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Nocturne
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This is a failure because I'm at work right now and this blocks any access to most other sites.
Here is where a youtube of the chitty chitty bang bang song would go.
Someone feel free to give me a link that I can add to this OP.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN.
But this shit was awesome.
Here is where a youtube of the chitty chitty bang bang song would go.
Someone feel free to give me a link that I can add to this OP.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO WIN.
But this shit was awesome.
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Though I do like my intermediate chat better.
Funny name, but jesus that video was eye rape.
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This is like when my girlfriend revealed to her mother that she was bisexual, and her mother replied, "Then why would you want to marry Keenan?"
What do you mean, "if you could shoot people, why would you play Mirror's Edge?"
I imagine I'd do it for the exploration gameplay! This is not an excuse for the gunplay to suck. Do not give excuses for lazy designers! Besides that, even if gunplay was awesome, would that take away from good parkour elements? No!
Also, Cardboard Tube's Gandalf av should really be holding a cardboard tube, instead of Gandalf's staff.
Well thank god they implemented a gameplay element, and then fucked it over royally. How top notch of them.
Solid A++ would play again.
It would be better than poorly implemented guns.
Yes.
Sign a pre-nup, James.
So it's lazy for them to implement gunplay but not do it perfectly, but it's not lazy for them to just leave them out entirely?
Because Keenan is a good person?
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'Cause marriage has tax benefits, but Florida just banned gay marriages, gay civil unions, gay friendships and everything else. So she's stuck.
If you design a game that includes one poorly implemented dynamic, its retarded to claim that was your intention. "Man the shooting in gta sucks." "It's a driving game!"
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How good of a person would it take for you to give that up? Exactly. And I don't think JamesKeenan is Jesus squared.
Isn't their a law saying basically if you're married in another state, your state has to recognize it. Didn't the wording of prop 2 go against that law?
There is a law saying that your state doesn't have to recognize gay marriage in another state.
Look than, what makes you think any girl that Keenan would stick his love sausage into could get any kind of hot lesbian sex?
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Well, I dunno it's crazy but maybe the intent is more "we didn't make it a priority."
I mean, the parkour in Fallout 3 is balls terrible but I think the excuse that it was not something they spent a ton of time on makes sense.
No, because they speak to entirely different motives.
For them to have consciously left the guns out of the game, it would be about creating a game with that in mind. Yeah.
But including the guns, consciously, but half-assing it, speaks differently of their motives and actions. They provide the choice, but gimp it.
It's not that guns are ineffective. It's not that they're gimped. It's that they opinion is that they play badly. There's a major difference.
I hardly recognize other states as it is.
Geography was never my strong suit.
My strong suit was my metal tuxedo!
They haven't banned threesomes involving gerbils and strategically placed celery sticks, so there is that.
This is gold.
Except this isn't "They couldn't make the shooting better because it wasn't their main focus." It's "They deliberately limited the shooting to give the gameplay a certain style."
See, I know you're kidding, but I'm going to make a point out of it.
Complaining about bad parkour in Fallout 3 is silly. There is no parkour. It wasn't a background initiative. It's not in at all.
If they did implement it, and advertised it, and then it sucked? It was buggy as hell. You constantly clipped through the walls. Buggy ledges, falling through worlds, overall bad implementation.
You would be retarded to say, "But parkour is not the focus!"
That hurts my head.
Man I need to start using that excuse.
Sorry boss I deliberately limited my job performance because it wasn't my focus today.
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oh boy
you get to lick a vagina
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted — nevermore!
scissoring is always an option.
The gunplay in Fallout 3 is bad
The movement is bad.
The gunplay is bad partially because VATS is designed to be used often, not simply as a last resort. And frankly, it's not a shooter, it's an open-ended RPG. The enemies are stupid, and you're not going to run into a lot of situations where a crack shot is necessary.
The movement is bad because well, fuck it, you're just supposed to be able to walk. I'd like to be able to hop up ledges. I'd like to be able to climb or run faster than 2 miles a day, but hey it was not anywhere near the central focus of the gameplay.
So. I am just saying that when a person spends shorter amounts of time on the less important aspects of a project I do not take offense.
I like you, JK, but I think you'd have to be so fucking stupid to think you were going to get good gunplay out of Mirror's Edge. I mean I didn't even know guns were in the game at all until I played the demo. And then 80% of the demo is basically constructed around telling you "hey, you should run" and "sticking around to shoot people is fucking dumb you fucking dumb dumbfuck."
So really, I think any complaints about Mirror's Edge's gameplay are completely baseless. If you were required to duke it out with 120 guards at the end of the game with guns or something, that's one thing. But I'm assuming that's not the case here. So, being a mere "option" without forcing you to putz around with the gunplay, there is no valid complaint.
Lick it? Pfft.
You outright bury your face in it. Rawrblgblrblgblrbgblrlgblrblrbglbrglrblrbglrlbrg