I think there's good reason to suspect you given evidence up to this point, but in PM you have brought up a (potentially) feasible alternative scenario that I hadn't considered previously. We're attempting to ascertain this situation.
Right then you useless fucks. It's 1am in England. I've had a couple of drinks after having to go to the hospital with my flatmate (room-mate if you're useless and can't speak properly) so I feel like either bandwagonning or grudge voting - just for shits and giggles.
This is my first proper game so don't have a grudge, so it'll have to be !weatheredclown
Oh, and everyone's gutted now the fucking laughter's stopped, eh? Try this on for size.
My girlfriend told me I had to treat her like a princess.
So I did.
I took her out for a meal, got really fucking drunk, bundled her into the back of a mercedes and crashed into a wall in a tunnel in Paris. She loved it, the filthy bitch.
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
'ey 'ey 'ey, me bumbacluts.
Whas' goin' on in dis hea' ring, now?
Fo now, I gonna vote fo' CrimsonCoyote, 'cause da man gots even less moves dan da rest of ya. But it no matta, I am de best!
Right then you useless fucks. It's 1am in England. I've had a couple of drinks after having to go to the hospital with my flatmate (room-mate if you're useless and can't speak properly) so I feel like either bandwagonning or grudge voting - just for shits and giggles.
This is my first proper game so don't have a grudge, so it'll have to be !weatheredclown
Oh, and everyone's gutted now the fucking laughter's stopped, eh? Try this on for size.
My girlfriend told me I had to treat her like a princess.
So I did.
I took her out for a meal, got really fucking drunk, bundled her into the back of a mercedes and crashed into a wall in a tunnel in Paris. She loved it, the filthy bitch.
Actually, !CrimsonCoyote because i don't think goose would give someone a posting restriction like that who was bad and I'm 90% sure WC is a good guy since there's MORE THAN ONE MAJOR CIRCUIT GROUP.
Anyone who was in Kime's group, Law's group (unless they're the same) OR ANY OTHER MAJOR CIRCUIT would know that. I suspect the people voting for WC are Dream or World Circuit people.
Mostly for the inactives to input something. Rainfall, MacGuffin, and Doxa haven't said a word today.
Cuz vwe have vwerd vwiz yoor muther. Vwhat yoo gots againzt ze quiet guy, eh? Vwe just d-rink vodka, luv-ly vodka, and be to self. Get yoor fookin' noze out o' my beesseeness.
Here's the situation, I'm sorry for the delay... things have gotten a tad confusing.
WeatheredClown is, unfortunately, being sacrificed to bring together some networks and to prove some theories. It sucks, and I don't like it... but we need to figure out if some of the things he's said were true. It's necessary at the moment.
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
*DING DING DING*
Round 2 is over. Voting is closed. Narration will be up soon.
I also expect myself to be dead at the end of this round, but that's a small sacrifice for the good of the village.
EDIT:
My mind is reeling with antici
pation.
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Goose!That's me, honeyShow me the way home, honeyRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Round 3: Rising Up
The buzz had been strong in the newspapers following the previous night's first round knockouts. The Commissioner was pleased; things were going well. But they were still playing clubs and small venues. He wanted to fill arenas. And in order to do that, they had a long way to go.
The Commissioner's second meeting was a bit more poorly attended than the first. There were the absence of the four ousted fighters, of course, and then there were two that were still injured. But he couldn't help but notice there were two others missing.
“Where is Rainfall?”
Everyone looked around, scratching their heads or shrugging their shoulders. The Commissioner was fit to kill.
“How DARE they miss one of my meetings! They're on my dime here and they'll play by MY RULES! I have never been more insulted in my LIFE! Both will be on probation until FURTHER NOTICE!”
The room was quiet and still. The Commish had begun to pace up and down the office.
“Let's just cut right to the chase. One of you is leaving tonight, right now. I want to see votes. Pronto.”
In the end, the locker room as a whole had overwhelmingly decided that weatheredclown was finished. He vanished from their sight, never to be seen or heard from again.
*Ding! Ding!*
“Welcome, everyone, to another night of WVBA Boxing! The finest sport in its finest hour! We have a great card this evening, and let's start with our opening bout!”
The fighters for the next match marched down to the ring and the crowd couldn't help but cheer for the Mac. He revved up his engine and started going, and Micro didn't stand a chance. After several lefts and rights to the head and body, Micro went down with a vicious blow to the chin. Every attempt to get up was laughable. The big clown was finished.
“And now...our main event of the evening...FOR THE WVBA MAJOR CIRCUIT CHAMPIONSHIP!”
The big man, the Dynamite kid himself stepped through the ropes. What a sight to see. Even after all this time he still struck fear in the heart of his opponents. And man, was he quick. A flurry of punches followed by an explosive uppercut, and El Skid was on the mat, seeing stars. The referee counted him out and the bell ring to much fanfare.
“Ladies and gentlemen your winner...AND NEWWWWW MAJOR CIRCUIT CHAMPION! MIIIIIKE TYYYYSON!”
******
Backstage, after all the clean up was over, the Commish met with his veteran's council once again. Without wasting any time, they handed forth a folded up piece of paper with a name on it.
“Alright this better be good. Oh! Ooooh! I have to say, I do agree! Sheep Have Wool has been dragging a lot down lately. I mean, did you see that Jump Kick he used last week? Pathetic. This isn't kick boxing. Consider him GONE!”
******
A fan called in to report that WilDPanthA05 got knocked all the way from the other side of the world.
Second Round Knockouts weatheredclown – Great Tiger, Major Circuit forced retirement Micro – Mad Clown, World Circuit seeing stars El Skid – Bob Charlie, Former Major Circuit Champion uppercutted Sheep Have Wool – Dragon Chan, Major Circuit bullied out WilDPanthA05 – Gabby Jay, Minor Circuit TKO'd
On Probation
Rainfall (Reason: Missing a meeting)
Monkeyfeet and Romantic Undead have been medically cleared to fight again!
Just a reminder: Incapacitated Fighters may not vote, post, or act until they come to.
All PMs will be going out in due course. Round 3 ends tomorrow night at 11 PM.
I can't go into that here, this isn't the place for it. If you have one of my confirmational passwords, send it my way and we can discuss the issue with you.
Necro: Well guys - thanks for making my first foray into phalla so damn bloody fun, will definitely be coming back if welcome.
In the meantime, I only apologise if I annoyed some people - obviously I had a posting restriction which was to be obsessed with entertaining people all through the game, and to put a joke in every post. See you all in the next one
Posts
Please stand by.
This is my first proper game so don't have a grudge, so it'll have to be !weatheredclown
Oh, and everyone's gutted now the fucking laughter's stopped, eh? Try this on for size.
My girlfriend told me I had to treat her like a princess.
So I did.
I took her out for a meal, got really fucking drunk, bundled her into the back of a mercedes and crashed into a wall in a tunnel in Paris. She loved it, the filthy bitch.
Whas' goin' on in dis hea' ring, now?
Fo now, I gonna vote fo' CrimsonCoyote, 'cause da man gots even less moves dan da rest of ya. But it no matta, I am de best!
Holy shit, this made me laugh so hard.
!micro
!weatheredclown
crimson and Orange Soda with 3
End of the round coming soon!
I think weatheredclown just dropped the soap.
Romantic and Monkeyfeet are incapacitated, but I didn't think that means they can't at least vote...
Anyone who was in Kime's group, Law's group (unless they're the same) OR ANY OTHER MAJOR CIRCUIT would know that. I suspect the people voting for WC are Dream or World Circuit people.
I hope your fight goes well tonight.
For now I am voting you sexiest fighter of the night
Good Luck
Cuz vwe have vwerd vwiz yoor muther. Vwhat yoo gots againzt ze quiet guy, eh? Vwe just d-rink vodka, luv-ly vodka, and be to self. Get yoor fookin' noze out o' my beesseeness.
!Witch Doctor, DBM
WeatheredClown is, unfortunately, being sacrificed to bring together some networks and to prove some theories. It sucks, and I don't like it... but we need to figure out if some of the things he's said were true. It's necessary at the moment.
Round 2 is over. Voting is closed. Narration will be up soon.
I also expect myself to be dead at the end of this round, but that's a small sacrifice for the good of the village.
EDIT:
My mind is reeling with antici
pation.
The buzz had been strong in the newspapers following the previous night's first round knockouts. The Commissioner was pleased; things were going well. But they were still playing clubs and small venues. He wanted to fill arenas. And in order to do that, they had a long way to go.
The Commissioner's second meeting was a bit more poorly attended than the first. There were the absence of the four ousted fighters, of course, and then there were two that were still injured. But he couldn't help but notice there were two others missing.
“Where is Rainfall?”
Everyone looked around, scratching their heads or shrugging their shoulders. The Commissioner was fit to kill.
“How DARE they miss one of my meetings! They're on my dime here and they'll play by MY RULES! I have never been more insulted in my LIFE! Both will be on probation until FURTHER NOTICE!”
The room was quiet and still. The Commish had begun to pace up and down the office.
“Let's just cut right to the chase. One of you is leaving tonight, right now. I want to see votes. Pronto.”
In the end, the locker room as a whole had overwhelmingly decided that weatheredclown was finished. He vanished from their sight, never to be seen or heard from again.
*Ding! Ding!*
“Welcome, everyone, to another night of WVBA Boxing! The finest sport in its finest hour! We have a great card this evening, and let's start with our opening bout!”
The fighters for the next match marched down to the ring and the crowd couldn't help but cheer for the Mac. He revved up his engine and started going, and Micro didn't stand a chance. After several lefts and rights to the head and body, Micro went down with a vicious blow to the chin. Every attempt to get up was laughable. The big clown was finished.
“And now...our main event of the evening...FOR THE WVBA MAJOR CIRCUIT CHAMPIONSHIP!”
The big man, the Dynamite kid himself stepped through the ropes. What a sight to see. Even after all this time he still struck fear in the heart of his opponents. And man, was he quick. A flurry of punches followed by an explosive uppercut, and El Skid was on the mat, seeing stars. The referee counted him out and the bell ring to much fanfare.
“Ladies and gentlemen your winner...AND NEWWWWW MAJOR CIRCUIT CHAMPION! MIIIIIKE TYYYYSON!”
Backstage, after all the clean up was over, the Commish met with his veteran's council once again. Without wasting any time, they handed forth a folded up piece of paper with a name on it.
“Alright this better be good. Oh! Ooooh! I have to say, I do agree! Sheep Have Wool has been dragging a lot down lately. I mean, did you see that Jump Kick he used last week? Pathetic. This isn't kick boxing. Consider him GONE!”
A fan called in to report that WilDPanthA05 got knocked all the way from the other side of the world.
Second Round Knockouts
weatheredclown – Great Tiger, Major Circuit forced retirement
Micro – Mad Clown, World Circuit seeing stars
El Skid – Bob Charlie, Former Major Circuit Champion uppercutted
Sheep Have Wool – Dragon Chan, Major Circuit bullied out
WilDPanthA05 – Gabby Jay, Minor Circuit TKO'd
On Probation
Rainfall (Reason: Missing a meeting)
Monkeyfeet and Romantic Undead have been medically cleared to fight again!
Just a reminder: Incapacitated Fighters may not vote, post, or act until they come to.
All PMs will be going out in due course. Round 3 ends tomorrow night at 11 PM.
Round 3 is officially underway.
Good excuse.
Please forgive me, phalla lovers. Expect a narration edit in a mo.
And edit has made. Apologies once again for my incompetence.
Because I have a pretty important dude to vote for.
His name is in red.
In the meantime, I only apologise if I annoyed some people - obviously I had a posting restriction which was to be obsessed with entertaining people all through the game, and to put a joke in every post. See you all in the next one
Mad Clown
Bastard's got it coming to him.
Aww damn
OoooOOOooooOOO