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If SE++ Was A Classy Restaurant...

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    internet.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you lookin' in a mirror?

    Hmmm?

    Oh, no I was talking about your mom sucking new recipes out of me.

    She's pretty hungry.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Do the recipes say at all what kind of diet the person the semen is acquired from should be on?

    Because I hear vegetarians have better tasting semen than other dudes, and that like eating certain fruits will make it taste better and stuff.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you lookin' in a mirror?

    Hmmm?

    Oh, no I was talking about your mom sucking new recipes out of me.

    She's pretty hungry.

    touche texan

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    you lookin' in a mirror?

    Hmmm?

    Oh, no I was talking about your mom sucking new recipes out of me.

    She's pretty hungry.

    She wanted some spotted dick and custard, eh?

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bill Burroughs would delight in this book.

    He would probably write the intro.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    internet.

    No, the internet makes me go, huh, internet.

    This is the first in a long time that has caused me to recoil in fear and disgust

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    so would vegans not be able to eat any of this stuff

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Do the recipes say at all what kind of diet the person the semen is acquired from should be on?

    Because I hear vegetarians have better tasting semen than other dudes, and that like eating certain fruits will make it taste better and stuff.

    For desserts several boxes of Altoids is recommended.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I didn't make it any further than the title of the book before I burst out laughing

    Now the reality of what it is about is crashing down on me and I feel a little sick

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Do the recipes say at all what kind of diet the person the semen is acquired from should be on?

    Because I hear vegetarians have better tasting semen than other dudes, and that like eating certain fruits will make it taste better and stuff.

    farms full of corn fed males producing jism for the masses.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    touche texan

    You can't see it, but I just tipped my hat; take my word for it, it was very courteous.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    touche texan

    You can't see it, but I just tipped my hat; take my word for it, it was very courteous.

    And then you went off to go drag a gay black kid from behind your pickup truck.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    touche texan

    You can't see it, but I just tipped my hat; take my word for it, it was very courteous.

    And then you went off to go drag a gay black kid from behind your pickup truck.

    WOW! It's like you're in the room!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Cum is the next artificial sweetener.

    The new Diet Pepsi: It's got spunk!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Booooooooo, Butters.

    Booooooooooooooo.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just looked at pictures of the preview dishes.

    You have ruined oysters for me.

    Congratulations

    dick

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    oysters look and feel like snot

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oysters look and feel like snot

    My roommate swears that she loves prairie oysters; every time she says it, I laugh and then I die a little.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oysters look and feel like snot

    So does sperm but that's never stopped you from lap lap lap lapping it up.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oysters look and feel like snot

    what are your feelings on snapper?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man I beat this so hard in the Satan's thread

    and my intro joke was better.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Snapper can be red.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

    I'm going with the "skin" thing being worse.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    OK time to do odds on how many people get this book from their secret satan.
    oh god
    I'm now even more relieved I didn't do SS this year

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

    I'm going with the "skin" thing being worse.
    yeah, absolutely agree

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

    I'm going with the "skin" thing being worse.

    One is trying to help mankind through sustainability.

    The other is trying to make mankind into chairs.

    I think I'll go with the skin thing, too.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    OK time to do odds on how many people get this book from their secret satan.
    oh god
    I'm now even more relieved I didn't do SS this year

    Guess what you're still getting from me?

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    maybe the lady used skin from really really fat people who got the gastric bypass thingie. i'm all for making fatties disappear.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

    I'm going with the "skin" thing being worse.
    yeah, absolutely agree

    And I win again!

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

    I'm going with the "skin" thing being worse.
    yeah, absolutely agree

    Yeah uh

    That's totally worse dude

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    maybe the lady used skin from really really fat people who got the gastric bypass thingie.

    vomit.jpg

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    maybe the lady used skin from really really fat people who got the gastric bypass thingie. i'm all for making fatties disappear.

    Well, fatties disappearing is kind of a public service thing. If you turn a profit off of it? Yeah, kind of an exploitation thing. Plus, you also take jobs away from American skin upholsters when that shit gets exported to Kuala Laumpur.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is worse, this or that woman who made her furniture out of human skin.

    I'm going with the "skin" thing being worse.
    yeah, absolutely agree

    Yeah uh

    That's totally worse dude

    yeah I guess so, but human skin lamps aren't going to make me never want a lamp again. Unlike some of these foods.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be about olive garden

    ahahahahhaha
    <3

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    monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    God, one of my friends made the Beef Stroganoff the other night.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    look, we all know the taste of manjuice, either on purpose or by accident. whats all this about being grossed out?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    monsterror wrote: »
    God, one of my friends made the Beef Stroganoff the other night.

    Okay, that was fucking weak.

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