MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.
After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
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Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.
After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
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MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.
After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
Does not compute.
Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.
Better?
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Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.
After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
Does not compute.
Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.
Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.
After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
Sure. Closeness is great. Cultural mythos' are bad(at least this one).
edit: you can have all the positives without all the negatives.
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and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
Are you drunk?
Female?
Attractive?
In Australia?
Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
Morningfag get on MSN
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MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
Jeeeeeeeebus sex has a neurochemical underpinning.
After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
Does not compute.
Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.
Better?
I meant the closeness thing.
More likely for females than males.
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MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
NO fuck you zen i have dispensed my know it all pearls of wisdom and am writing up more references.
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Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
Are you drunk?
Female?
Attractive?
In Australia?
Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.
2/4
Sorry, better luck next time.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
Morninglord is 3/4.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
edited November 2008
:^: to this chat.
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Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.
So you don't actually know what the word means. Or why people go to bars instead of just chugging whiskey in their bedroom.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
Are you drunk?
Female?
Attractive?
In Australia?
Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.
2/4
Sorry, better luck next time.
With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.
Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.
So you don't actually know what the word means. Or why people go to bars instead of just chugging whiskey in their bedroom.
No seriously your logic blows my mind on this bar thing. I could give a small lecture complete with examples as to how terribly wrong it is.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
Are you drunk?
Female?
Attractive?
In Australia?
Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.
2/4
Sorry, better luck next time.
With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.
Oh great, wonderful. I catch a cold yesterday and go to bed early cause I feel like crap. And like, 15 minutes after I fall asleep, what do I get? I text from a girl in one of my classes saying how she is doing nothing and is drunk followed like, 30 seconds later by a text that is just a winking smiling face.
Good one Inquisitor, of all the things to sleep through.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
Are you drunk?
Female?
Attractive?
In Australia?
Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.
2/4
Sorry, better luck next time.
With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.
I mean if i'm close enough to you we can do it.
You've lost me.
See you would expect me to mean that if we get drunk enough sex and attractiveness won't matter. But what i'm saying is that because of desperation all we have to do is be in a relatively close proximity for one another for sex and attractiveness to be thrown out of the equation before we do it.
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After the humpity dumpity oxytocin is released and it's heavily associated with pair bonding in all kinds o animals and wouldn't you know it, humans too!
Not all of the closeness felt after the grindaroo is emotional, a large amount of it is rampantly chemical in nature.
Does not compute.
OMG me too. *high five*
About the sick part, not lady friend part.
Fuck im lonely.
Come put me to bed.
Most of the mystical shit about sex is your brain getting high on the other person.
Better?
I meant the closeness thing.
Sure. Closeness is great. Cultural mythos' are bad(at least this one).
edit: you can have all the positives without all the negatives.
but they're listening to every word I say
Are you drunk?
Female?
Attractive?
In Australia?
Fuck it, id take 3/4 even.
More likely for females than males.
Mostly, because you will not date a woman you liked because she is not old enough to drink with you at the bars with you. However if I looked hard enough I bet I could find other places where you have been greedy, but I will not because I am lazy.
2/4
Even I think that's silly VC.
Me.
Sorry, better luck next time.
This begs further investigation.
Im listening.
So you don't actually know what the word means. Or why people go to bars instead of just chugging whiskey in their bedroom.
With enough of one of those we can negate two of the others.
Hahah burn.
No seriously your logic blows my mind on this bar thing. I could give a small lecture complete with examples as to how terribly wrong it is.
You've lost me.
I'm just hanging on his coattails because it's like a roller-coaster that you don't have to pay for
Speaking of me banging dudes. Where did feral go?
See you would expect me to mean that if we get drunk enough sex and attractiveness won't matter. But what i'm saying is that because of desperation all we have to do is be in a relatively close proximity for one another for sex and attractiveness to be thrown out of the equation before we do it.
So last night was good eh?
On a forum sabatical, because he felt they were bad for him or something.