The funny thing about that is that I used to use full punctuation in all my online encounters, from forums to IMs, and this is from late middle school, when I was around 10. And I prided myself on it because other middle schoolers didn't do that for the most part. It's just in recent years that I've actually started going the other way, into the land of messy internet no punctuations. I blame forums.
Today is open-door day for high-school students at the university. So I get to dress up, talk up, and try to convince parents to entrust four years of their kid's life in my hands.
Deep-cover sleeper agent Laurie has reported back. After five years of preparing the ground for invasion his handpicked troops are ready to seize control of major broadcasting networks and control their media. Our secret fleet of military concordes will land in half an hour. Nobody can stop us now.
Nobody.
EDIT: Curses! Quick, emergency plan Alpha. Start dropping gorgeous British actresses in Kansas City to distract their surly single men! Agent Beckinsdale, your country needs you.
"You wanted to know what I do for a living? I KILL people". (McCall to a dinner date lady friend)
"All you need to know is that I'm going to crack you wide open." (McCall to a man on the street.)
"Please don't do anything you will never live to regret." (McCall to the same man.)
"Oh, I am someone you really wouldn't want to get to know..." (McCall emerging from the shadows)
"And you will not like what I do one...little...bit!" (McCall confronting someone at a social event, physically shoving him while talking)
Marley: "You're a dead man!"
McCall: "And you, are a fool!"
Marley: "Go to hell!"
McCall: "After you, sir! After you!"
(Exchanges between McCall and an arsonist framing him for a murder)
"This is Robert McCall. If you will leave your name, message, and number I will get back to you as soon as possible. I don't want to, but I will." (McCall's answering machine message)
"I haven't been on the run in years! Where the hell do I start?" - an exchange between McCall and Control, after Control broke McCall out of jail
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It sets off alarms, but also seems tailored to D&D.
I'm confused.
It cites sources!
whatup hos
Fuck, I've just generated a load of duplicate contacts on my phone. Migrating my settings has proved a real pain.
21 years old and still no punctuation marks.
I just thought of that.
Imma go take that dump now.
Today is open-door day for high-school students at the university. So I get to dress up, talk up, and try to convince parents to entrust four years of their kid's life in my hands.
And really, what parent wouldn't want that?
time for breakfast though
i'm up this early because i must go to the DMV
Quickly, let us take back our rightful ownership of the Americas while they are napping and considering a third turkey sandwich!
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yes! and they will all be too distracted by the shopping deals to realise what is happening until it's too late!
bwha ha ha ha! :P
You haven't reckoned with the single bachelors who microwaved a DiGiorno's pizza last night - we're unshaven, awake, and have nothing to lose!
Nobody.
EDIT: Curses! Quick, emergency plan Alpha. Start dropping gorgeous British actresses in Kansas City to distract their surly single men! Agent Beckinsdale, your country needs you.
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life...
butt?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
RESIST
This is the moment when we vegetarian Americans will strike!
The country shall be ours!
BRING OUT THE EDWARD WOODWARD CIRCA 1987
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.....shit.
Let me get some popcorn, goddamnit!
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Undone by a slide whistle!
Nuke them, Rog. It's the only way to be sure.
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It was green.