the same since. He quit school and stopped being himself. It's like my cousin corrupted him and he went to the dark side. He has a lot of problems though. ADHD, seizures, learning disabilities, speech disorder and now his drug addiction. His low IQ and child like gullibility have helped him throw his life away.
I wonder if TFS or fuzzball would want to trade brothers straight up?
Your brother's old enough to beat the shit out of.
I can't ethically take a lead pipe to my brother for at least three more years.
I love my little brother too much to ever really hurt him like that. Besides it wouldn't flip a switch in him and make him normal. When he left school and stopped taking his prescriptions he was lost. He uses drugs to cope and spends his time with people who are of loose morals. He can't be around anyone that is willing to help him for too long, because of his problems. He's seriously depressed and all kinds of other fucked up things.
I just wish he and people like him knew how to live their lives, but many of them are not capable of it.
They would if they had big brothers who loved them enough to beat the shit out of them.
I would lay waste to him if I wanted too, but what good would it do if it doesn't change him? He would be more likely to OD or flat out kill himself afterwards. That's not something I would want on my hands.
Have you even tried?
beating someone usually isn't all that effective at encouraging positive behavior
My little brother is in jail for aggravated burglary and kidnapping. I had to pay around $5000 in lawyer fees today. The fucked up thing about it is he's not a bad guy. He's been addicted to drugs and been hanging around with the bad side of my family. It kills me too. He was the only one of my to graduate school. He was training to be an EMT. A couple years ago he stayed with my crack dealing cousin over the summer and hasn't been the same since. He quit school and stopped being himself. It's like my cousin corrupted him and he went to the dark side. He has a lot of problems though. ADHD, seizures, learning disabilities, speech disorder and now his drug addiction. His low IQ and child like gullibility have helped him throw his life away.
I wonder if TFS or fuzzball would want to trade brothers straight up?
Your brother's old enough to beat the shit out of.
I can't ethically take a lead pipe to my brother for at least three more years.
I love my little brother too much to ever really hurt him like that. Besides it wouldn't flip a switch in him and make him normal. When he left school and stopped taking his prescriptions he was lost. He uses drugs to cope and spends his time with people who are of loose morals. He can't be around anyone that is willing to help him for too long, because of his problems. He's seriously depressed and all kinds of other fucked up things.
I just wish he and people like him knew how to live their lives, but many of them are not capable of it.
They would if they had big brothers who loved them enough to beat the shit out of them.
I would lay waste to him if I wanted too, but what good would it do if it doesn't change him? He would be more likely to OD or flat out kill himself afterwards. That's not something I would want on my hands.
Have you even tried?
beating someone usually isn't all that effective at encouraging positive behavior
but have you tried?
Get a lead pipe, or teeball bat, or whatever, hit him in the face a few times and yell "stop smoking crack!"
If he's already a drug-addled moron with criminal tendencies, it can't do much harm.
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My little brother is in jail for aggravated burglary and kidnapping. I had to pay around $5000 in lawyer fees today. The fucked up thing about it is he's not a bad guy. He's been addicted to drugs and been hanging around with the bad side of my family. It kills me too. He was the only one of my to graduate school. He was training to be an EMT. A couple years ago he stayed with my crack dealing cousin over the summer and hasn't been the same since. He quit school and stopped being himself. It's like my cousin corrupted him and he went to the dark side. He has a lot of problems though. ADHD, seizures, learning disabilities, speech disorder and now his drug addiction. His low IQ and child like gullibility have helped him throw his life away.
I wonder if TFS or fuzzball would want to trade brothers straight up?
Your brother's old enough to beat the shit out of.
I can't ethically take a lead pipe to my brother for at least three more years.
I love my little brother too much to ever really hurt him like that. Besides it wouldn't flip a switch in him and make him normal. When he left school and stopped taking his prescriptions he was lost. He uses drugs to cope and spends his time with people who are of loose morals. He can't be around anyone that is willing to help him for too long, because of his problems. He's seriously depressed and all kinds of other fucked up things.
I just wish he and people like him knew how to live their lives, but many of them are not capable of it.
They would if they had big brothers who loved them enough to beat the shit out of them.
I would lay waste to him if I wanted too, but what good would it do if it doesn't change him? He would be more likely to OD or flat out kill himself afterwards. That's not something I would want on my hands.
Have you even tried?
beating someone usually isn't all that effective at encouraging positive behavior
This post shows that you just didn't hit them enough Dru.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
My little brother is in jail for aggravated burglary and kidnapping. I had to pay around $5000 in lawyer fees today. The fucked up thing about it is he's not a bad guy. He's been addicted to drugs and been hanging around with the bad side of my family. It kills me too. He was the only one of my to graduate school. He was training to be an EMT. A couple years ago he stayed with my crack dealing cousin over the summer and hasn't been the same since. He quit school and stopped being himself. It's like my cousin corrupted him and he went to the dark side. He has a lot of problems though. ADHD, seizures, learning disabilities, speech disorder and now his drug addiction. His low IQ and child like gullibility have helped him throw his life away.
I wonder if TFS or fuzzball would want to trade brothers straight up?
Your brother's old enough to beat the shit out of.
I can't ethically take a lead pipe to my brother for at least three more years.
I love my little brother too much to ever really hurt him like that. Besides it wouldn't flip a switch in him and make him normal. When he left school and stopped taking his prescriptions he was lost. He uses drugs to cope and spends his time with people who are of loose morals. He can't be around anyone that is willing to help him for too long, because of his problems. He's seriously depressed and all kinds of other fucked up things.
I just wish he and people like him knew how to live their lives, but many of them are not capable of it.
They would if they had big brothers who loved them enough to beat the shit out of them.
I would lay waste to him if I wanted too, but what good would it do if it doesn't change him? He would be more likely to OD or flat out kill himself afterwards. That's not something I would want on my hands.
Have you even tried?
beating someone usually isn't all that effective at encouraging positive behavior
This post shows that you just didn't hit them enough Dru.
look, it should be obvious I wasn't talking about women
who you can never hit enough
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
REAL America uses guns like God intended.
I'm a rogue. I draw on the innate rebelliousness of the founding fathers and the mercy of Jesus Christ in my belief that, with a blunt enough object and a strong enough back, these accidents of birth and circumstance can be reformed, sparing society the cost of their internment.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
Anyone ever have a kid brother who was stupid enough to save porn videos on the hard drive?
My friend's brother did that a lot. My buddy (who knows a thing or two about video editing) got so tired of it that he spliced a quick shot of himself saying "OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" in the middle of every one of those videos.
The next time he checked all of those vids were gone.
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Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
I'll just keep an eye out for the dude with the bat.
I could also bring an international flavour with a Cricket Bat.
Anyone ever have a kid brother who was stupid enough to save porn videos on the hard drive?
My friend's brother did that a lot. My buddy (who knows a thing or two about video editing) got so tired of it that he spliced a quick shot of himself saying "OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" in the middle of every one of those videos.
The next time he checked all of those vids were gone.
Anyone ever have a kid brother who was stupid enough to save porn videos on the hard drive?
My friend's brother did that a lot. My buddy (who knows a thing or two about video editing) got so tired of it that he spliced a quick shot of himself saying "OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" in the middle of every one of those videos.
The next time he checked all of those vids were gone.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
Yes, but I'll be doing it with a gentlemanly stride and an intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Do you have any idea how many druggies there are in San Francisco? How many people with access to construction materials and sporting equipment? Surely there are thousands of people beating thousands of druggies at an given moment.
Blaket, we should form a team. We could roam the country, beating druggies, layabouts, and perverts with various construction materials and sporting equipments until they become model Americans with steady jobs, cars, suits, and GOP membership cards.
You and me, whatta ya say?
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
I'll just keep an eye out for the dude with the bat.
I could also bring an international flavour with a Cricket Bat.
But you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
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I just texted her.
Its ovr. c u l8r.
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Thats the only thing they have left.
Satans..... hints.....
i think she'd find it a bit of a relief, actually
Usually works for me.
aka "Conversion: Step 1"
That's probably because she's slightly off-put by you posting about her while you two hang out. Assure her we are cool and sexy people to put her at ease.
Have you even tried?
also, stick it in the butt
Atsroglide-second only to nature
but have you tried?
Get a lead pipe, or teeball bat, or whatever, hit him in the face a few times and yell "stop smoking crack!"
If he's already a drug-addled moron with criminal tendencies, it can't do much harm.
This post shows that you just didn't hit them enough Dru.
Satans..... hints.....
You and me, whatta ya say?
REAL America uses guns like God intended.
who you can never hit enough
I'm a rogue. I draw on the innate rebelliousness of the founding fathers and the mercy of Jesus Christ in my belief that, with a blunt enough object and a strong enough back, these accidents of birth and circumstance can be reformed, sparing society the cost of their internment.
ironically he named the paddle "Clarisse"
you do it your way...
Don't be a tease, go straight for the dick.
I think I would be kicked out of the country extremely quickly.
But it would be worth it.
Satans..... hints.....
Then it's a plan.
We'll meet in San Fransisco three weeks from today. You'll know me by my gentlemanly stride and my intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Surely you would be in the process of beating a druggie, layabout or pervert at the time. Every second of the day is a second that can be used to better the world.
My friend's brother did that a lot. My buddy (who knows a thing or two about video editing) got so tired of it that he spliced a quick shot of himself saying "OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" in the middle of every one of those videos.
The next time he checked all of those vids were gone.
I'll just keep an eye out for the dude with the bat.
I could also bring an international flavour with a Cricket Bat.
Satans..... hints.....
That is time consuming but utterly ingenious
Yes, but I'll be doing it with a gentlemanly stride and an intimidating, yet welcome, demeanor.
Do you have any idea how many druggies there are in San Francisco? How many people with access to construction materials and sporting equipment? Surely there are thousands of people beating thousands of druggies at an given moment.
But you have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!