While I was living in Oregon, working at McMenamin's, we used to joke about Stroganoff in a Cup and how we had an extra 8th Pan of love in the walk-in.
I feel like I need to flip a calendar back to 0 and start again until the NEXT time the internet manages, after all this time, to render me completely speechless.
HARDWARE: One silicon vagina. One tupperware container with snazzy lid, and a towel.
SOFTWARE: You're going to need a bottle of your favorite lubricant (Alton brown goes on about his preferences), and [the rest of the ingredients of the recipe.]
oh man, I used to work at Walmart in the dairy section, which means i stocked juice, too. I had this dude come up to me and straight up ask me if 'pineapple juice make your nut taste good.' I said that yes, that is the rumor although I could not personally confirm it.
He called his woman up and told her he was buying some.
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Do you suppose it's similar to egg whites in this respect?
pretty fantastic i think.
Unwrapped.
muffin method or biscuit method?
I'm imagining it'd be pretty similar to normal flan.
but maybe a bit nutty
SOFTWARE: You're going to need a bottle of your favorite lubricant (Alton brown goes on about his preferences), and [the rest of the ingredients of the recipe.]
"That'll be a few extra minutes on your creamy ranch, madam."
The undocumented workers at the Olive Garden restroom can finally put their services to use and go legit.
Man, he'd find something else to use instead of a unitasker like that. Perhaps some kind of frosting squeeze tube thingy.
I think you mean sodium substitute.
Or he'd use it to make cheese logs, or some insane thing.
I just make the sauces, kid.
Depends on how much pineapple you eat.
That is a myth.
Hey a hand job is still a job, man.
Well it all depends on how backed up it gets.
the comments on that site are great.
"this is a fucking retard train headed into fuck you station"
then I am not looking
He called his woman up and told her he was buying some.
i don't think it would have been improved with semen
a cook-book that I can't actually cook a single thing in
I'm sure you could be very persuasive in acquiring some semen
but if I'm cooking with it, I'd rather use my own batter is all I'm saying
my heart. it's broken
i'll even eat whatever you want before the uhhh, milking process, so it has whatever flavour you want