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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    horrible story

    this isn't quite on par with yours at all, but it made me think of it

    the girl i had sex with in the car, i'd just met that night

    her friend had said she was interested in me and next thing i know this strange but attractive girl is up on my fucking lap tonguing my ear while i'm trying to talk to people

    so we go out to my car parked in front, have awesome sex twice, and come back in

    i grab a beer, go back to the party and chill with some people when i hear a commotion in the other room and the girl i just had sex with is on the floor crying while the owner of the house is holding her and glaring at me

    and i was thinking, oh shit she is not gonna scream rape when she was practically going down on me before i got to the car

    and then the friend who said she was interested comes up and tells me that she'd just cheated on her boyfriend of four years with me

    she'd heard he was about to propose and had never experienced any anything with another guy, and had picked me that night to cheat on him

    i felt dirty and horribly used and really felt just awful for what i'd unknowingly done to some poor dude

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    edited January 2007
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I don't know if I'm turned on right now if it's just the Mountain Dew I had earlier.




    Hey, you guys wanna stream some music later? That's sounding like fun tonight.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh

    and then

    what the hell?

    eels coming out of everywhere

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh
    eelgirl

    D:

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    Okay, aside from the daddy part.... that kinda got me some chub.

    see, i can't get with that.

    i just can't

    it's probably the whole being raped thing i just find rape impossible to find sexy

    i get turned off completely if the person doesn't even sound like they are enjoying it and they have a face like it's painful

    this is why i hate japanese porn.

    That was intially my reaction as well. I spent a good amount of time trying to get to why she wanted to have these kinds of encounters, and it wasn't because she had been raped or anything of the sort. She simply couldn't think of any way to completely loose all control and "give herself" to someone that was more then rape. She wanted to feel that kind of loss of control and violation.

    Like I said it took a lot of effort to get over the intial "this is wrong".

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    horrible story

    this isn't quite on par with yours at all, but it made me think of it

    the girl i had sex with in the car, i'd just met that night

    her friend had said she was interested in me and next thing i know this strange but attractive girl is up on my fucking lap tonguing my ear while i'm trying to talk to people

    so we go out to my car parked in front, have awesome sex twice, and come back in

    i grab a beer, go back to the party and chill with some people when i hear a commotion in the other room and the girl i just had sex with is on the floor crying while the owner of the house is holding her and glaring at me

    and i was thinking, oh shit she is not gonna scream rape when she was practically going down on me before i got to the car

    and then the friend who said she was interested comes up and tells me that she'd just cheated on her boyfriend of four years with me

    she'd heard he was about to propose and had never experienced any anything with another guy, and had picked me that night to cheat on him

    i felt dirty and horribly used and really felt just awful for what i'd unknowingly done to some poor dude

    oh christ

    i've been the tool in vengeance sex, totally unknowingly usually (once knowingly but he was a douche) and man it is not a good feeling, especially if the guy seems proper standish.

    you just feel like such a colossal douche and you didn't do anything wrong.

    Pony on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    Hello, Bogey how are you
    Good, thanks. Just waiting for work to be over and the weekend to start.

    How's it going?

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    It is pretty cold.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh
    eelgirl

    D:

    I haven't seen it and oh christ I never want to

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    women

    crazy broads

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    also

    rape fantasies

    no

    maybe it's the whole being a rape victim myself thing but rape fantasies are definitely a no go.

    there was a gal i was with in 12th grade, she liked it when i'd fuck her from behind over the side of the bed and hold her wrists down.

    and she'd start crying and be like noooo

    and i would stop and be like "shit, are you okay?"

    and she's like "no it's cool keep going i just do that when i get into it"

    and i'm confused and nervous but i sort of keep doing it because man she is hot

    so she keeps going noooo nooo daddy noooo

    hold up

    no

    this ends

    i'm not being part of the fucked up realization of how you were molested as a child.

    i got dressed and left and never talked to her again

    it made me sick. it made me feel like i participated in something horrible when i did nothing wrong.

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    For serious. I got to the "Daddy no" part and I did a D: in real life.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    you just feel like such a colossal douche and you didn't do anything wrong.

    i still sort of feel bad :(

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

    i told some fucked up stories i was kind of uncomfortable posting and many times as writing them considered not posting them

    truly in the spirit of this thread.

    Pony on
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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Japanese porn is wonderful and odd.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

    i told some fucked up stories i was kind of uncomfortable posting and many times as writing them considered not posting them

    truly in the spirit of this thread.

    Fuck

    Do I need to go back and read everything I missed, Pony?

    Cuz I gotta go to dinner here soon.

    Sheri on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Japanese porn is wonderful and odd.

    Mostly odd.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

    i told some fucked up stories i was kind of uncomfortable posting and many times as writing them considered not posting them

    truly in the spirit of this thread.

    Fuck

    Do I need to go back and read everything I missed, Pony?

    Cuz I gotta go to dinner here soon.

    Yes you do. You'll be tested on it.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh
    eelgirl

    D:

    I haven't seen it and oh christ I never want to
    This is the correct response. It would devour your soul.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i have never seen japanese porn i have found sexy

    not ever

    with the singular exceptio of pin-up stuff, which is just a hot chick being nude or partially nude and sexy.

    i am okay with that

    but their movies?

    no

    god no

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

    i told some fucked up stories i was kind of uncomfortable posting and many times as writing them considered not posting them

    truly in the spirit of this thread.

    Pony, your stories are rad and totally relatable. If relatable is even a word.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've saw a japanese porno in which this girl is legitamitly raped by like 10 people. If can't be acting, she looks too distressed and is forcably held down.

    Its too distubing, It was professionally down, this wasn't some amateur gangbang or something, it was a funded porno in which this poor lady gets raped.

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    omgboomlolomgboomlol __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Japanese porn is wonderful and odd.

    Mostly odd.
    I saw one with two asain chicks spooning that was pretty hot.

    omgboomlol on
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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh

    they sound like cats being stepped on!

    and it's not a japanese woman thing, i've fucked a japanese woman and she made the same sex sounds most women make

    it's a japanese porn thing and it's fucked up.

    it's like japanese dudes who jerk it to this stuff don't like the idea that their women enjoy sex.

    Real reason?

    It makes it seem like they are in pain.

    From the man's giant, throbbing salami stick. That was a metaphor.

    Or, more controversially, it makes them sound *ahem* younger. Yes, in the sick way.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Japanese porn is wonderful and odd.

    Mostly odd.

    The first (and only) japanese porn I've seen was about this one chick who got milk injected into her ass, and then she ran around in public farting milk... and then she got fucked by some dudes in a van

    So...

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

    i told some fucked up stories i was kind of uncomfortable posting and many times as writing them considered not posting them

    truly in the spirit of this thread.

    Fuck

    Do I need to go back and read everything I missed, Pony?

    Cuz I gotta go to dinner here soon.

    Yes you do. You'll be tested on it.

    Damnit, won't the whole 'skipping to the end and reading cliffnotes' thing work here, too?

    Sheri on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    I totally should have read the last few pages before posting.

    :shock:

    i told some fucked up stories i was kind of uncomfortable posting and many times as writing them considered not posting them

    truly in the spirit of this thread.

    Fuck

    Do I need to go back and read everything I missed, Pony?

    Cuz I gotta go to dinner here soon.

    Yes you do. You'll be tested on it.
    And if you fail you get banned.

    Druhim on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    I've saw a japanese porno in which this girl is legitamitly raped by like 10 people. If can't be acting, she looks too distressed and is forcably held down.

    Its too distubing, It was professionally down, this wasn't some amateur gangbang or something, it was a funded porno in which this poor lady gets raped.

    :|

    Tossrock on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    omgboomlol wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Japanese porn is wonderful and odd.

    Mostly odd.
    I saw one with two asain chicks spooning that was pretty hot.

    hard to go wrong with lesbians

    normal lesbians

    mrpaku on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    gazamc wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    gazamc wrote:
    Exactly. Oh those brusies, well we were just making love and.. you know how it goes!
    Man its just a bit fucking weird. I enjoy being dominant and getting to be a dick in the sack, but man, straight up punching her in the back of the head and junk. Speaking of, I regularly let her hurt me, I dont get hells of pleasure out of it as such, but it was pretty cool that she did.

    I originally thought I was just really dominant but I guess I could be a switch, not super comfortable with that though

    i am not really masochistic though (real men enjoy causing pain in others)
    Peter Ebel wrote:
    I love rough sex and insane fantasies (most involving some wierd Viking Berserker type thing), but sometimes it's great to just do her Defender style with the lights off while telling her you that you love her.

    Yeah dude see I wanted to do that with the punchy girl too but she wasn't down for that. Of all things.

    (she was cheating on me)

    haha. ho man. I think we have been dating the same chicks. The first one I was boning while she was dating a guy, who she was cheating on her husband with. So I was fucking two guys over. Then she cheated on me. karma sucks.

    see i kind of jumped into things with this chick because the first night we hung out together, her ex-husband found us, threatened to kill her and then himself, then i called the cops and he started running from the cops and they played cat and mouse for a while and he slashed his wrists in front of us

    we sort of bonded during the experience

    or i thought we did

    i was the 21st guy she had fucked (she also had sex with like nine or ten girls)

    the numbers have gone up since then, I'm sure

    so the lesson i learned is that if you tell someone you love them they will go out of their way to make you regret it

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The whole japanese sex industry is weird. There're are videos of guys beatin it, then before they climax, they run outside and spurt all over the first passer by they come across. And no one seems to care.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J3p wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    Yeah, Japanese porn is pretty creepy.

    The women are all like eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh

    they sound like cats being stepped on!

    and it's not a japanese woman thing, i've fucked a japanese woman and she made the same sex sounds most women make

    it's a japanese porn thing and it's fucked up.

    it's like japanese dudes who jerk it to this stuff don't like the idea that their women enjoy sex.

    Real reason?

    It makes it seem like they are in pain.

    From the man's giant, throbbing salami stick. That was a metaphor.

    Or, more controversially, it makes them sound *ahem* younger. Yes, in the sick way.

    THAT IS IN NO WAY LESS FUCKED UP

    also

    man there are japanese dudes with decent sized dongs

    i have seen it

    so why in japanese porn are the dudes mostly micropenised and slightly flaccid?

    i mean christ a japanese dude with a good sized hum dinger should be able to just dominate their porn industry.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I just don't get how that can be considered mainstream, you know? Go to a japanese porno place, and behind the curtain, you've got missionary. Up front? Unicorns with tentacles fucking a chick with cat ears.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    Finis

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Peter Ebel wrote:
    Manifest, why do you even post here?

    Awwwwww did the baby get upset?

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Bogey wrote:
    Finis

    Damnit Bogey I was posting there.

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