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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    gazamc wrote:
    Exactly. Oh those brusies, well we were just making love and.. you know how it goes!
    Man its just a bit fucking weird. I enjoy being dominant and getting to be a dick in the sack, but man, straight up punching her in the back of the head and junk. Speaking of, I regularly let her hurt me, I dont get hells of pleasure out of it as such, but it was pretty cool that she did.

    I originally thought I was just really dominant but I guess I could be a switch, not super comfortable with that though

    i am not really masochistic though (real men enjoy causing pain in others)
    Peter Ebel wrote:
    I love rough sex and insane fantasies (most involving some wierd Viking Berserker type thing), but sometimes it's great to just do her Defender style with the lights off while telling her you that you love her.

    Yeah dude see I wanted to do that with the punchy girl too but she wasn't down for that. Of all things.

    (she was cheating on me)

    haha. ho man. I think we have been dating the same chicks. The first one I was boning while she was dating a guy, who she was cheating on her husband with. So I was fucking two guys over. Then she cheated on me. karma sucks.

    gazamc on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Man, I love The Onion.

    that is my favorite article of all time ever

    Rankenphile on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i am into a little of the B and D, folks, but none of the S or M.

    pain is unsexy to me. as is anything demeaning. domination and bondage represent an incredible level of trust and willingness to give of yourself to the other person and that's what's sexy about it.

    Out of curiosity, what do you find demeaning?

    well, someone mentioned shitting, that'd certainly be one

    also, demeaning talk

    telling someone they are your bitch or they are a dirty whore or whatever

    is not sexy to me at all

    Then I am with you, there

    Janson on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Ladies, I am ok with pissing in your mouth or shitting on your chest but I will tell you right now that I am not down with humiliating you.

    Druhim on
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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    i am into a little of the B and D, folks, but none of the S or M.

    pain is unsexy to me. as is anything demeaning. domination and bondage represent an incredible level of trust and willingness to give of yourself to the other person and that's what's sexy about it.

    Out of curiosity, what do you find demeaning?

    well, someone mentioned shitting, that'd certainly be one

    also, demeaning talk

    telling someone they are your bitch or they are a dirty whore or whatever

    is not sexy to me at all

    Yeah, i deffinately couldn't handle that kinda shit

    i only call girls bitches and hos when i drink too much

    Akilae729 on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't get off unless the chick is stabbing me in the stomach with a knife.

    Monkeybomb on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Ladies, I am ok with pissing in your mouth or shitting on your chest but I will tell you right now that I am not down with humiliating you.

    hahahahaha :lol:

    Meissnerd on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.
    Oh, and for the record, here is an experiment if you would like to replicate how it felt the next day, but don't have anyone available to fuck 11 times in one day.

    1. Take a sock, and fill it up with fine gravel.
    2. Insert cock in sock.
    3. Have a friend back over your gravel-socked cock 10 to 15 times.

    That about approximates it.

    naporeon on
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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Ladies, I am ok with pissing in your mouth or shitting on your chest but I will tell you right now that I am not down with humiliating you.

    Through talking?

    Janson on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Man, I love The Onion.

    that is my favorite article of all time ever

    My favorite is "HOLY SHIT: MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"

    Moriveth on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Man, I love The Onion.

    that is my favorite article of all time ever

    My favorite is "HOLY SHIT: MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"

    I framed a printed copy of that for a friend's housewarming present.

    it now hangs up in his kitchen.

    it is so great.

    Rankenphile on
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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.
    Oh, and for the record, here is an experiment if you would like to replicate how it felt the next day, but don't have anyone available to fuck 11 times in one day.

    1. Take a sock, and fill it up with fine gravel.
    2. Insert cock in sock.
    3. Have a friend back over your gravel-socked cock 10 to 15 times.

    That about approximates it.

    Road rash? O_o

    xeroismygod on
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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Man, I love The Onion.

    that is my favorite article of all time ever

    My favorite is "HOLY SHIT: MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON"

    I fucking loved a real recent one that said something to the effect of

    Companies Mark to the Dicktard demographic, and it had a picture of a "Douche Lord" buying a Home Beef Jerky Machine

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    many girls actually enjoy sucking cock and it does in fact sexually arouse them

    just like many dudes can get a boner from eatin' pussy

    i just like oral sex in general, either to give or receive.

    oh i know they can i'm not questioning that

    i am just saying that in my experience the suggested solution would be to go down on her to get her wet instead of her going down on me

    (i have horrible, dissatisfying relationships)

    Fallout I will have sex with you.

    Deal

    Pound my Anaal Nathrakh
    soda

    has been choked on

    The Cheese on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Man, I love The Onion.

    that is my favorite article of all time ever
    All time winner for me:

    "Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs: 'Oh Shit,' Says Humanity"

    naporeon on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    so I worked mt first day on the job today
    It was in restaurant
    I also did prep work for catering tomorrow
    the prep work was me, the executive chef, and 2 mexicans
    for 70 jews



    seventy

    I worked 9 hours

    My back hurts and oh god my knees


    I work 9 hours tomorrow as well for said bah mitzvah

    PiptheFair on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.
    Oh, and for the record, here is an experiment if you would like to replicate how it felt the next day, but don't have anyone available to fuck 11 times in one day.

    1. Take a sock, and fill it up with fine gravel.
    2. Insert cock in sock.
    3. Have a friend back over your gravel-socked cock 10 to 15 times.

    That about approximates it.

    Road rash? O_o
    No.

    That does not capture it.

    Perform the experiment.

    naporeon on
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    Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.
    Oh, and for the record, here is an experiment if you would like to replicate how it felt the next day, but don't have anyone available to fuck 11 times in one day.

    1. Take a sock, and fill it up with fine gravel.
    2. Insert cock in sock.
    3. Have a friend back over your gravel-socked cock 10 to 15 times.

    That about approximates it.

    Road rash? O_o
    No.

    That does not capture it.

    Perform the experiment.

    I jerked off with Pert Plus one time, and i thought that I was going to die the rest of the day

    Akilae729 on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    also

    rape fantasies

    no

    maybe it's the whole being a rape victim myself thing but rape fantasies are definitely a no go.

    there was a gal i was with in 12th grade, she liked it when i'd fuck her from behind over the side of the bed and hold her wrists down.

    and she'd start crying and be like noooo

    and i would stop and be like "shit, are you okay?"

    and she's like "no it's cool keep going i just do that when i get into it"

    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    i'm not being part of the fucked up realization of how you were molested as a child.

    i got dressed and left and never talked to her again

    it made me sick. it made me feel like i participated in something horrible when i did nothing wrong.

    Pony on
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    omgboomlolomgboomlol __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.
    Oh, and for the record, here is an experiment if you would like to replicate how it felt the next day, but don't have anyone available to fuck 11 times in one day.

    1. Take a sock, and fill it up with fine gravel.
    2. Insert cock in sock.
    3. Have a friend back over your gravel-socked cock 10 to 15 times.

    That about approximates it.
    The next day for me it was kinda tender and sore around the base. And yeah, it was pretty painful.

    Lube properly if you're going to have a bunch of sex, guys.

    omgboomlol on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.

    i did nine, once

    the last go she was going crazy and i wasn't feeling shit, it was like we passed each other going opposite directions on the highway :(

    mrpaku on
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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I just reinstalled Fallout 2

    wooo

    My Friday will be spent playing (with) Fallout('s asshole)

    Homeless on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    Okay, aside from the daddy part.... that kinda got me some chub.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hooray it is Firday

    everytime i see you i remember your sigav.
    maybe i'll do that now.
    after i shower.
    so not now.

    mully on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm looking at all these games I have, and I'm like fuck, I have a lot of games.

    Moriveth on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    also

    rape fantasies

    no

    maybe it's the whole being a rape victim myself thing but rape fantasies are definitely a no go.

    there was a gal i was with in 12th grade, she liked it when i'd fuck her from behind over the side of the bed and hold her wrists down.

    and she'd start crying and be like noooo

    and i would stop and be like "shit, are you okay?"

    and she's like "no it's cool keep going i just do that when i get into it"

    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    i'm not being part of the fucked up realization of how you were molested as a child.

    i got dressed and left and never talked to her again

    it made me sick. it made me feel like i participated in something horrible when i did nothing wrong.

    ohno.gif

    Rankenphile on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    omgboomlol wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    omgboomlol wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    i have to keep going

    stupid sense of pride

    i've injured myself through it pretty badly before
    I've had sex eleven times in one day until started feeling a burning.

    Then I had to stop.
    I did this once while backwooding with a girlfriend. I was 19.

    Never again.
    Oh, and for the record, here is an experiment if you would like to replicate how it felt the next day, but don't have anyone available to fuck 11 times in one day.

    1. Take a sock, and fill it up with fine gravel.
    2. Insert cock in sock.
    3. Have a friend back over your gravel-socked cock 10 to 15 times.

    That about approximates it.
    The next day for me it was kinda tender and sore around the base. And yeah, it was pretty painful.

    Lube properly if you're going to have a bunch of sex, guys.
    I would've, for the record, had I thought to bring some in my pack.

    Also, the lack of anything more developed than sponging off in the creek probably helped.

    naporeon on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    I just reinstalled Fallout 2

    wooo

    My Friday will be spent playing (with) Fallout('s asshole)

    I installed Fallout 1. It is the first Fallout game I am playing.

    It is Hell of hard.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    Okay, aside from the daddy part.... that kinda got me some chub.
    Seriously, that would be so fucking hot if she just didn't say daddy. Fuuuuuuck. Yeah Pony, you run as fast as you can from that fucked up shit.

    Druhim on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    Okay, aside from the daddy part.... that kinda got me some chub.

    see, i can't get with that.

    i just can't

    it's probably the whole being raped thing i just find rape impossible to find sexy

    i get turned off completely if the person doesn't even sound like they are enjoying it and they have a face like it's painful

    this is why i hate japanese porn.

    Pony on
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    edited January 2007
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well, I wish I could stay to see the end of this thread, but hey, it's Friday.

    Later, folks.

    naporeon on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bogey wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Oh wow. Quoting myself....
    naporeon wrote:
    Confession:

    I am beginning to compile a playlist of songs that make me think of various forumers I don't despise when I hear them. So far, Darth's is my favorite.
    Steve Perry just came on someone's radio.

    How had this not occurred to me before?
    Oh come on, that's so obvious!

    The only thing I know about Steve Perry is that he sang that "Oh, Sherrie" song and I don't wanna be like, 'dude are you talking about me' but dude are you talking about me?

    Also, fuck, stuck in my head.

    Sheri on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh

    Moriveth on
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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My ex liked me to choke her and slap her. Just didnt feel right, she'd always want me to do it harder.

    Filler Inc. on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Oh wow. Quoting myself....
    naporeon wrote:
    Confession:

    I am beginning to compile a playlist of songs that make me think of various forumers I don't despise when I hear them. So far, Darth's is my favorite.
    Steve Perry just came on someone's radio.

    How had this not occurred to me before?
    Oh come on, that's so obvious!

    The only thing I know about Steve Perry is that he sang that "Oh, Sherrie" song and I don't wanna be like, 'dude are you talking about me' but dude are you talking about me?

    Also, fuck, stuck in my head.
    Check the lyrics that he keeps posting later on.

    Bogey on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh

    they sound like cats being stepped on!

    and it's not a japanese woman thing, i've fucked a japanese woman and she made the same sex sounds most women make

    it's a japanese porn thing and it's fucked up.

    it's like japanese dudes who jerk it to this stuff don't like the idea that their women enjoy sex.

    Pony on
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    naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Oh wow. Quoting myself....
    naporeon wrote:
    Confession:

    I am beginning to compile a playlist of songs that make me think of various forumers I don't despise when I hear them. So far, Darth's is my favorite.
    Steve Perry just came on someone's radio.

    How had this not occurred to me before?
    Oh come on, that's so obvious!

    The only thing I know about Steve Perry is that he sang that "Oh, Sherrie" song and I don't wanna be like, 'dude are you talking about me' but dude are you talking about me?

    Also, fuck, stuck in my head.
    This would be a logical assumption, had I not included the "forumers I don't despise" bit. Oh snap.

    Actually, read through the next couple pages after that. See what Darth and I start doing.

    naporeon on
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