Hey guys, I don't really have a solid grasp on how webforums work, so I'm just going to throw out a ridiculous theory that makes complete sense in my head that could totally/easily/cheaply enable a feature that the admin has expressly stated will never happen.
I think The Count Of Midget Fisto is my favorite name change.
Also, part of the magic of name changes is being around when they happen. It's sort of like the lottery. Only, instead of maybe losing the dollar you end up being stuck with the faggy name you chose when you signed up.
There isn't going to be any change in policy that results in more people getting their names changed. Sorry. I'm not giving the moderators any more work purely because people want to change their handle which no one but them cares about anyway. This is a policy unlikely to change under the current administration.
Obviously, the solution is to plant a bomb in the PA admin lounge. Or plant evidence of some crime.
But that's the problem. When Cardboard Tube does it, it's not illegal.
By my count there are a lot more tails than heads. Foul.
Harvey Tube-Face?
That'd make a bitchin' avatar.
Would the hedgehog be the good half, or the evil half?
It'd be the evil half. What we're looking at is the internet dickwad theory. In reality, Tube may just be a no-bullshit lawyer. But on the internet, he turns into... well, retains being a fucker.
YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN
Awa and boil yer heid!
Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.
Haha, my mum always used to joke that if Scotland was so good, why did so many Scots move to England? My dad's response was that there wasn't anyone in England good enough to do the jobs :P
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YOU WILL SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT LEWIE P'S MOTHER YOU DIRTY SCOTSMAN
Awa and boil yer heid!
Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.
Haha, my mum always used to joke that if Scotland was so good, why did so many Scots move to England? My dad's response was that there wasn't anyone in England good enough to do the jobs :P
You know the English stole Berwick from us. That little town at the very very north of England? Used to be Scottish. Course that was hundreds of years ago when they occupied the country, and before the events of Braveheart (scion of cinematic historical accuracy that it is) so I don't suppose it matters, but still.
Oh and to be vaguely on topic, I think I've figured out how to change LewieP's name without inconveniencing LewiePs Mummy.
Change it to LewiePs Mummys Son.
I mean, I know it's not happening, but I'm just throwing the suggestion out there.
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To anyone who thinks there is a loophole that may not have been properly covered in the drafting of the legislation,
Such as:
* The person who supposed they might be able to buy a name change
PLEASE REALIZE that Cardboard Tube is both the legislator AND THE JUSTICE. The law was drafted to not have any loopholes by design, and Cardboard Tube will always interpret it in a fashion that comes back to the simple fact that you cannot have your name changed under any circumstance. This is as true as gravity.
Tube I'll give you one thousand dollars for a name change.
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It uses C-style syntax
if(true) { }the brackets are your "Then" and "Endif" I'd suppose in that style.
I think The Count Of Midget Fisto is my favorite name change.
Also, part of the magic of name changes is being around when they happen. It's sort of like the lottery. Only, instead of maybe losing the dollar you end up being stuck with the faggy name you chose when you signed up.
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There's a slim chance I wasn't being entirely serious with my post.
Aww, thanks!
Now, I don't know what to do anymore... :P
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That'd make a bitchin' avatar.
Would the hedgehog be the good half, or the evil half?
ITT we learn that statistics are imperfect.
It'd be the evil half. What we're looking at is the internet dickwad theory. In reality, Tube may just be a no-bullshit lawyer. But on the internet, he turns into... well, retains being a fucker.
Because lawyers are fuckers.
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"The power of the weirdness compels me."
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Even if she is English. [/Scotsman]
Awa and boil yer heid!
Hah, seriously though we only pretend to hate the English to mess with them these days.
Well I'm Scottish, so since you are America, I don't care.
EDIT: Everyone is aware that I'm just joking, right? Before I get infracted or anything?
No, I'm not, I'm Cumbrian! I just live in England.
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"The power of the weirdness compels me."
Haha, my mum always used to joke that if Scotland was so good, why did so many Scots move to England? My dad's response was that there wasn't anyone in England good enough to do the jobs :P
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
You know the English stole Berwick from us. That little town at the very very north of England? Used to be Scottish. Course that was hundreds of years ago when they occupied the country, and before the events of Braveheart (scion of cinematic historical accuracy that it is) so I don't suppose it matters, but still.
Oh and to be vaguely on topic, I think I've figured out how to change LewieP's name without inconveniencing LewiePs Mummy.
Change it to LewiePs Mummys Son.
I mean, I know it's not happening, but I'm just throwing the suggestion out there.
fixed
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
Nah, that's for his second offense.
The next one would make it LewiePs Mummys Ingrate Embarassment of a Son.
I think, officially, it's 'hah, you're a dickweed'.
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Some people wake up with a hangover and "t0ld_u_1_wuz_h4rdc0re" as a username
And then there other people who aren't idiots.
Otherwise I might viciously murder my doppleganger before he does it to me.
this place could use a few splashes of red, here and there.
Tube I'll give you one thousand dollars for a name change.