Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.
They're significantly less affectionate, less intelligent, less playful, much less loyal, they can barely be trained to shit in a litterbox, they communicate somewhat less effectively, and they haven't had tens of millennia of association with humans to mesh with us. They're a nice animal, and there are many situations where a cat would be a wiser choice for a pet than a dog, but dogs are the superior animal as surely as humans are superior to gibbons.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.
They're significantly less affectionate, less intelligent, less playful, much less loyal, they can barely be trained to shit in a litterbox, they communicate somewhat less effectively, and they haven't had tens of millennia of association with humans to mesh with us. They're a nice animal, and there are many situations where a cat would be a wiser choice for a pet than a dog, but dogs are the superior animal as surely as humans are superior to gibbons.
Edit: And barbed penises? Hooks on the tongue?
They're more affectionate because it actually means something when they're affectionate. Less playful is subjective. I don't consider "fetch" to be playful. It's more of a glitchy, annoying computer program. Cats are superior to dogs as surely as Roosevelt was superior to Hitler.
"Barbed" insofar as the cat will destroy you if you touch them the wrong way.
Dogs are more work, but you also get more activity out of them. You can't really play the same awesome games with a cat like you can with a big fucking husky.
However, cats are less work and are often more amusing than dogs when left to their own devices. You can play with a cat but it is often much more fun to set up situations in which they will independently generate hilarity.
I think the best pet ever, if they could be domesticated, would be a big fucking cat. Except for the fact that they are natural primate predators, and all that. But man, having a lynx or a panther as a pet, if you have a nice country place? That would be awesome.
Cats are dumber than a sack of bricks. The only reason they're "independent" is because they're small enough to find prey in urban areas and they don't run down to the countryside to kill a goat when they get hungry.
And they're cute, and they bury their poop.
They're soft, they smell good, and they're rarely loud. Their privates don't hang out all over the place, they're affectionate, and easy to care for.
Dogs are almost hilariously dumb.
They're significantly less affectionate,
This explains our cats body-slamming the doors if we lock them out of a room, one of them that -bites you- if you do not give love, a late cat that was never happy unless you were cuddling with'em so he could drool all over you... whereas we've had dogs that would try to kill you over food, would ignore you to sneak off to find trash despite dog treats and meat scraps...
less intelligent,
Even the actually mentally-retarded cat next door is smarter than both of our dogs (Purebred lab and a pincher) put together, COMBINED with the dog we had before; though I've had a rather clever dog before.
less playful,
YOU'RE INSANE
Dogs spend most of their time trying to eat things. Cats will run around in circles after socks for hours on end.
much less loyal,
I've had a cat come running from half a mile away at my call, mewing to announce itself so I wouldn't close the door. Our dogs, well, we've had to put shock collars on them because they'd just ignore everyone.
they can barely be trained to shit in a litterbox,
!? You ARE insane.
I've never had a cat that didn't figure this out on their own, and we've had -feral- kittens.
they communicate somewhat less effectively,
And I'm the queen of Spain.
and they haven't had tens of millennia of association with humans to mesh with us.
And yet they've adapted quickly enough that even gorillas love them.
They're a nice animal, and there are many situations where a cat would be a wiser choice for a pet than a dog, but dogs are the superior animal as surely as humans are superior to gibbons.
I think a gibbon would be better equipped to compare the species.
Edit: And barbed penises? Hooks on the tongue?
Barbs supposedly stimulate eggs in the female; natural Sadomasochistic reproduction. Pigs have a natural rape-fetish in their paralytic saliva. Dogs ass-rape each other, and anything they can get up on, even cats if they're small enough. Welcome to nature.
Hooks on the tongue are for combing; cats can sure keep sideburns tidy.
I think the best pet ever, if they could be domesticated, would be a big fucking cat. Except for the fact that they are natural primate predators, and all that. But man, having a lynx or a panther as a pet, if you have a nice country place? That would be awesome.
I would still prefer a dog. You've basically taken a wolf, which is similar to a big cat but smaller and smarter, and subjected it to tens of thousands of years of breeding and partnership with humans.
I don't think I'd want to risk playing with a big cat. They are fucking strong.
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They're significantly less affectionate, less intelligent, less playful, much less loyal, they can barely be trained to shit in a litterbox, they communicate somewhat less effectively, and they haven't had tens of millennia of association with humans to mesh with us. They're a nice animal, and there are many situations where a cat would be a wiser choice for a pet than a dog, but dogs are the superior animal as surely as humans are superior to gibbons.
Edit: And barbed penises? Hooks on the tongue?
god, i miss my cats so much now.
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EDIT: No, I'm not ripping off his ear; I'm petting him.
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They're more affectionate because it actually means something when they're affectionate. Less playful is subjective. I don't consider "fetch" to be playful. It's more of a glitchy, annoying computer program. Cats are superior to dogs as surely as Roosevelt was superior to Hitler.
"Barbed" insofar as the cat will destroy you if you touch them the wrong way.
Dude, your dog is nice and all, but it can't beat a kitten crawling out of a shoe, mewling pitifully and stumbling around confusedly.
I will link to sleepykitten.
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However, cats are less work and are often more amusing than dogs when left to their own devices. You can play with a cat but it is often much more fun to set up situations in which they will independently generate hilarity.
I think the best pet ever, if they could be domesticated, would be a big fucking cat. Except for the fact that they are natural primate predators, and all that. But man, having a lynx or a panther as a pet, if you have a nice country place? That would be awesome.
I think dogs are really cute but I'm also afraid of them ever since I was chased and bit by one.
How could you fear this face, Cass? How could you?
The debate here is cuteness. It is the ONLY relevant factor. And your dog loses to shoe kitten and sleepy kitten.
If a cat bites you, it's that much cuter.
I probably would not be able to cuddle it like I would a cat.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
This explains our cats body-slamming the doors if we lock them out of a room, one of them that -bites you- if you do not give love, a late cat that was never happy unless you were cuddling with'em so he could drool all over you... whereas we've had dogs that would try to kill you over food, would ignore you to sneak off to find trash despite dog treats and meat scraps...
Even the actually mentally-retarded cat next door is smarter than both of our dogs (Purebred lab and a pincher) put together, COMBINED with the dog we had before; though I've had a rather clever dog before.
YOU'RE INSANE
Dogs spend most of their time trying to eat things. Cats will run around in circles after socks for hours on end.
I've had a cat come running from half a mile away at my call, mewing to announce itself so I wouldn't close the door. Our dogs, well, we've had to put shock collars on them because they'd just ignore everyone.
!? You ARE insane.
I've never had a cat that didn't figure this out on their own, and we've had -feral- kittens.
And I'm the queen of Spain.
And yet they've adapted quickly enough that even gorillas love them.
I think a gibbon would be better equipped to compare the species.
Barbs supposedly stimulate eggs in the female; natural Sadomasochistic reproduction. Pigs have a natural rape-fetish in their paralytic saliva. Dogs ass-rape each other, and anything they can get up on, even cats if they're small enough. Welcome to nature.
Hooks on the tongue are for combing; cats can sure keep sideburns tidy.
I don't think I'd want to risk playing with a big cat. They are fucking strong.
Says the dog owner.
He wants to cuddle with you, Cass. See how he looks so hopeful that you'll wrap your arms around him and cuddle him into oblivion?
My friends get creeped out at how much nicer I am to cats than I am to any human. My voice raises by an octave or so, also.
your secret shame.
I think we all know who's REALLy biased here.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer