While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.
because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."
I will never :x any harder then I did right then.
hey
use it to your advantage, man
I want nothing to do with folks attracted to this series. I will put up with coworkers talking about how much they love WoW Paladins or whatever, but I don't care how hot the girl in Twilight is I do not want to hear it.
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
Haha, even the main character thinks the books are terrible.
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edited November 2008
I told my friend that twilight looks to be terrible shit from a butt
and he said he was gonna go see it because it looks awesome
While I was working someone asked me if I was familiar with the whole Twilight craze.
because "you look just like a little Edward, the girls are going to be all over you."
I will never :x any harder then I did right then.
hey
use it to your advantage, man
I want nothing to do with folks attracted to this series. I will put up with coworkers talking about how much they love WoW Paladins or whatever, but I don't care how hot the girl in Twilight is I do not want to hear it.
Dude listen.
Free Sex
It doesn't matter what you or they think. Sex
On halloween I got trashed for denying a girl who pretty much within 5 minutes of meeting me in a full Travis Touchdown costume for blowing me.
I didn't understand at the time.
Now I do.
Don't make my mistakes. Sex is always good.
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RobchamThe Rabbit Kingof your pantsRegistered Userregular
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
Haha, even the main character thinks the books are terrible.
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
Haha, even the main character thinks the books are terrible.
I see a Misery like scenario in this guy's future.
Sexual predators have several described weaknesses, the most common being an aversion to wolfsbane. Unlike vampires, sexual predators are not harmed by religious artifacts such as crucifixes and holy water.
Another vulnerability is to use a weapon of silver (bullet, knife etc). To stab a sexual predator with a silver dagger, or to shoot it with a silver bullet is said to not only kill them, but to also cause them agony in the time before they die, rather resembling being slowly burned from the inside.
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.
They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.
Mori allow me to introduce you to a concept known as fisting.
oh wait, nevermind, just open your fisting directory.
Fisting isn't that disturbing, I mean, women are supposed to pass a baby through that thing
granted a hand isn't supposed to go in there but you know
No Jordyn, children must be terrified of the naked body. They have to bathe in the dark because they might at some point decide to touch their dingdongs and hoohoos.
I for one plan to glue my children's hands into fists.
They may never be able to hold anything but I will sleep easy knowing that they will never grip their filth rod or fill their sin holes.
Mori allow me to introduce you to a concept known as fisting.
oh wait, nevermind, just open your fisting directory.
Fisting isn't that disturbing, I mean, women are supposed to pass a baby through that thing
granted a hand isn't supposed to go in there but you know
anal fisting though, holy crap
I dunno, I've had some constipated dumps that I'd swear to being bigger around than my fist.
"When I read it, I was convinced Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing. It's kind of a sick pleasure in a lot of ways."
-- Robert Pattinson in a recent interview with E!Online.
Haha, even the main character thinks the books are terrible.
the twilight books are basically continuing the damage anne rice did to these noble movie monsters
anne rice turned them into flouncing self-pitying faggots
twilight took away all their violence and sexuality and instead replaced it with smoldering glares and partially unbuttoned shirts
jesus christ
you guys remember the early seasons of the simpsons when lisa was obsessed with this famous guy named Corey, a sort of pastiche of different 80's and 90's teen idols?
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and Mario and Luigi.
I want nothing to do with folks attracted to this series. I will put up with coworkers talking about how much they love WoW Paladins or whatever, but I don't care how hot the girl in Twilight is I do not want to hear it.
This reminds me of a time when a girl said that I looked like someone from 'N Sync.
I didn't stick around to find out who she was talking about.
would you like to know more?
ok
there are werewolves as well in the twilight books
only they turn into actual wolves
and somehow are a match against vampires
who have super strength, speed, magic powers aghjadgjsfgak what the fuuuuck
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But does their fur sparkle in the sunlight?
Sounds like some Furry shit.
Can they become Werewolves at anytime?
Is one of them blue?
Haha, even the main character thinks the books are terrible.
and he said he was gonna go see it because it looks awesome
I am dumping this person as a friend
I also got him a copy of How to Make Friends and Influence People.
And then I got him a couple non-shitty-joke presents.
Dude listen.
Free Sex
It doesn't matter what you or they think. Sex
On halloween I got trashed for denying a girl who pretty much within 5 minutes of meeting me in a full Travis Touchdown costume for blowing me.
I didn't understand at the time.
Now I do.
Don't make my mistakes. Sex is always good.
aaawwkward
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I see a Misery like scenario in this guy's future.
Another vulnerability is to use a weapon of silver (bullet, knife etc). To stab a sexual predator with a silver dagger, or to shoot it with a silver bullet is said to not only kill them, but to also cause them agony in the time before they die, rather resembling being slowly burned from the inside.
Fisting isn't that disturbing, I mean, women are supposed to pass a baby through that thing
granted a hand isn't supposed to go in there but you know
anal fisting though, holy crap
She actually got Supermassive Black Hole in the movie, not sure if she got any others.
I dunno, I've had some constipated dumps that I'd swear to being bigger around than my fist.
anne rice turned them into flouncing self-pitying faggots
twilight took away all their violence and sexuality and instead replaced it with smoldering glares and partially unbuttoned shirts
jesus christ
you guys remember the early seasons of the simpsons when lisa was obsessed with this famous guy named Corey, a sort of pastiche of different 80's and 90's teen idols?
twilight is basically if Corey became a vampire
I can't believe you actually spent money on it. Or did you steal it? Because that's ok.
I'm pretty sure she actually directly thanks Muse in all of the books and in interviews and stuff. Like non-stop.
story
hoary
allegory
it's okay if it is a gag gift
like if chico doesn't like his brother very much
chico is this your roundabout way of telling your brother you think he's homosexual?
it was terrible
they used it in a scene where the vampires are playing baseball
during a storm
because when they hit the ball the impact makes a thunderous noise
oh god this is really just bullshit
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montesorri
I asked my friend about this shit. I swear I could not keep a straight face when he explained it to me.
regulatory
mastubatory
What in the hell does Muse have to do with vampires?
Do they have the power of Thor?
but it basically turns out to be one of those "pony belittles a social inferior" type stories and people hate those
oh well
i think it's funny, anyway
I think it's that I don't maintain any regular contact with girls who are dumb.
it's just from the impact but goddamn the whole thing is shit
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I just smiled and nodded during the whole conversation
Oh god please tell me.
I need my fix of pony stories.
How do they always turn out so awesome?
go back to your shadows, lurker
you people freak me out
and
Goddamn it's the only love you're going to get now tell the story.