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Halloween: X-Ray Your Candy

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville got pink socked

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I got to work on halloween :3

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fari, your av/sig just gave me some inspiration to draw.

    Sadly, it won't be internet ready until tomorrow.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Oh man so my Halloween night was awesome.

    Went to a big party with Fire Truck and Artreus. A little bit into it this chick I've got a crush on shows up and is pretty goddamn adorable. So we're talking and all, there may have been flirting going on I dunno I was drunk. Anyway long story short I left the party with her and her roommate, going back to their place.

    Aww jeah. I'll go ahead and spoiler what happened for the faint of heart.

    So we got back to her place and
    I got to meet her boyfriend.

    Aww jeah

    AWWW shit brosef!

    I was just drunk enough so that I just laughed it off and played it cool 8-)

    other than that it was a ridiculously fun night

    awww :(
    i stayed home and did nothing, except win $5 from my roommate at poker.
    so your night was about as uplifting?

    Also I have a terrible story that I just told Faricazy. Trust me, you got off better.

    was it strip poker

    did you also win keith's dolphin shorts

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fari, your av/sig just gave me some inspiration to draw.

    Sadly, it won't be internet ready until tomorrow.
    k i'll just hold on to my butt until then

    Faricazy on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville got pink socked

    haha, not quite

    neville on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fari, your av/sig just gave me some inspiration to draw.

    Sadly, it won't be internet ready until tomorrow.
    k i'll just hold on to my butt until then

    Stop with the ideas!

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fuck I'd like to get my hands on that prick

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    :winky:

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    What happened to you Neville?




    EDIT: You SUMBITCH Tofu! Not like that that's not how I meant it!

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    IT IS NOW

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    That sucks Tofu, but at least it seemed like a good night otherwise, especially hanging with some good kids.

    Polago on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've got to say, Neville's story turned me on a little

    Mostly because I like the idea of cybering with him.

    Fiz on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    That sucks Tofu, but at least it seemed like a good night otherwise, especially hanging with some good kids.

    Definitely

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fari, your av/sig just gave me some inspiration to draw.

    Sadly, it won't be internet ready until tomorrow.
    k i'll just hold on to my butt until then

    Stop with the ideas!

    I have to say again that your avatar is rad.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    I've got to say, Neville's story turned me on a little

    Mostly because I like the idea of cybering with him.

    :|

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Neville has a story?

    The holdouts continue!

    Polago on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I've got to say, Neville's story turned me on a little

    Mostly because I like the idea of cybering with him.

    :|

    It is healthy to say things like this out loud. Also profanities

    Cock shit balls

    Fiz on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I haven't cybered or even fake cybered in years.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    fake cyber

    o_O

    Evander on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I haven't cybered or even fake cybered in years.

    i haven't cybered ever
    except for the time i pretended to cyber with that msn bot.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Man, I haven't cybered or even fake cybered in years.

    i haven't cybered ever
    except for the time i pretended to cyber with that msn bot.
    I think everyone has done that.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Man, I haven't cybered or even fake cybered in years.

    i haven't cybered ever
    except for the time i pretended to cyber with that msn bot.

    Those bots don't know any of the good words

    Fiz on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    fake cyber

    o_O
    Pretend I'm female, cyber for a bit, then send them a pic of my cock when they ask for a pic.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    transcript plz

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    fake cyber

    o_O
    Pretend I'm female, cyber for a bit, then send them a pic of my cock when they ask for a pic.

    doesn't work if you already use a picture of your penis as your msn picture

    Wren on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *enters room wearing a sexy seethrough pink nightie and black-rimmed glasses. my cock is dangling all over the place as i walk and knocks over a coffee mug that was on the table*

    Faricazy on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    man why you gotta be hating on zoophiles

    p.s. unblock me

    Wren on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    it would have been much funnier if it was an actual date

    alternatively it could have just been someone from glossolalia

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    spoiled for length
    Session Start (auntieshibby:ycbb1111): Mon Jan 24 18:14:04 2005
    ycbb1111: hi princess asl
    Auntie Shibby: I'm a princess
    Auntie Shibby: ?
    ycbb1111: asl?
    Auntie Shibby: 17/f/cali
    Auntie Shibby: you?
    ycbb1111: 23 m nyc
    ycbb1111: yea why not
    Auntie Shibby: because I don't feel like one.
    Auntie Shibby: not ever since daddy left
    ycbb1111: aww
    ycbb1111: what u look like
    Auntie Shibby: Red hair, green eyes, big ass, small tits.
    Auntie Shibby: what about you?
    ycbb1111: i kiss your lips
    ycbb1111: u are absoulutley adorable
    ycbb1111: im 6'1 185 lbs blondish hair blue eyes
    ycbb1111: buily
    ycbb1111: built*
    Auntie Shibby: Are you my daddy?
    ycbb1111: yeah im your daddy
    ycbb1111: and i get home early form work
    ycbb1111: O:-)
    ycbb1111: hey princess
    Auntie Shibby: I'm layin on the couch, eating chips, watching tv in just my panties and bra.
    Auntie Shibby: Oh shit, hey daddy.
    Auntie Shibby: I cover up.
    ycbb1111: hey why arent u in school
    Auntie Shibby: I got sent home because a teacher thought my clothes were to revealing.
    ycbb1111: and what were u wearing
    ycbb1111: i put my briefecase down
    ycbb1111: and take my jacket off
    ycbb1111: loosing up my tie
    Auntie Shibby: I was wearing a shear tank top that cut low, and a white pair of pants.
    Auntie Shibby: I guess I was giving him a stiffy and he didnt want to fuck me.
    Auntie Shibby: Daddy, why are you looking at me like that?
    ycbb1111: hey you mom told me she doesnt want you talking like that
    Auntie Shibby: What are you going to do about it, spank me?
    ycbb1111: i promised u i would bemore of a daddy when i married her
    ycbb1111: i start to go upstairs
    Auntie Shibby: Daddy, can you come back, I have to ask you something about, well you know, boys.
    ycbb1111: unbuttoning my shirt
    ycbb1111: come upstairs
    ycbb1111: i go in my room and sit on my bed taking my shoes off
    Auntie Shibby: But I'm so comfortable on the couch, with my legs spread apart.
    Auntie Shibby: and hairs of my pussy sticking threw the lining
    Auntie Shibby: Don't you want your little girl to feel special?
    Auntie Shibby: Don;t you want to hold me?
    ycbb1111: get up here
    Auntie Shibby: Why don;t you love me anymore?!
    ycbb1111: i yell from my room
    Auntie Shibby: I hate you!
    ycbb1111: i come back down
    Auntie Shibby: You're not my real father!
    ycbb1111: yes i am
    ycbb1111: i walk over to
    ycbb1111: why you such a bad girl
    ycbb1111: i slap your lil booty
    Auntie Shibby: If you're my real father, why do you sneak into my room at night and feel my pussy? I know you do it. It's illegal and disgusting.
    Auntie Shibby: I'm actually going to call the cops right now.
    Auntie Shibby: You're ass is going to be owned by some burly black man who has killed lesser men than you.
    ycbb1111: hey why you always teasing me walking aorund half naked
    Auntie Shibby: I walk to the phone and start to dial 911
    ycbb1111: i run over and grasb you
    Auntie Shibby: Don't touch me you sick fuck.
    ycbb1111: dont do taht
    ycbb1111: i pick you up and through you on the couch
    Auntie Shibby: I pull a gun out of my gaping anus and shot you.
    Auntie Shibby: Good-bye.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    neville what you got against dogs

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    man why you gotta be hating on zoophiles

    p.s. unblock me

    you ain't blocked.
    oh you were pretending to be him
    i get it

    neville on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Honestly, I can't read my own chatlog that I spoiled.

    Holy shit it's almost three years old.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    spoiled for length
    Session Start (auntieshibby:ycbb1111): Mon Jan 24 18:14:04 2005
    ycbb1111: hi princess asl
    Auntie Shibby: I'm a princess
    Auntie Shibby: ?
    ycbb1111: asl?
    Auntie Shibby: 17/f/cali
    Auntie Shibby: you?
    ycbb1111: 23 m nyc
    ycbb1111: yea why not
    Auntie Shibby: because I don't feel like one.
    Auntie Shibby: not ever since daddy left
    ycbb1111: aww
    ycbb1111: what u look like
    Auntie Shibby: Red hair, green eyes, big ass, small tits.
    Auntie Shibby: what about you?
    ycbb1111: i kiss your lips
    ycbb1111: u are absoulutley adorable
    ycbb1111: im 6'1 185 lbs blondish hair blue eyes
    ycbb1111: buily
    ycbb1111: built*
    Auntie Shibby: Are you my daddy?
    ycbb1111: yeah im your daddy
    ycbb1111: and i get home early form work
    ycbb1111: O:-)
    ycbb1111: hey princess
    Auntie Shibby: I'm layin on the couch, eating chips, watching tv in just my panties and bra.
    Auntie Shibby: Oh shit, hey daddy.
    Auntie Shibby: I cover up.
    ycbb1111: hey why arent u in school
    Auntie Shibby: I got sent home because a teacher thought my clothes were to revealing.
    ycbb1111: and what were u wearing
    ycbb1111: i put my briefecase down
    ycbb1111: and take my jacket off
    ycbb1111: loosing up my tie
    Auntie Shibby: I was wearing a shear tank top that cut low, and a white pair of pants.
    Auntie Shibby: I guess I was giving him a stiffy and he didnt want to fuck me.
    Auntie Shibby: Daddy, why are you looking at me like that?
    ycbb1111: hey you mom told me she doesnt want you talking like that
    Auntie Shibby: What are you going to do about it, spank me?
    ycbb1111: i promised u i would bemore of a daddy when i married her
    ycbb1111: i start to go upstairs
    Auntie Shibby: Daddy, can you come back, I have to ask you something about, well you know, boys.
    ycbb1111: unbuttoning my shirt
    ycbb1111: come upstairs
    ycbb1111: i go in my room and sit on my bed taking my shoes off
    Auntie Shibby: But I'm so comfortable on the couch, with my legs spread apart.
    Auntie Shibby: and hairs of my pussy sticking threw the lining
    Auntie Shibby: Don't you want your little girl to feel special?
    Auntie Shibby: Don;t you want to hold me?
    ycbb1111: get up here
    Auntie Shibby: Why don;t you love me anymore?!
    ycbb1111: i yell from my room
    Auntie Shibby: I hate you!
    ycbb1111: i come back down
    Auntie Shibby: You're not my real father!
    ycbb1111: yes i am
    ycbb1111: i walk over to
    ycbb1111: why you such a bad girl
    ycbb1111: i slap your lil booty
    Auntie Shibby: If you're my real father, why do you sneak into my room at night and feel my pussy? I know you do it. It's illegal and disgusting.
    Auntie Shibby: I'm actually going to call the cops right now.
    Auntie Shibby: You're ass is going to be owned by some burly black man who has killed lesser men than you.
    ycbb1111: hey why you always teasing me walking aorund half naked
    Auntie Shibby: I walk to the phone and start to dial 911
    ycbb1111: i run over and grasb you
    Auntie Shibby: Don't touch me you sick fuck.
    ycbb1111: dont do taht
    ycbb1111: i pick you up and through you on the couch
    Auntie Shibby: I pull a gun out of my gaping anus and shot you.
    Auntie Shibby: Good-bye.

    ahaha

    zimfan on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nevs, they may have set that up as a joke on you. It's not exactly outside of possibility. Do you really trust them to be genuine with you in this field?

    Polago on
  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Alternatively: How tight are their rhymes?

    Polago on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i've already shown you guys mine
    a while ago
    but here it is again:
    Roxie says:
    Hi
    Alexandria says:
    hey who's this?
    Roxie says:
    hey, Age/Sex/Location?
    Alexandria says:
    ugh
    Alexandria says:
    19/male/wherever you want me to be, baby
    Roxie says:
    hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janevocation I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
    Alexandria says:
    probably because you're a dirty girl are you a dirty girl with a dirty webcam?
    Alexandria says:
    man you take too long, i'm going to look at some other dirty webcams
    Alexandria says:
    see ya later roxie my sweet
    Alexandria says:
    you are an angel
    Alexandria says:
    no matter what your father tells you
    Alexandria says:
    even if he calls you a dirty slut and tells you he's not proud of you for what you've become, YOU'RE proud of you and that's the greatest gift of all
    Roxie says:
    listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
    Alexandria says:
    i'm naked all the time. my soul is anyways. i'm an open book roxie. can we talk about our days? can we whisper softly to each other?
    Alexandria says:
    also i don't know if i feel comfortable with jen being there
    Alexandria says:
    i mean, she's an alright girl, but i was kind of hoping for some alone time
    Alexandria says:
    just the two of us. she's always talking about the problems she's having. she talks so much but never just listens, you know? i need someone to listen, you're the best friend i've ever had roxie. you're such a good listener.
    Roxie says:
    I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
    Alexandria says:
    man... okay but I just... I don't... I don't know if I feel right about this Roxie
    Alexandria says:
    I'm going to describe what I see to you
    Alexandria says:
    to heat things up a bit, while I watch
    Alexandria says:
    She moves gracefully through the room towards me. Her hips sway rhythmically, her hair flows behind her. Soft, buttery... like really soft butter. soft butter that has a bit of hair in it. So I guess her face is like really soft butter that has a wig on
    Alexandria says:
    she could use some of that butter to grease a pan. She drifts like silk past me, her aroma fills my sense, I am deeply aroused
    Alexandria says:
    She digs around in the cupboard next to the stove that we keep our pots in. I am really into this now, I am intrigued by the events that are about to transpire.
    Alexandria says:
    She pulls out a mid sized pot, and drifts gracefully to the sink in one lavishly fluid motion. She fills it about half-way with water. She sexily adds some salt, real sexy like, shake it baby, ooh yeah, that's how daddy likes salt added to his pot.
    Alexandria says:
    She sets the stove to high heat and lets it boil. It boils like my loins are boiling to be rubbed all over her buttery face
    Alexandria says:
    when it is sufficiently hot (god it is so hot in here) she adds the hard macaroni noodles. Not nearly as hard as my pulsating manhood
    Alexandria says:
    She stirs the noodles slowly at first. then faster... faster, oh god faster... yes yes YES YES YES! AWWWW YEAH.
    Alexandria says:
    the noodles are soft now
    Alexandria says:
    it might take a few minutes out of the hot water for them to get hard again
    Alexandria says:
    actually, they're kinda overcooked, too much stimulation, it might take a few hours for them to get hard again
    Alexandria says:
    anyways, she strains out all the juices and water in the sink
    Alexandria says:
    and puts the now soft noodles gently into the bowl
    Alexandria says:
    she slowly adds the powdered cheese substance, a spoonful of butter (face butter) and some milk.
    Alexandria says:
    then, she adds just a pinch of oregeno
    Alexandria says:
    oh! so that's it! that's your secret ingredient to that fine ass mac and cheese you make, rosie
    Alexandria says:
    don't worry baby
    Alexandria says:
    your secret's safe with me
    Roxie says:
    well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.theselocalgirls.com/janevocation fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
    Alexandria says:
    aw sweet, dessert time!??
    Alexandria says:
    yeah i love apple crumble, it's my favorite

    beavotron on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hahahahahaha

    Faricazy on
  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville got pink socked

    Oh god, I threw up in my mouth a little.

    Nads on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    neville got pink socked

    Oh god, I threw up in my mouth a little.
    you saw it first hand?

    Faricazy on
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