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[Miniphalla] Ye Olde Fox & Phalla - RESULT - UNDERAGE VICTORY, FOX CLOSED FOREVER
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Ye Olde Fox & Phalla
Ah, England. Comfortable, green, luscious England.
The England of Shakespeare, of Churchill, of James Bond and Bridget Jones. And most of all, the England of the ‘Village Pub’.
Welcome to the Fox & Phalla, a warm cosy pub next to the cricket field in a lovely little stereotypical English village. Standing for generations, passed down from father to son, the Fox & Phalla has been the drinking establishment of choice for the local residents for centuries – but now a dark shadow has been cast over the pub.
The village is slowly turning into a commuter town – obnoxious city workers and their spoiled-brat children are moving into the village in their droves, changing the old ways. These city-types spend all week at work, neglecting their horrid little offspring – and so their horrid little offspring are invading the Fox & Phalla. Every night another underage drinker seems to be exposed – but there are more – lots more.
The owner, Scrumpy Jack and his chirpy wife Scrumpy Jill, are at the end of their tether – they’ve called in local policeman Davey McJim to find, and remove, the underage drinkers, by any means.
Also, taking matters into their own hands – every night the regular patrons of the Fox & Phalla have decided to vote for one of their number to be barred from the pub forever, to get rid of the scourge threatening their valuable drinking time and slow descent into depression.
Can the drunken, lonely fools of the Fox & Phalla defeat the wily, underage drinkers from the city?
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This is a MiniPhalla. It's sort of like a Phalla only on a smaller scale.
All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead.
Each night, all players will vote for the Regular who should be barred. Please make your votes in Bold Red. Retractions are mandatory and should be made in Bold Lime. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange. Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever you want with any PM you receive from another player.
Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.
I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.
This game will start on Tuesday, November 11th, meaning Day 1 will end on Wednesday. Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5).
Interested players should !SIGN UP. Roles will be randomly assigned.
1. Orange Soda - villager, voted off
2. Doxa - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
3. Arasaki
4. The Dagon - a villager - framed by an underage drinker
5. VThornheart - Bob, the Fake ID guy, an underage drinker, voted out thanks to Scrumpy Jack overturning the vote
6. Mr Defecation
7. Monkeyfeet
8. Jester 313 - villager, voted off
9. El Skid - an underage drinker, framed by an underage drinker
10. BobCesca - Scrumpy Jill, framed by an underage drinker
11. bwanie
12. weatheredclown - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
13. Wildcat - villager, framed by an underage drinker
14. Gumpy - a sports fan, framed by an underage drinker
15. Ryadic - a villager, framed by an underage drinker
16. MundaneSoul - a villager - killed in a fit of rage and despondency
17. The_Reflection - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
18. abotkin
19. minigunwielder
20. warban - a sports fan, framed by an underage drinker
21. sportzboytjw - villager, voted off
22. Maximus - villager, killed in a fit of rage and despondency
23. Mad Jazz - a villager - framed by an underage drinker
24. Rend
25. Kime
26. Thetheroo - villager, voted off
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The villager win condition is to get rid of all the underage drinkers in the Fox & Phalla.
Any win conditions in a role pm supercede the villager win condition.
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you did it wrong OS
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Time to butcher another stereotype, isn't it?
What's all this then?
PSN : TheDagon
Pretty much every game ever : TheDagon
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Steam
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If I fail all my classes I blame you
Maybe we can just take this one nice and casual.
It does, however, have a fine range of home-brewed ales, fermented slowly in Scrumpy Jack's tin bath in his outhouse.
Do they do lock-ins
The pub stays open until Scrumpy Jack himself passes out.
The problem is, though, that the police are starting to pay more attention now, because of all the underage drinking. If you want to preserve this way of life, sign up, and rid us of all the kids.
Our roleplaying, however, will no doubt be stereotypical and hilarious. But that's the way it ought to be.
Granted, I once was in three games while running one, but I don't really want to repeat the experience.
Man, I have no idea why my wife watches that stuff
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Have you ever been to a real village pub, El Skid?
*Googles*
That is a third vision of hell.
El Skid, you are not welcome here, you may get your homosexual cooties on our glsasaes
I live in Canada, in a big city, and I don't drink.
So...no. :P
Edit: I'm in trouble, aren't I?
One story, actually.
The very start of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
So, based on that, I'm ready to go!
I call Ford Prefect!
Yeah!
you saw nothing!
First, we haven't started yet.
Second, this is Britain we're talking about. You've had your share of fops and dandies through the centuries, if you catch my drift. :winky:
this may be too many phallas to do at once..
but..
!sign up
Man sure feels British around here
Micro can you turn this into a drinking game?
Like every time VT uses a smiley face we take a shot
I bet there's even the obligatory old guy and his dog.
Bliss!