!Maximus, Happy Turkey Day! We will light a candle for you in rememberance as you writhe and burn in public ridicule.
Oh yeah, I don't think we want to be using someone's actual word when voting them off. Something I think in the original OP said something to that effect.
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PSN : TheDagon
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Toxic ToysAre you really taking my advice?Really?Registered Userregular
edited November 2008
A 2nd place is a good idea. But who should it be?
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ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING, BALL-LICKING, ASSREAMING SHITSTAINS. YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THE BIG GUY. YOU ALL GO CIRCLE-JERK EACH OTHER UNTIL YOU GET ANOTHER BRIGHT IDEA IN THE TOLIET YOU CALL BANDWAGONING. STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS COCKS FOR ONE SECOND AND REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE BEAST. YOU ALL GOING TO DIE AND WE WILL BE TRIUMPHIANT!!!!!
I hope to never be associated with such vile words. Maximus must be burned at the stake or we shall all become no worse than the beasts!
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Toxic ToysAre you really taking my advice?Really?Registered Userregular
Well, the words certainly needed some luck. And they got it.
At the end of the night, it was announced to all and sundry that a dirty word had been found, and that Maximus was it.
"Everyone vote Maximus!" screamed Mr. Defecation
And people did so willingly.
And then, with dozens of votes cast, all of them for Maximus, Mr. Defecation stood up to proudly read the results:
"Of course, the word we are burning tonight is..."
With pomp and circumstance he unfurled a scroll...
"WHAT?!!! It says Toxic Toys here"
"How can that be?"
"What's going on?"
"Won't someone think of the children? SOMEBODY think of the children!!"
Mr. Defecation continued:
"Someone's deleted all the votes for Maximus - only 4 votes have been cast - all for Toxic Toys - we've got to burn him"
And so Toxic Toys was placed on a pile of Jeffrey Archer Novels - spine strapped to 'Kane & Abel" - and was set alight.
His poor, pitiful, screams were heard for miles around. He burnt well, and brightly. And that's no surprise, he's made of paper, after all, he was only the goodly word: 'Napkin'.
Someone else chimed out: "Everyone, I've found a piece of paper here, with some interesting information on it"
"What does it say?"
"It says that The Dagon is a good word - Candle"
The Dagon admitted that he was indeed Candle.
Fork, a goodly word, as represented by Thetheroo was going about his life, minding his own business, helping confused hookers played by Julia Roberts learn in what order they should pick up their cutlery. And everything had gone white. At first he thought it was snowing. And then he realised that he was being drowned. Drowned in wite-out. He was being erased. As if he had never existed. Within minutes the piece of paper on which he was standing appeared as blank and virginal as it had ever been. Thetheroo, a goodly word, Fork, was gone forever.
Toxic Toys - A Goodly Word, Napkin - burned by his peers Thetheroo - A Goodly Word, Fork - missing, presumed dead, forgotten forever
So I assume that the announcement about The Dagon comes from the good seering? I'm having a hard time coming up with someone to vote as second place, but whether that's due to a lack of evidence or the fact that I'm half asleep from turkey, I'm not sure. Someone hypothesize!
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Who am I supposed to miss? I'm sorry my mind is a blank .... right now.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
(By the way, do we perhaps need a second place vote?)
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Oh yeah, I don't think we want to be using someone's actual word when voting them off. Something I think in the original OP said something to that effect.
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!Maximus
I hope to never be associated with such vile words. Maximus must be burned at the stake or we shall all become no worse than the beasts!
You son of a bitch.
One more vote on toxic for a decent second would be nice.
Steam
This was a super fast bandwagon.
There will be no penalty tonight because of inactivity due to turkey day.
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Well, the words certainly needed some luck. And they got it.
At the end of the night, it was announced to all and sundry that a dirty word had been found, and that Maximus was it.
"Everyone vote Maximus!" screamed Mr. Defecation
And people did so willingly.
And then, with dozens of votes cast, all of them for Maximus, Mr. Defecation stood up to proudly read the results:
"Of course, the word we are burning tonight is..."
With pomp and circumstance he unfurled a scroll...
"WHAT?!!! It says Toxic Toys here"
"How can that be?"
"What's going on?"
"Won't someone think of the children? SOMEBODY think of the children!!"
Mr. Defecation continued:
"Someone's deleted all the votes for Maximus - only 4 votes have been cast - all for Toxic Toys - we've got to burn him"
And so Toxic Toys was placed on a pile of Jeffrey Archer Novels - spine strapped to 'Kane & Abel" - and was set alight.
His poor, pitiful, screams were heard for miles around. He burnt well, and brightly. And that's no surprise, he's made of paper, after all, he was only the goodly word: 'Napkin'.
Someone else chimed out: "Everyone, I've found a piece of paper here, with some interesting information on it"
"What does it say?"
"It says that The Dagon is a good word - Candle"
The Dagon admitted that he was indeed Candle.
Fork, a goodly word, as represented by Thetheroo was going about his life, minding his own business, helping confused hookers played by Julia Roberts learn in what order they should pick up their cutlery. And everything had gone white. At first he thought it was snowing. And then he realised that he was being drowned. Drowned in wite-out. He was being erased. As if he had never existed. Within minutes the piece of paper on which he was standing appeared as blank and virginal as it had ever been. Thetheroo, a goodly word, Fork, was gone forever.
Toxic Toys - A Goodly Word, Napkin - burned by his peers
Thetheroo - A Goodly Word, Fork - missing, presumed dead, forgotten forever
N*pk*n and F*rk are lo longer words
Steam
Try again shall we?
Steam
A second chance? Who knows.
All we know is that after last night we can't be sure of anything. Toxic is gone, Maximus survives in his place.
Let's keep voting, keep going, and find the profanities, and get rid of them for ever
Nothing special again today - just votes and retractions
We don't have any seered bad words to put up alongside !Maximus, do we?
Steam
I'm not sure to what extent their powers are limited or tied to that, if at all, but it seems like a good idea to me atm.
We can continue this for as long as needed I suppose, as long as we put other suspicions in second place.
MMMMMMMAAAAAAAXXXXXXIIIIIIIIMMMMMUUUUUUSSSS!!!!!!
YOU MOTHERFUCKING-SON-OF-A-BITCH!
OOOOoooOOOo
!Maximus
Steam
Without an actual talking makes this hard to weed out people. Also what is this about The Dagon?
Steam
Thank you Infidel. :P
OooooOoOoooooOOO
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Steam
The seering of Dagon was an 'open - seer', a power used by one of our dear players.