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PAX 2071! (A Shadowrun Phalla) GAME OVER. Runners win!
You have gained access to agent Deckard's private file
"HAH! This is too easy. Let's see what this guy has in his mailbox."
*pzzt* Hey, get off your ass, I think I hear a guard coming*pzzt*
"You can handle it. I just need a few more...Got it! Looks like he's got a message. I think this might be the file we were supposed to pick up. Let's see what it is first."
Greetings! If you are reading this then that means my employer has found you worthy of our interest. As you know, The Penny Arcade Expo is starting soon. PAX 2071 will be one of the most profitable occasions this quarter, as well as hopefully restoring our company image in the area. We would like to protect our investment in this event. We will present to you a significant bonus if you can clean up the streets of Seattle to our liking. Any personnel you enlist to assist you in this matter will be rewarded as well.Please do not hesitate to use any means available to you. We will discuss the fine points of this arrangement later. I have left a Black IC encoded in this message, just in case a hacker gets his hands on it. We couldn't afford them having the heads up to this, now could we?