I also think that [chat] is making me a more evil person. Take for example an encounter that occured not 5 minutes ago.
Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Me (without a pause): Well then we should make out.
Girl: Inquisitor!
Me: Oh come on, you know you want to.
Girl: Yeah...
She didn't, but we are going to go to a bar and shoot some darts when she gets off work, fuck yeah.
Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."
And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"
that Meiko song really bugs me because it has bad grammar in it and graagh
Says the girl that never even has periods here.
dude that would be gross
Can I ask you a question, Medo?
Do you have a lot of male friends? Do you ever tell them when you're having your period or whatever? I never understood why girls think that's an interesting topic for their platonic male friends. Even after I said "NO EWW NO FUCKING NO GOD NO DON'T TELL ME AUUUUUUUGH" they would just tell me the next fucking month.
Why. Why is this.
Your female friends secretly hate you and are too passive to do anything direct so they are trying to scare you away with period talk.
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Is Chuck really all that good? After being burned by Smallville I generally avoid new shows until a friend ties me down and forces me.
I like it.
However, they mentioned Rush being the music of the universe and a man using a randomly selected word from Vogon Poetry as a password. It's a show that is for me
Eh. I like it well enough, but I think a lot of the geekiness is shoehorned in between the frequent bouts of not all that incredibly well done spy games.
Also it's got to stop trying to subtly advertise videogames. It just doesn't flow well.
Beyond that though, it's pretty dang fun to watch. It's sort of like if 24 was much less serious and more geeky. And lower budget.
Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."
Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."
And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"
Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."
If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.
I also think that [chat] is making me a more evil person. Take for example an encounter that occured not 5 minutes ago.
Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Me (without a pause): Well then we should make out.
Girl: Inquisitor!
Me: Oh come on, you know you want to.
Girl: Yeah...
She didn't, but we are going to go to a bar and shoot some darts when she gets off work, fuck yeah.
Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."
And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"
And then totally kick her ass at darts.
Why does Drez have all the good ideas? It must be genetic.
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I am having a fine night installing drivers on my new conquest.
Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."
If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.
Are you sure? Because I will probably be all mopey.
I have plenty of female friends who tell me about their periods and the such. I don't complain to them about the horrors of making money and having morals and being ambitious, so why do they lay women problems on me?
Because I was thinking: "Dad, why waste a vacation on SoCal when I've already spent half my life there? Let's go somewhere new and exciting like Hessen, Germany so I can take in some foreign culture and visit my girlfriend so I can make sure I have not lost her forever."
If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.
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Get there first and hide the dartboard. When she shows up and starts looking for it, say "uh, you know that was a euphemism, right? 'Shooting darts' means we should fuck."
And then when she says "alright" be like "HA! FOOLED YOU! I HAVE THE DARTBOARD RIGHT HERE!"
And then totally kick her ass at darts.
Which one would economics class teach you to go by?
Your female friends secretly hate you and are too passive to do anything direct so they are trying to scare you away with period talk.
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Be back in a bit chat!
Eh. I like it well enough, but I think a lot of the geekiness is shoehorned in between the frequent bouts of not all that incredibly well done spy games.
Also it's got to stop trying to subtly advertise videogames. It just doesn't flow well.
Beyond that though, it's pretty dang fun to watch. It's sort of like if 24 was much less serious and more geeky. And lower budget.
I thought you had a girlfriend?
Won't clean for you huh?
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I am in full support of this plan.
If you do end up in SoCal, lemme know, we can kick it or something, so you are not as bored.
Why does Drez have all the good ideas? It must be genetic.
Well then we should make out.
I've never had anyone, especially girls, tell me that they are on their periods. Maybe they mistake Drez for one of their own.
Are you sure? Because I will probably be all mopey.
"especially girls"
Do you even know what a period is?
Yeah, I'm sure. At the very least I'll help break up the monotony of the mopey-ness.
It's when you get grounded, right? You know, you're on your period (of confinement).
Yeah.
can i, kick it?
yes, you can
Make out with my cock. :winky:
Medo is into beastiality right?
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edit: Okay, that was mean and not really how I feel. In fact, if Irene wants to come here and bleed on me, she is welcome to.
But I'll be all bawwwwww my girlfriend is being confusing and hurtful by intermittently ignoring me let's experiment with hard drugs and gay sex.
:winky:
I'll just buy you a hooker or something.
RE: "I may have lost a girl" thread in H/A
Quick! Check under the sofa cushions, she probably fell out of your back pocket while you were sitting down!
Or some variation.
Just respond with snatch:
Well, where'd you lose her? She ain't a set of fucking car keys, is she? And it's not as if she's incon-fucking-spicuous, is it?
That's pretty bad.
This should teach him to go with the GPS location chip next time.
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Actually, I'm over it.
Wait.
Yeah.
No.
Yes.
Crap.
You were looking forward to the gay sex, weren't you?
Shit, I know I was.
The only person who doesn't look forward to the gay sex are robots.
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I'm pretty sure I've seen gay robot porn.
Man, I'm not entirely certain what sex each Transformer is, but I can guarantee you there are pictures of every combination of them fucking.
But robots can't actually have sex.
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I beg to differ :winky:
edit: This is the second thing.
What kind of bullshit is that? Working at work... psh.