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Yeah, getting up at 6:00 on Mondays and Wednesdays this semester to catch the bus for my lab class is proving difficult so far.
Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:
Yeah, getting up at 6:00 on Mondays and Wednesdays this semester to catch the bus for my lab class is proving difficult so far.
Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:
Yes, busses are very lame. I hope to never have to use them again.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
Yeah, getting up at 6:00 on Mondays and Wednesdays this semester to catch the bus for my lab class is proving difficult so far.
Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:
Yes, busses are very lame. I hope to never have to use them again.
Edit: buses?
The really stupid thing is that the stop outside our condo is the first one on the route, with a timed stop beforehand. So there is no way the bus should have been a full FIVE MINUTES early already (which it would have had to have been, since I was out there four minutes before the bus should have arrived). Grrrr.
Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
O_o
This is a cat. Are we talking about the same thing?
Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
You would be getting judged harshly by my cat right now were I at my own computer where upon I have pictures.
Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
What kind of devil cats have you been in contact with?
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Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Cats think you are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they put up with you is because you're diligent with feeding them. Otherwise they thing you should fuck off and die because no they don't want to play right now you cockfag.
And they drool. At least, some cats. Worse than dogs, because they sit on your pillow or your keyboard and start spouting their saliva all over it.
If a cat is drooling then they should be taken to a vet.
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I was going to respond with a picture of an impossibly cute puppy and a horrible ugly cat, but then I found this and I realized it is a tough call.
http://pics.hoobly.com/full/2AIAB2GSMREKRKKQCN.jpg
Beating with a phonebook doesn't leave a mark
You did, it was too good to pass up.
you're right. That is a really wierd looking blury dog.
The Welsh Corgi is probably what you are looking for. It almost shook my faith when i first saw it, but then I went home and saw my cats.
Man, that is definitely the cutest dog in the universe.
:shock:
Especially when the 6:41 bus didn't bother coming on Monday and I stood out in the snow and the dark waiting for twenty minutes till the next one came. :evil:
Yes, busses are very lame. I hope to never have to use them again.
Edit: buses?
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.
Don't male cats have a penis? What?
O_o
This is a cat. Are we talking about the same thing?
They store it like landing gear.
If a cat is drooling then they should be taken to a vet.
P.S. Turn up your sound and you'll catch its adorable mewling.