"...and so I declare the 145th Annual Lexicographer's Conference: OPEN"
The assembled boffins were in uproar - and by uproar, I of course mean 'clapping politely' - of course, you could tell they were utterly overwhelmed inside, one of the throng even found themselves smiling. He stopped himself quickly, after all, he couldn't be seen to be breaking the bounds of polite society.
Beneath the conference, in the dark underbelly, the words themselves were having a conference of their own.
"Right then, this spate of swearing and profanity is making us all look bad. The speaking-ones, our very creators, are losing the imagination and inquisitive flair to use anything other than the Fs and Cs and Ns that we so often find gracing our very sentences. The DNA of words themselves is being corrupted, and we need to purge, to create a pure motherland within our ranks, within out language - we must find those dirty words, and remove them"
A cheer went up - the words were united in their cause.
But some in the hall were not as enthusiastic - the profane, the supposed enemy itself was there, always up for a laugh at the stuffiness and self-righteousness of the vanilla-ordinaries.
"Let's see if we can spoil their fun" whispered one to another.
This is a MiniPhalla
. It's sort of like a Phalla
only on a smaller scale.
All of the standard rules apply. In particular, screen captures cannot be used to "prove" anything and if you're talking with someone and they don't know it's you (your PA name), that's anonymous contact and is against these rules. Dead players may talk amongst themselves if they wish but living players may not communicate with the dead.
Each night, all players will vote for the word which will be removed from the world forever. Please make your votes in Bold Red
. Retractions are mandatory
and should be made in Bold Lime
. If you have any questions, please PM Micro (me) or post for clarification in the thread in Bold Orange
. Also, you cannot directly quote or forward any PM you receive from me during the game (unless I give you permission) but you can do whatever
you want with any PM you receive from another player.
Please remember to forward the location of any ProBoards (or similar tools) to me. Thank you.
I'm an idiot and live in the UK - so days will begin and end slightly earlier than you lot are perhaps used to.
This game will start on Monday, November 24th, meaning Day 1 will end on Tuesday. Voting will close daily at Midnight, GMT (which I believe is EST +5 - so 7pm EST).
Interested players should !SIGN UP
. Roles will be randomly assigned.
Warning, because of the nature of this game, there will occasionally be swearing - if you are not happy with the C, F, S or any other assortment of 'naughty' words - this phalla is NOT for you - for clarifications sake, ethnicity related, and other utterly disgusting words, will not be welcome in this phalla.
3. TheLawninator - Cunt, voted out
5. Rainfall - Screen, voted out
7. Toxic Toys - Napkin, voted out
8. Mr Defecation - dictionary, wited out
11. Maximus - Fuck, voted out
12. WildPanthA05 - mouse, killed
14. Thetheroo - Fork, killed
18. vertroue - table, voted out
19. abotkin - shit, voted out
20. Darian - Bitch, killed
25. Infidel - box