This guy, he sits in the corner and "listens" for fucking 30 minutes or so, and If anyone looks his way, or walks near him he's in a rush to hang up the phone. The running joke in the office is he's purchased some sort of mail order bride/groom and he is talking to him/her, possibly listening to that person being tortchured.
No, wait, I got it.
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DEAR GOD, RUN THE FUCK AWAY! DO NOT APPROACH! DO NOT APPROACH!
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Everytime he finally gets off the phone, go over, open up the phone, and take out a fake computer chip you put in earlier. Stare at him for a bit, smile, then walk away.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Yeah. Well. I don't even know who the dude in your avatar is. Also I have to keep one kira either in sig or av. It's a thing.
Him or tony stark.
You don't know Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney?
Do you have a DS? I may be sending you a christmas gift.
The last handheld I owned was the sega game gear. Or maybe the gameboy color. I'll ask wikipedia.
Well, fuck that then. Don't have that kind of money.
Weird. Gameboy Color came out seven years after the game gear. Anyway it's not really a money thing I just never find myself "on the go" for extended periods of time so I've never really had a need for a portable.
But, urine was not coming out. Instead I was peeing chicken nuggets.
I'm just standing there and watching as the urinal is slowly filling up with chicken nuggets. And I'm thinking, "sweet, I haven't actually had chicken nuggets in a long time, they actually sound really good right now." But then I stand there a bit longer as chicken nuggets start to roll out onto the floor and I think, "wait, no, I probably shouldn't eat them. I'll bet they taste like pee."
And then I hear a janitor coming so I zip up and sneak out because I don't want to have to explain to her why the urinal is filled with chicken nuggets.
Today I'm a little scared of going to the bathroom. I know that I won't pee chicken nuggets, but... there's enough doubt there that I'm concerned.
Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
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I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
But, urine was not coming out. Instead I was peeing chicken nuggets.
I'm just standing there and watching as the urinal is slowly filling up with chicken nuggets. And I'm thinking, "sweet, I haven't actually had chicken nuggets in a long time, they actually sound really good right now." But then I stand there a bit longer as chicken nuggets start to roll out onto the floor and I think, "wait, no, I probably shouldn't eat them. I'll bet they taste like pee."
And then I hear a janitor coming so I zip up and sneak out because I don't want to have to explain to her why the urinal is filled with chicken nuggets.
Today I'm a little scared of going to the bathroom. I know that I won't pee chicken nuggets, but... there's enough doubt there that I'm concerned.
I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
Then you should get rid of all gaming devices and all games you own. Meanwhile most people know that adults already do spend most of their time learning if they're looking to keep their jobs, and that they as adults are free to use their leisure-time as they see fit.
I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
Then you should get rid of all gaming devices and all games you own. Meanwhile most people know that adults already do spend most of their time learning if they're looking to keep their jobs, and that they as adults are free to use their leisure-time as they see fit.
Were you nurtured by a portable gaming device as a child?
I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
Then you should get rid of all gaming devices and all games you own. Meanwhile most people know that adults already do spend most of their time learning if they're looking to keep their jobs, and that they as adults are free to use their leisure-time as they see fit.
Were you nurtured by a portable gaming device as a child?
No, I wasn't allowed one. Now that I'm an adult anyone who tries to take my DS away can eat a lead pipe.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
Then you should get rid of all gaming devices and all games you own. Meanwhile most people know that adults already do spend most of their time learning if they're looking to keep their jobs, and that they as adults are free to use their leisure-time as they see fit.
Were you nurtured by a portable gaming device as a child?
I was mainly nurtured by Super Ghouls and Ghosts, Turtles in Time, Super Mario Bros World, Street Fighter II, and the Home Alone game.
I kind of look down on gameboys. I just think that traveling is an excellent time to read something like a good magazine like The New Yorker or the Atlantic or a good history book. I think gameboys and portable systems are cool, but I think that adults should spend there time learning.
Then you should get rid of all gaming devices and all games you own. Meanwhile most people know that adults already do spend most of their time learning if they're looking to keep their jobs, and that they as adults are free to use their leisure-time as they see fit.
Were you nurtured by a portable gaming device as a child?
Also the New Yorker is a terrible magazine.
The cartoons aren't funny, and they're way farther apart than they need to be.
I dunno though, I think being a college student gives you odd ideas about how much of life involves choosing between personal edification and leisure. Right now, I can technically do nothing at all but play videogames for weeks on end, if I choose. I get the impression that becomes less tenable when I get employed.
I'm also not even remotely convinced that videogames and learning are mutually exclusive. It's entirely possible to play videogames without learning anything of value, sure, but what would be the fun in that?
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This party will be amazing
...It is when it's me.
No reason to keep that little bitch around.
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Everytime he finally gets off the phone, go over, open up the phone, and take out a fake computer chip you put in earlier. Stare at him for a bit, smile, then walk away.
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Yeah. Well. I don't even know who the dude in your avatar is. Also I have to keep one kira either in sig or av. It's a thing.
Him or tony stark.
Do you have a DS? I may be sending you a christmas gift.
Also a job would be nice.
I'd like her to suck my bus.
The last handheld I owned was the sega game gear. Or maybe the gameboy color. I'll ask wikipedia.
Sleep underneath my bed, I will lease space in my closet to you.
I also have a job for you.
vroomvroom
I hope your closet is as big as Bender's closet.
See, cause there's already a bus in the tunnel.
Weird. Gameboy Color came out seven years after the game gear. Anyway it's not really a money thing I just never find myself "on the go" for extended periods of time so I've never really had a need for a portable.
and in the dream I was, like, peeing.
But, urine was not coming out. Instead I was peeing chicken nuggets.
I'm just standing there and watching as the urinal is slowly filling up with chicken nuggets. And I'm thinking, "sweet, I haven't actually had chicken nuggets in a long time, they actually sound really good right now." But then I stand there a bit longer as chicken nuggets start to roll out onto the floor and I think, "wait, no, I probably shouldn't eat them. I'll bet they taste like pee."
And then I hear a janitor coming so I zip up and sneak out because I don't want to have to explain to her why the urinal is filled with chicken nuggets.
Today I'm a little scared of going to the bathroom. I know that I won't pee chicken nuggets, but... there's enough doubt there that I'm concerned.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I should probably save my next few paychecks and get my friends some cool shit.
:...:
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
This is probably expensive. I hope we're not paying for the time that the call isn't actually connected.
Tell her to use an IM so she can save hella cash.
I mean come on you can have a live cam chat for free.
Then you should get rid of all gaming devices and all games you own. Meanwhile most people know that adults already do spend most of their time learning if they're looking to keep their jobs, and that they as adults are free to use their leisure-time as they see fit.
Were you nurtured by a portable gaming device as a child?
No, I wasn't allowed one. Now that I'm an adult anyone who tries to take my DS away can eat a lead pipe.
I was mainly nurtured by Super Ghouls and Ghosts, Turtles in Time, Super Mario Bros World, Street Fighter II, and the Home Alone game.
Also the New Yorker is a terrible magazine.
The cartoons aren't funny, and they're way farther apart than they need to be.
I dunno though, I think being a college student gives you odd ideas about how much of life involves choosing between personal edification and leisure. Right now, I can technically do nothing at all but play videogames for weeks on end, if I choose. I get the impression that becomes less tenable when I get employed.
I don't, I'm just providing an alternate analysis, one from an adult.
Gotcha.