The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary
Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and
said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is
using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm
very tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This
American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for
doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on
the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir,
you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
Arrrrrgh. Time needs to stop going so slowly. I've got either an hour wait for a bus home or a few hours to kill in town before the football starts. It's taking forever.
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edited November 2008
Let's see if this works.
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They don't insert any ad images or anything? Because while I know Quid likes surprise porn, the moderators tend to frown on it.
You're the DM, you're the boss, boss.
I prefer it if a girl was gobbling the cocks.
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No one wants to see pictures of you!
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entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary
Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and
said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is
using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm
very tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This
American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for
doing the wrong thing.
You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on
the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir,
you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
Sabs you are much cuter without the beard, I have to say.
Not that I'm aware of, moniker.
:P
FINE I WILL SHAVE IT!
I need a better shaver though.
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Are you guys okay
I like to think as he locks threads he gets exponentially more drunk.
What's that supposed to mean?
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Scruffy is cute
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If porn pops up someone can infract me, but I had no idea it would happen.
So 1999
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listen to the girl and the bi, then the guy. In that order.
Well keeping the beard IS the lazy option.
And I am lazy.
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Any hotties, or the usual dreg?
I have one of those. It's pretty sweet. Let me find it on the interwebs.
Well there was me and bo. :winky:
also since you weren't there I would say mostly hotties.
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