pedophiles using the DS to troll for child ass seems so sad and pathetic
even for pedophiles
i mean i don't even know any kids who use pictochat
people play games on their DS, and nintendo has actually taken a lot of care to ensure it's basically impossible to be suckered by a pedophile over the DS
Damn, not only can their hand held systems survive bomb blasts, but you could potentially contact rescue workers digging you out of the rubble.
At PAX I was lucky to get 2 bars when I was 10 feet away from the guy that was kicking my ass at Mario Kart.
There must be some sort of Voodoo involved with this range. I'm gonna go sacrifice a chicken, then run some tests..
Damn, not only can their hand held systems survive bomb blasts, but you could potentially contact rescue workers digging you out of the rubble.
At PAX I was lucky to get 2 bars when I was 10 feet away from the guy that was kicking my ass at Mario Kart.
There must be some sort of Voodoo involved with this range. I'm gonna go sacrifice a chicken, then run some tests..
You have to enable the pedo control panel. The code is up up down down left right left right b, a, start.
I just thought of something.
FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.
KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.
I just thought of something.
FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.
KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.
I just thought of something.
FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.
KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.
of course seeing as how the DSi is using the same friends code system as the Wii and the DS this is essentially impossible is going to completely go right over Fox News' head
I just thought of something.
FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.
KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.
mmmm yes go on
Well, you see, it's all very simple.
Just buy this book I wrote on how to procure supple child-loins, and all the secrets can be yours!
($19.95+S&H)
I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.
KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW. OR WORSE.
Americans need to just lock their kids into cages. They will never be contaminated by the outside world and it's not likely for them to be molested by family members.
I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.
Let me tell you.
It is not awesome at fucking all.
it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback
superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall
KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW. OR WORSE.
KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW. OR WORSE.
KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW. OR WORSE.
IS YOUR CHILD A CHILD?
HE'S ALREADY VULNERABLE!
STUDIES SHOW A SHOCKING 80% OF CHILDREN ARE SUSCEPTIBLE TO CHILD MOLESTATION.
THE OTHER 20% ARE FATTIES AND UGLY.
'if the psp was made for kids, why can you access pornography with it'
'god as a parent it's really hard to give my kid whatever he asks for, because then i have to turn around and make sure he doesn't watch porn. if only there was some way i could say 'no connor i am not buying you a psp you spoiled bastard child'
I have learned recently, by virtue of being in a few pits that were so desperate for musicians that they brought in some high schoolers, that I am some super-attractive god of awesome to high school girls.
Let me tell you.
It is not awesome at fucking all.
it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback
superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall
They do.
It's incredible. There seems to be nothing I can do about it, if the girl is in high school, upon meeting me they want nothing more than to jump me like there is no tomorrow.
KIDS TRUST PEOPLE THEIR PARENTS INTRODUCE THEM TO, NEWS AT 11
IS YOUR CHILD AT RISK OF A GROPING BY A REPORTER?
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW. OR WORSE.
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even for pedophiles
i mean i don't even know any kids who use pictochat
people play games on their DS, and nintendo has actually taken a lot of care to ensure it's basically impossible to be suckered by a pedophile over the DS
At PAX I was lucky to get 2 bars when I was 10 feet away from the guy that was kicking my ass at Mario Kart.
There must be some sort of Voodoo involved with this range. I'm gonna go sacrifice a chicken, then run some tests..
Then she started manipulating her friends to play her DS games so she could beat them without actually having to play them.
I'm so proud.
with his pink DS and bag of nachos
"i wonder if there's any kids in this area"
all the chatrooms are empty
always
REM's "Everybody Hurts" playing on the radio
You have to enable the pedo control panel. The code is up up down down left right left right b, a, start.
But you have to use your dong to enter it.
your sister sounds like she's got a successful career in middle management coming along there
The Playstation....
Pornable.
He sadly thinks "Maybe tomorrow..." As he shuffles off to his 200 square foot studio apartment.
well, it's Buffalo's local affiliate, but it's the Fox network i get
Please.
She's adopted from Vietnam. Which is in Asia.
So she's obviously going to be an Engineer, Architect, Pianist(I vote for this one), or Violinist.
FOX NEWS is gonna have a field day when the DSi hits the US.
KIDDY FIDDLERS CAN TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR DONGS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR CHILD.
AND YOU CHILD CAN IN TURN BE MANIPULATED TO TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHILD-DONG AND SEND THEM BACK.
that is so sad
mmmm yes go on
of course seeing as how the DSi is using the same friends code system as the Wii and the DS this is essentially impossible is going to completely go right over Fox News' head
Well, you see, it's all very simple.
Just buy this book I wrote on how to procure supple child-loins, and all the secrets can be yours!
($19.95+S&H)
Next week's fox news highlight will be about schools providing children with porn via unprotected wireless networks.
WE WENT TO SEVERAL HOUSEHOLDS TO RESEARCH THIS PROBLEM
Let me tell you.
It is not awesome at fucking all.
WE HAVE BOB LIVE ON THE SCENE.
BOB, CAN YOU HEAR US?
YES DAVE, I CAN.
I ASKED 100 CHILDREN IF I COULD TOUCH THEM.
OVER 40 OF THEM LET ME GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE.
THIS MEANS THAT CHILD MOLESTERS COULD BE HIGH-FIVING YOUR KIDS RIGHT NOW.
OR WORSE.
funny looking
it's like you got this superpower of "be super attractive to girls" but it had the "high school girls only" drawback
superpowers really suck sometimes don't they khavall
Our kids will never be safe with them watching.
IS YOUR CHILD A CHILD?
HE'S ALREADY VULNERABLE!
Tumblr blargh
A pedophile may be working at the Chef Boyardee factory.
You could be supporting a pedophile.
is he reporting in a hurricane?
for example
that god awful twilight movie
STUDIES SHOW A SHOCKING 80% OF CHILDREN ARE SUSCEPTIBLE TO CHILD MOLESTATION.
THE OTHER 20% ARE FATTIES AND UGLY.
hmm
'if the psp was made for kids, why can you access pornography with it'
'god as a parent it's really hard to give my kid whatever he asks for, because then i have to turn around and make sure he doesn't watch porn. if only there was some way i could say 'no connor i am not buying you a psp you spoiled bastard child'
Fuck Twilight.
Fuck it so hard it dies.
They do.
It's incredible. There seems to be nothing I can do about it, if the girl is in high school, upon meeting me they want nothing more than to jump me like there is no tomorrow.
not cool.
He's in a room with a hundred fucking kids.
I haven't shown you porn on mine Fari.
To be fair, I don't really need porn on mine, cause, you know, I have a computer.
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