Congrats on finishing year 12! Feeling a bit odd that 12/13 years of your life is over? It feels like that for a bit, then you'll realise how cool life can be after school too. Are you going onto Uni or Tafe next year? If you are, that'll be awesome. Or if you go onto full time work, you'll have weekends to do whatever you want with your mates.
Uni's the plan. I'm not very confident in what my UAI's going to be though, so I have no idea if I'll be able to get in to the course I want. Also, technically I haven't finished school yet. I still have one more exam to go: art. But considering I've suceeded in getting the top mark in the class by only studying the morning beforehand, and the actual exam isn't for a week, I'm not too fussed.
Also, I completely forgot that it was Halloween until just this minute.
I hope Lucas continues to ruin, dilute and devalue his own license(s) until he is brought down to his knees and dies and poor and lonely man.
Then thousands of voices will all cry out across the globe and say, "That's for ruining my childhood you chinless prick."
As a former massive star wars fan (rebel alliance tattoo, books, the works...) it was quite a turning point in my life the day I realised that George Lucas is a monumental idiot.
I hate to draw spurious associations, but reading this made me wonder what Spielberg's going to do with Ghost in the Shell.
I'm dressing up as Shaggy from Scooby Doo, mainly because i'm tall, very lanky and look stoned all the damn time due to the bags under my eyes, even though i've never touched a single drug in my life.
I'm dressing up as Shaggy from Scooby Doo, mainly because i'm tall, very lanky and look stoned all the damn time due to the bags under my eyes, even though i've never touched a single drug in my life.
Plus it's cheap.
I wonder if you'd look lively if you smoked a bunch of pot.
Man I just got the most bullshit chinese takeout I have ever experienced, and it's not like I have high standards or anything (my standard being, "FRY UP SOME CHICKEN BITS, PUT SOME SAUCE ON IT") and they managed to screw even that up. I hadn't eaten all day I still couldn't muscle that shit down my gullet it was so bad.
Even the fortune cookie was bad: "Your lucky number for this week is three."?! FUCK YOU!
So hey anyway while I've got some free time on my hands (read: "I don't have a job, woo.") I'm trying to break my "cannot draw/model girls worth a goddamn" habit; I was kind of holding off to see if really ugly or manly or misshapen girls would come into vogue at some point so I could avoid drawing decent looking ones, but alas the popular culture continues to disappoint.
What's my best bet source of reference (other than life drawing, yes yes that's the obvious one):
1) Going off anatomy books (models are often plain or largely go by the "draw a dude, now add some fat hips and some knockers!" formula, I am looking at you Hogarth and Bridgman.)
2) Going off classic statues (expensive to collect reproductions, inconvenient to go to museums everyday, variety is going to be limited. (Also the small Venus repro I've got has kind of a big nose))
3) Going off smutty anime figurine pictures/drawings and then backing off on the smut and the volleyball-sized eyes a bit (well it worked as a starting point for Wakka, right? And going for jobs in the video game industry I do need to be able to appease the taste of horny nerds)
4) Going off straight up pornography (fear of resting my tablet on my lap and accidentally punching a hole straight through it)
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5) Mucha.
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I'm not doing anything for Halloween but as luck would have it my sister sent me something Halloweenish from Peru:
Man I just got the most bullshit chinese takeout I have ever experienced, and it's not like I have high standards or anything (my standard being, "FRY UP SOME CHICKEN BITS, PUT SOME SAUCE ON IT") and they managed to screw even that up. I hadn't eaten all day I still couldn't muscle that shit down my gullet it was so bad.
Even the fortune cookie was bad: "Your lucky number for this week is three."?! FUCK YOU!
So hey anyway while I've got some free time on my hands (read: "I don't have a job, woo.") I'm trying to break my "cannot draw/model girls worth a goddamn" habit; I was kind of holding off to see if really ugly or manly or misshapen girls would come into vogue at some point so I could avoid drawing decent looking ones, but alas the popular culture continues to disappoint.
What's my best bet source of reference (other than life drawing, yes yes that's the obvious one):
1) Going off anatomy books (models are often plain or largely go by the "draw a dude, now add some fat hips and some knockers!" formula, I am looking at you Hogarth and Bridgman.)
2) Going off classic statues (expensive to collect reproductions, inconvenient to go to museums everyday, variety is going to be limited. (Also the small Venus repro I've got has kind of a big nose))
3) Going off smutty anime figurine pictures/drawings and then backing off on the smut and the volleyball-sized eyes a bit (well it worked as a starting point for Wakka, right? And going for jobs in the video game industry I do need to be able to appease the taste of horny nerds)
4) Going off straight up pornography (fear of resting my tablet on my lap and accidentally punching a hole straight through it)
EDIT:
5) Mucha.
Honest to goodness, Bacon?
Just look up softcore "tasteful" porn like MetArt- some of those ridiculous poses are good practice.
I finally got around to seeing the movie Saw. It was playing on the television as I was doing my drafting homework, unedited and all thanks to Canada tv.
Luke. i demand to see pictures. eve if you grow one of those seedy as bum fluf mo.s i still want to see them :P show us your mostache growing prowess! :P
dang. my dad told me today that i shouldn't expect to be good at both writing and painting. screw him, i'm going to paint all of today (even though i should be writing)
So I discovered the hottest guy in the entire world yesterday
He works at a music store and seems like a nice dude
I played the piano they had there for a bit, and he offered me his chair because the one for the keyboard was too short
As we were leaving, my gay friend who'd come with me said "you SO have his number!", and said apparently I impressed him
Seriously though, hottest guy on planet, in a MUSIC store, bein' a nice dude
I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly
ultimate dilemma
also I should probably converse a bit more with him before considering that route....
Don't go with your friend! Tell her you'll pick up the strings yourself, then when you go in... ask him to help you pick out some strings. If he likes you he'll jump out of his chair to get you horse shoes if you asked him. While you're looking for strings get a conversation going.... be like.... "so do you play an instrument?"
We are dumb and easy to get, all you need is too look nice, which shouldn't be too hard for you because you are very pretty.
I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly[/SIZE]
Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."
@Beavs: needs more wizard staff as stripper pole action.
EDIT: Wee, the friend of mine who was staying with me the last couple weeks while he tried to find an apt finally found one.
Back to my pantsless, copiously farting personal lifestyle.
Also apparently dudes from Michigan moving to the bay area apparently causes the bay area to rain like a motherfucker; when I moved out here it rained for a solid month, and now it's been raining for the past 3 days. That shit's depressing, stop being such a bitch California.
I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly[/SIZE]
Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."
@Beavs: needs more wizard staff as stripper pole action.
EDIT: Wee, the friend of mine who was staying with me the last couple weeks while he tried to find an apt finally found one.
Back to my pantsless, copiously farting personal lifestyle.
Also apparently dudes from Michigan moving to the bay area apparently causes the bay area to rain like a motherfucker; when I moved out here it rained for a solid month, and now it's been raining for the past 3 days. That shit's depressing, stop being such a bitch California.
I haven't had a day in three months where it hasn't rained. Also, woooo people from Michigan! Wooooooo!
Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."
I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang. I'ma get drussed up reeeeal nice-like, like a lady.
Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."
I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang. I'ma get drussed up reeeeal nice-like, like a lady.
My joke would have worked better had you seen Tropic Thunder. Damn reference "humor".
Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."
I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang. I'ma get drussed up reeeeal nice-like, like a lady.
My joke would have worked better had you seen Tropic Thunder. Damn reference "humor".
Hahahaha, I actually did see that movie, but I guess I didn't remember that particular reference.
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Also, I completely forgot that it was Halloween until just this minute.
then you can go out and party. christ schoolies week was the best ever.
I got 0 8-)
I hate to draw spurious associations, but reading this made me wonder what Spielberg's going to do with Ghost in the Shell.
Just no. No no no.
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Aussie equivalent of Spring Break i guess.
Yeah, I'm pretty nervous too. I mean, I guess it could go either way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwYFfhWzN9M
Edit: aaaaand sneak peak of my costume #1:
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hahaha yeeeeeessssssssss
Also: Google's title image is awesome!
Plus it's cheap.
I wonder if you'd look lively if you smoked a bunch of pot.
A guy I worked with thought I was the biggest stoner he's ever seen, and that man was a drug dealer.
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Also, happy satan day, everyone.
Even the fortune cookie was bad: "Your lucky number for this week is three."?! FUCK YOU!
So hey anyway while I've got some free time on my hands (read: "I don't have a job, woo.") I'm trying to break my "cannot draw/model girls worth a goddamn" habit; I was kind of holding off to see if really ugly or manly or misshapen girls would come into vogue at some point so I could avoid drawing decent looking ones, but alas the popular culture continues to disappoint.
What's my best bet source of reference (other than life drawing, yes yes that's the obvious one):
1) Going off anatomy books (models are often plain or largely go by the "draw a dude, now add some fat hips and some knockers!" formula, I am looking at you Hogarth and Bridgman.)
2) Going off classic statues (expensive to collect reproductions, inconvenient to go to museums everyday, variety is going to be limited. (Also the small Venus repro I've got has kind of a big nose))
3) Going off smutty anime figurine pictures/drawings and then backing off on the smut and the volleyball-sized eyes a bit (well it worked as a starting point for Wakka, right? And going for jobs in the video game industry I do need to be able to appease the taste of horny nerds)
4) Going off straight up pornography (fear of resting my tablet on my lap and accidentally punching a hole straight through it)
EDIT:
5) Mucha.
EDIT2:
I'm not doing anything for Halloween but as luck would have it my sister sent me something Halloweenish from Peru:
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Honest to goodness, Bacon?
Just look up softcore "tasteful" porn like MetArt- some of those ridiculous poses are good practice.
I hope everyone had a happy halloween.
I liked the twist in the end.
*fap* *fap* *fap*
Also awesome mask.
I suggest going to softcore sites, great stuff.
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He works at a music store and seems like a nice dude
I played the piano they had there for a bit, and he offered me his chair because the one for the keyboard was too short
As we were leaving, my gay friend who'd come with me said "you SO have his number!", and said apparently I impressed him
Seriously though, hottest guy on planet, in a MUSIC store, bein' a nice dude
I'm going to go back with a lady friend who genuinely needs some violin strings...and she's pushing me to get his number but aaaaaaaah...I've never done that before really...and plus WHAT IF HE SAIZ NOES!~? or if he has a girly
ultimate dilemma
also I should probably converse a bit more with him before considering that route....
We are dumb and easy to get, all you need is too look nice, which shouldn't be too hard for you because you are very pretty.
Never done that before...
here i am being sexy gandalf
wooooah drunk
Bullshit! You walk on in, look him straight in the eye and go, "Dress yo'self up real pretty, boy! You and me, we's goin' on a DATE! UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT."
@Beavs: needs more wizard staff as stripper pole action.
EDIT: Wee, the friend of mine who was staying with me the last couple weeks while he tried to find an apt finally found one.
Back to my pantsless, copiously farting personal lifestyle.
Also apparently dudes from Michigan moving to the bay area apparently causes the bay area to rain like a motherfucker; when I moved out here it rained for a solid month, and now it's been raining for the past 3 days. That shit's depressing, stop being such a bitch California.
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I haven't had a day in three months where it hasn't rained. Also, woooo people from Michigan! Wooooooo!
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WE ARE THE GODS THAT BRING RAIN TO WESTERN LANDS.
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I be sure to black out half of my teeth when I do this! Thanks for the advice, mang.
aww, thenk yous, Toast.
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I actually laughed out loud (LOLLED) at the "you shall not pass"......that's fantastic.
Hurrah!
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My joke would have worked better had you seen Tropic Thunder. Damn reference "humor".
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Hahahaha, I actually did see that movie, but I guess I didn't remember that particular reference.
Solly!