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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hmm, should I start an NCAA basketball thread? Some big stuff's been happening lately, but strangely I don't see a thread for it.

    I saw some discussion in the NBA thread, but the title is a little misleading...

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
    I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you with all that cat in your mouth.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man.

    I've had dogs, cats, horses, geese, lizards, salamanders, frogs, toads, centipedes, snakes, fish, and snails, and family have had possums and chinchillas and tarantulas and various tree birds.

    Cats still win.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
    I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you with all that pussy in your mouth.

    Fix'd.

    It's okay, though, I can see how you'd be confused, given your lack of experience on the subject.

    Edit: Too much?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i'd still have my cat if the neighbor's dogs didnt eat her :(

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Cats still win.
    You are wrong, as is everyone who agrees with you. This is a fact.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Incenjucar wrote:
    Cats still win.
    You are wrong, as is everyone who agrees with you. This is a fact.

    Dude.

    Even the horses agree with me.

    They'll steal sticks from the dogs just to torment them, then go and let a cat sleep on their bag all cuddly like.

    And the dogs? The dogs will make way for the cats, either letting them take over their dog beds, or use them much like the horses are used.

    Everyone is bitches to cats.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hacksaw wrote:
    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

    Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
    I'm sorry, what? I can't hear you with all that pussy in your mouth.

    Fix'd.

    It's okay, though, I can see how you'd be confused, given your lack of experience on the subject.

    Edit: Too much?
    Ow, my dignity.

    Oh wait.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cats also have much better euphemisms.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Incenjucar, you're a nutter. I'm willing to accept that cats can communicate effectively to those who know them well, and obviously the hooks and barbs don't matter, but you cannot objectively state that cats are smarter than dogs, whether you're comparing either the best of both species or an average. It's ludicrous to suggest otherwise, like claiming that fish are smarter than crows. The one animal has a demonstrable level of intelligence that is higher than that of the other.
    When I say cats can barely be trained to shit in a litter box, I don't mean it literally - what I mean is that they can't be trained in the same way a dog can.
    The affectionate cats you describe are about as visibly affectionate as a typical dog. Similarly, the most playful of cats will chase things for hours on end - as will a dog. Basically, all the virtues of cats that you describe in my post sound to me like those of a dog, except that cats rarely possess all of these attributes whereas dogs quite commonly hold all of them.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think the best pet ever, if they could be domesticated, would be a big fucking cat. Except for the fact that they are natural primate predators, and all that. But man, having a lynx or a panther as a pet, if you have a nice country place? That would be awesome.
    I would still prefer a dog. You've basically taken a wolf, which is similar to a big cat but smaller and smarter, and subjected it to tens of thousands of years of breeding and partnership with humans.
    I don't think I'd want to risk playing with a big cat. They are fucking strong.

    There are people who have "domesticated" wolves, and they never feel in any danger from the wolf, with good reason - but wolves are incredibly strong, and if they see a rabbit they can break your arm when they launch off after it.

    So it's possible to have a dangerous predator as a pet, as long as you know how to deal with it.

    Big cats probably don't even work as well as wolves, though, so I will never have a panther named Marlow. :(

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I miss my kitty so much :(

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2007
    Red Berry Blue, the traits that you don't enjoy in cats are what make them so endearing to me.

    Also, your favorite band sucks, as does your favorite artist and movie.

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Some street cat followed my former roommate into our apartment one time and we ended up keeping for some reason. God I fucking hated that cat. We already had a cat, who hated other cats, so we had to keep the stray in the bathroom almost at all times. That bathroom smelled goddamn horrible after a while. The cat was scrawny and not cute and for some reason no one thought to bathe it once it smelled like a million assholes and we were all too busy to take it to a vet or anything to get it checked out. God why the hell did we keep it?

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  • JragghenJragghen regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Demetri Martin is hilarious.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Oboro wrote:
    Red Berry Blue, the traits that you don't enjoy in cats are what make them so endearing to me.

    Also, your favorite band sucks, as does your favorite artist and movie.

    It's not that I don't enjoy cats. I like cats, a lot. It's just that dogs are a higher life form.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pets in general are kinda overrated.

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jragghen wrote:
    Demetri Martin is hilarious.

    True that.

    Anyone want to recommend some really heavy gangsta hip-hop? I mean, Illmatic is great and everything but right now I'm in the mood for something really pulsating bass-heavy, aggressive, and hard.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    i have a friend who owns a wolf
    like a real wolf
    here is a picture
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    one time i spent the night
    and the thing was in the window
    staring at me
    i couldnt go to sleep
    oh god i was scared

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    There are people who have "domesticated" wolves, and they never feel in any danger from the wolf, with good reason - but wolves are incredibly strong, and if they see a rabbit they can break your arm when they launch off after it.

    So it's possible to have a dangerous predator as a pet, as long as you know how to deal with it.

    Big cats probably don't even work as well as wolves, though, so I will never have a panther named Marlow. :(
    Well, think of how a cat bats at things with its paws while it plays. Now imagine a panther doing that to you, with the strength of five men.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    if i make this comeback I'll buy you 100 george-michaels you could teach to drive!

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    THEY'RE AS FAST AS TEN FAST MEN

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusu that looks like a dog I used to own.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusu that looks like a dog I used to own.
    was it a god damned timberfuckingwolf
    fuck that thing is scary

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  • JinniganJinnigan regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't understand why people are worried about terrorism.

    I mean, has anything happened in the US since 9/11?

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Kusu that looks like a dog I used to own.
    was it a god damned timberfuckingwolf
    fuck that thing is scary
    He was a malamute. A big one. In his winter coat, he actually looked more like a wolf than that wolf.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    People be saying I should go out tonight but I don't want to go out tonight.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Kusu that looks like a dog I used to own.
    was it a god damned timberfuckingwolf
    fuck that thing is scary
    He was a malamute. A big one. In his winter coat, he actually looked more like a wolf than that wolf.
    this mother fucker is still a puppy
    like one year old
    big as a bus

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    he's always fucking their other dog
    neither of them are fixed

    they're on their fourth litter

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ..ska?

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hm. got a retardzilla filling the morality thread with 'tardiness.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    The dog I had used to eat whole cannon bones.
    as in, the bone and everything. he'd just chew it up into splinters and swallow them. I wonder what that wolf could do to your leg.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    The dog I had used to eat whole cannon bones.
    as in, the bone and everything. he'd just chew it up into splinters and swallow them. I wonder what that wolf could do to your leg.
    haha
    he was playing with this other kids leg
    tore a pretty big hole in his jeans
    broke the skin a bit
    thank god he was just playing


    and the howls
    oh god the howls

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Is this new?

    I don't click every link. >.>

    This is the commercial.

    Heh, at least he has a sense of humor about himself, if nothing else.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    The dog I had used to eat whole cannon bones.
    as in, the bone and everything. he'd just chew it up into splinters and swallow them. I wonder what that wolf could do to your leg.
    haha
    he was playing with this other kids leg
    tore a pretty big hole in his jeans
    broke the skin a bit
    thank god he was just playing


    and the howls
    oh god the howls
    How big are your thighs kusu?

    Are they as big as a cow's?

    I don't think they are

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Is this new?

    I don't click every link. >.>

    This is the commercial.

    Heh, at least he has a sense of humor about himself, if nothing else.

    This just in: Working fast food commonly depicted as demeaning

    no rly

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  • MrMisterMrMister regular A pup must first get in the water to be successful as a seal!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hm. got a retardzilla filling the morality thread with 'tardiness.

    Yeah.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael regular Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    MrMister wrote:
    hm. got a retardzilla filling the morality thread with 'tardiness.

    Yeah.

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 @ you.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai regular __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    The dog I had used to eat whole cannon bones.
    as in, the bone and everything. he'd just chew it up into splinters and swallow them. I wonder what that wolf could do to your leg.
    haha
    he was playing with this other kids leg
    tore a pretty big hole in his jeans
    broke the skin a bit
    thank god he was just playing


    and the howls
    oh god the howls
    How big are your thighs kusu?

    Are they as big as a cow's?

    I don't think they are
    nah
    they are pretty big though still
    i'm happy with my weight though
    170 and 5'10 is by no means fat

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