This paired with Drez' bukkake comment in the other Phalla I think makes for the most innuendo-laden Phalla week of all time! Yay! I was amused at least.
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edited December 2008
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edited December 2008
Ok so computer problem was found out...my mother board died, The part is ordered and on its way, how ever, I have some usee of a computer..my posting is going to be odd untill then. Sorry for the inconvence all.
But I want to see !Dac Vin
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edited December 2008
The battle for control of Earth had finally begun and the sounds of combat filled the air. The incessant pew pews and violent crunching of metal would surely drive a normal person insane, but everyone knew Gundam pilots aren't normal people. Much to the dismay of the locals, the colossal robots wreaked havoc wherever they could find each other, and some of the residents decided to get revenge however they could.
Most of this anger was taken out on Thetheroo, a notably unliked pilot, who found himself nearly blinded by the torrential downpour of rotten fruits onto his sensors. It wasn't enough that he had to do battle, now these damn farmers were going to pelt him with tomatoes and call him nasty names. The names hurt more than the lasers and the beam swords, which is quite painful. As he struggled to recover from a particularly blow, he vowed revenge against the people of Earth and the other Gundam Phallateers, but TheLawinator mercilessly lopped off his head, and the resulting explosion left him unable to vow anymore.
Luckily for the other Gundam pilots, the crowds were to distracted mocking Thetheroo to really pay much attention to the rest of the battles. However, at the end of the day, OrangeSoda, MagicMan, and Darian were all left as little more than rubble.
It was time to announce the next battles, and all the fighters gathered round.
Sportzboyjtw vs Warban
Maximus vs OtakuD00D
Dac Vin vs Micro
TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus
To celebrate another day without having to fight Kime was planning a party and was going to have a few of his Gundam bro's chill out. They were all having a great time hanging out until one of them asked "Dude, what's different about your Gundam? It looks weird."
It was true, it did certainly look weird, and none of them could manage to place their finger on exactly was different about it. After asking around to anyone passed by and getting lots of strange looks, a nice man named Wong Yunfat finally told them what was wrong. "Well, you see, what you have here is a Gundam that's missing it's head, unfortunately that means I'll have to disqualify you from the tournament."
"Most uncool of you sir" Kime replied, defeatedly shrugging his shoulders.
It that wasn't the only party that got ruined, not to far away the Chibodee Girls were planning a party because.... well.... because it's Friday I guess. "Hey WilDPanthA05, can you help me do my hair? C'mon wake up sleepyhead.... c'mon, I need to get ready..... OMYGOD GIRLS, COME QUICK, SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD!!!!!" Although her observational powers weren't quite as sharp as they should be, she was definitely right about her friend being dead... it seems some sneaky assassin had done it.
The Dead: Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged
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edited December 2008
I think at this point we can assume our assassin is a lone wolf or running blind on his targets seeing as he has managed to hit both a Grey and Green player.
Also we have 27 left at this point, I guess things change when we get down to 11 Gunmen left.
No one wanted to fight me because joo know my Montezuma's Revenge Missile barrage would leave you in a bigger smoking crater than a 76' Chevy Impala filled with cholos right after they all ate triple gut buster burritos!
[p.s. if I get to racialist, let me know, but this is the most fun ive ever had rp'ing in a phalla]
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No one wanted to fight me because joo know my Montezuma's Revenge Missile barrage would leave you in a bigger smoking crater than a 76' Chevy Impala filled with cholos right after they all ate triple gut buster burritos!
Is that a challenge?!
A man's fighting spirit can not be contained!
Your missiles will not stop this hand!
Do you have a fighting spirit?
Or will you fall just like those before us!
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Let me put it this way.
There was certainly enough torque to jack up a tricycle.
Although it was a little jerky at points.... It ended up getting smoother towards the end.
All in all, I'd say about a 4... maybe a 5 if I was feeling like a generous Pretty Princess.
No hard feelings, Micro.
Seriously.
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mostly because I like typing your name.
and red is such a pretty color.
It looks fantastic on my lugnuts.
or something
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Micro... did you know lonelyahava had lugnuts before you let her torque your crankshaft?
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He complimented me on them. How they were well situated on my chestplates, and on their gauge.
I do think that there was a little bit of oil dribbling from his mouth opening when he said such.
But that would have been at some point before I stopped paying attention.
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cause
WOW
this went places I didn't really want it to..... Or didn't expect it to.
Damn.
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This paired with Drez' bukkake comment in the other Phalla I think makes for the most innuendo-laden Phalla week of all time! Yay!
Made me giggle.
But I managed to swallow, not spit.
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TheLawinator, once again!
We shall see you fight one way or another!
opportunity failed
If he doesn't believe, he's going to need all the help he can get.
And now, time to go to work. Happy fighting. Tomorrow is the day of the skirmish. Unless someone challenges me while I'm gone.
For not wanting Innuendo.
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But I want to see !Dac Vin
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Wait ... what? ... Why? What has some hot robot on robot fun ever done to hurt you?
Maybe I am Priest Gundam and don't like promiscuity and premarital robot sex?
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Most of this anger was taken out on Thetheroo, a notably unliked pilot, who found himself nearly blinded by the torrential downpour of rotten fruits onto his sensors. It wasn't enough that he had to do battle, now these damn farmers were going to pelt him with tomatoes and call him nasty names. The names hurt more than the lasers and the beam swords, which is quite painful. As he struggled to recover from a particularly blow, he vowed revenge against the people of Earth and the other Gundam Phallateers, but TheLawinator mercilessly lopped off his head, and the resulting explosion left him unable to vow anymore.
Luckily for the other Gundam pilots, the crowds were to distracted mocking Thetheroo to really pay much attention to the rest of the battles. However, at the end of the day, OrangeSoda, MagicMan, and Darian were all left as little more than rubble.
It was time to announce the next battles, and all the fighters gathered round.
Sportzboyjtw vs Warban
Maximus vs OtakuD00D
Dac Vin vs Micro
TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus
To celebrate another day without having to fight Kime was planning a party and was going to have a few of his Gundam bro's chill out. They were all having a great time hanging out until one of them asked "Dude, what's different about your Gundam? It looks weird."
It was true, it did certainly look weird, and none of them could manage to place their finger on exactly was different about it. After asking around to anyone passed by and getting lots of strange looks, a nice man named Wong Yunfat finally told them what was wrong. "Well, you see, what you have here is a Gundam that's missing it's head, unfortunately that means I'll have to disqualify you from the tournament."
"Most uncool of you sir" Kime replied, defeatedly shrugging his shoulders.
It that wasn't the only party that got ruined, not to far away the Chibodee Girls were planning a party because.... well.... because it's Friday I guess. "Hey WilDPanthA05, can you help me do my hair? C'mon wake up sleepyhead.... c'mon, I need to get ready..... OMYGOD GIRLS, COME QUICK, SHE'S LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD!!!!!" Although her observational powers weren't quite as sharp as they should be, she was definitely right about her friend being dead... it seems some sneaky assassin had done it.
The Dead:
Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged
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and shit, did I forget to vote in here? I'll make sure to be more active this weekend. Sincere apologies
Fucking shit again??? Ugh, someone is going to get heavily grudged
Oh well, good luck and godspeed girls!
oooooooo
alot.
right.... going to be heading to bed here soon.
but i'll be around tomorrow too.
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Also we have 27 left at this point, I guess things change when we get down to 11 Gunmen left.
[p.s. if I get to racialist, let me know, but this is the most fun ive ever had rp'ing in a phalla]
Is that a challenge?!
A man's fighting spirit can not be contained!
Your missiles will not stop this hand!
Do you have a fighting spirit?
Or will you fall just like those before us!
Who the hell do you think I am?
Very Very Very Win. So win.
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This.
And don't call me Shirley.