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Music makes kids gay!

TuomaTuoma Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
http://www.lovegodsway.org/SafeBands

So, a little crazy fanatics group called Love God's Way have put up a little guide on their site wich lists "Gay bands" that might make your kids gay. I don't do this to start bashing people for being christians because that doesn't make you crazy, however, these people are.

What where your favourite listings?
I like the Elton John, of course marked with (Really Gay) and Marilyn Manson (Dark Gay). Then theres is a bunch of artists that seems to promote heterosexuallity in it's most primal form like Jay-Z (Girls, Girls, Girls)
Also, what the hell is Bjork doing there? Is she dangerous now too?

Also, Cyndi Lauper, safe? Come on...
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  • ResonantResonant Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This has to be a joke.

    C'mon. They have rappers listed as gay. Rappers that talk about degrading sexual acts with females.

    It is quite hilarious, though.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I..

    but...


    .. what?


    Seriously, I can't identify any common factor in their list of "gay bands."

    I'm going to see if this is a spoof.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Manson is "Dark Gay"

    And Morissey is questionable.

    Also, I do agree that the Rappers protest too much.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hmm...

    This claims to be the website of one Donnie Davies, a "reformed homosexual" who writes music so obviously self-hating that he has to be a spoof.


    His Wikipedia article was deleted on the basis that no-one can prove he exists.

    His personal website has nothing older than Nov. '06

    Further research confirms that he is in fact Dallas actor Joel Ogelsby

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  • TuomaTuoma Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Haha then i guess we can delete this, no fun if it aint for real... Like godhatessweden.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Some of these are obvious...I mean, Jill Sobule and Melissa Ethridge and Elton John, duh...but Lisa Loeb? She's fricking HOT! She couldn't make me gay because I'd want to get it on with her, while she's wearing those glasses from the "Stay" video.

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  • JeedanJeedan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've seen this site on other forums and I have this to say.

    Search for the linked music video, fucking search for it now.

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  • FellhandFellhand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't believe Lisa Loeb is on there.
    I think she's kind of hot.

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  • SumalethSumaleth Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jeedan wrote:
    I've seen this site on other forums and I have this to say.

    Search for the linked music video, fucking search for it now.

    last time i checked, it was banned from youtube and myspace.

    this makes me extremely angry.

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  • Mullitt The WiseMullitt The Wise Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Haha, they listed Sufjan Stevens as gay, and he's a Christian.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Phew, for a minute there I thought I'd have to give up music too! I already got rid of soy, what more do people want from me!?

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Eminem??

    My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
    I'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
    or a homo-sex, hermaph, or a trans-a-vest
    pants or dress, hate fags? the answer's yes

    That Eminem?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Eminem??

    My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
    I'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
    or a homo-sex, hermaph, or a trans-a-vest
    pants or dress, hate fags? the answer's yes

    That Eminem?

    He definitely protests too much.

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  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Eminem??

    My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
    I'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez
    or a homo-sex, hermaph, or a trans-a-vest
    pants or dress, hate fags? the answer's yes

    That Eminem?

    Actually it's Eminmen....

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm surprised they didn't list t.A.T.u.

    Then again, I guess they're not quite as big on that side of the Atlantic.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    reVerse wrote:
    I'm surprised they didn't list t.A.T.u.

    Then again, I guess they're not quite as big on that side of the Atlantic.

    Even gay bashing fundies like some hot lesbian action now and then

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What doesn't make kids gay these days?

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    moniker wrote:
    What doesn't make kids gay these days?

    a little innocent man love from thier parish priest?

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  • DraXXXenDraXXXen Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    a little innocent man love from thier parish priest?

    It puts the fear in them (literally).
    No better way to keep them straight then to give em horrible unsexy gay sex at an early age, that'll kill any urge to experiment later on in life.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2007
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