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Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "TF2", by Lord Jezo

MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
edited November 2008 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
MrDelish has reported a post.

Reason:
corn porn!
Forum: Games and Technology
Post: TF2
Posted by: Lord Jezo


Original Content:
I'd get on because my wife went to bed and I am sitting here bored and sober staring at the monitor doing nothing, but, I am currently using all my bandwidth to download a documentary on corn from Netflix.

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MrDelish on

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    horrendous

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i did rather enjoy the mental image

    i'll bump it up to 2 stars

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you can't download movies from Netflix

    I don't know what this guy was doing

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    I'd just be casting kernels before swine anyway

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    you can't download movies from Netflix

    I don't know what this guy was doing

    Streaming movies?

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw, are you a stalker by any chance?

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Nah, too much work

    I spend most of my time as high as an elephant's eye

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    you can't download movies from Netflix

    I don't know what this guy was doing

    Streaming movies?

    that is a possibility

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    I'd just be casting kernels before swine anyway

    It deserves little more than a rye smile.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Didnt we do four pages of corn-based jokes in gnt before?

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I find this post to be amaizeing

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
    ButlerTaranis
  • that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    geebs I don't think you have that kind of power

  • don't think your kristen bell avatar gives you the right to sass me

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    well what rights does it give me then

  • it gives you the right to be a robot who just does what society tells him to do

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    that doesn't sound like a right at all!

  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    Is this an "ear of corn" joke, because that's pretty funny.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    Is this an "ear of corn" joke, because that's pretty funny.

    I really don't think this is awesome at all. Not even a-maize-ing.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    Is this an "ear of corn" joke, because that's pretty funny.

    I really don't think this is awesome at all. Not even a-maize-ing.

    God damn it I already did a maize joke

    And you people have done that same exact joke twice now

    Italics

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    Is this an "ear of corn" joke, because that's pretty funny.

    I really don't think this is awesome at all. Not even a-maize-ing.

    God damn it I already did a maize joke

    And you people have done that same exact joke twice now

    Italics

    yeah but, your maize joke made little sense. also, you already explained why it should be funny, thus robbing it of the funny. all I did was some horrid word-play.

    You could say, that I take topics and pun with them.

  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I thought it was sorta funny

    But it's not awesome

    Now a crack about him being into corn fetishes because the internet is only for porn, or that it's actually called maize, that would be have been funny

    I'm going to go for the obvious and say that those were corny.

    No no

    Maizey

    I'm not eve going to lend an ear to anything you have to say anymore.

    Is this an "ear of corn" joke, because that's pretty funny.

    I really don't think this is awesome at all. Not even a-maize-ing.

    God damn it I already did a maize joke

    And you people have done that same exact joke twice now

    Italics

    I agree with this. Repeating jokes is just corny.

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Geebs, I want to thank you for the new sig :D

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
    cB557
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited November 2008
    It is aMAIZEing that you guys keep repeating such CORNY jokes

    LOL
    LOOOL
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Randall has no appreciation for metahumor. :(

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