for some reason the first level of no mercy is perfect for completely screwing people over
you get the dude who disturbs the witch, then while shooting it he sets off the car alarm and the boomer wanders over and blows up all over you, and then the hunter grabs the dude in the back because nobody is paying attention to the other survivors
i hate it when bitches don't want to be the survivors and just like playing infected
"okay guys! just sprint for it!"
and then they all run like idiots
and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.
Also this is the best damn No Mercy 4 victory we had. One smoker pulls a survivor off a ledge. Boomer explosion forces another off. When Bill and Louis go to the rescue, another hunter pounces Louis, shoving Bill off the building.
Had a similar thing happen when playing the first level of Blood Harvest. To the right of the survivor's spawn is that ledge. One smoker pulls Zoey off the ledge to hang, then both Louis and Bill end up hanging because they ran at the ledge too fast and slipped near the end, then I get pushed over the ledge and die from the fall damage. Map time: Approx 45 seconds.
almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide
almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide
I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.
almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide
I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.
If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.
i hate it when bitches don't want to be the survivors and just like playing infected
"okay guys! just sprint for it!"
and then they all run like idiots
and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.
Stantz does this. fuck that guy, we're always saving his dumb ass while he's running seven hundred feet ahead of everyone else
Yeah, I got tongue'd up on a building once when everyone else had jumped down.
"Quick guys just shoot this guy, I can cover you from up here"
"Guys, seriously, I am running out of health, come on now, just like 5 bullets my way is all I'm askin for"
...
"all right... I'm incapacitated now. Considering none of you guys can get to me, I'll just cover you with my pistol I gues- oh. okay. We're all dead. Great."
almost beat it without getting healed for that achievement
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide
I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.
If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.
also, they won't heal you if you're holding a medpack
i beat so many zombies to death with that medpack
in a week and a half i'll be at home with family and if i do get online i have to censor myself and i can't play late because i have to share a room with my brother and he goes to bed so early
hoh my god i just played with the worst pubby of all time in Versus. this will never be topped.
it was just the two of us after our other teammates died from a tank attack. I got grabbed by a smoker at point blank and he didn't notice, so I called it out and he started coming back to help. except he didn't shoot at it. apparently he was going to wait until he got into melee range to shoot it, except he moved too far past the smoker, and shot a fucking kerosene can. he paused for one second, long enough to type "shit" as the three of us burned to death, and as I lay incapacitated on the ground with roughly 50 health left, he freaked out and ran out of the fire, then stood there. I said "help me or I'm going to die!" .. did he run into the fire with his full health to save me? no, he stood there, said "hold on fire" and waited for the fire to burn out.
Haha, I just pulled off a flawness matyrdom, manned the machine gun with +1 life while I was on my last down on the No Mercy finale while my teammates made a run for the copter.
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Mod that replaces the Tank's screams with the ravings of the Tourette's guy. NSFW for the language
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you get the dude who disturbs the witch, then while shooting it he sets off the car alarm and the boomer wanders over and blows up all over you, and then the hunter grabs the dude in the back because nobody is paying attention to the other survivors
"okay guys! just sprint for it!"
and then they all run like idiots
and a smoker grabs me and i'm all screaming "JESUS CHRIST A SMOKER, HELP!" and they all keep running and i'm screaming "FUCK JUST TURN AROUND FOR HALF A SECOND AND SHOOT THIS FUCK!" and they don't and everyone else dies as i'm hanging against a building slowly dying.
Also this is the best damn No Mercy 4 victory we had. One smoker pulls a survivor off a ledge. Boomer explosion forces another off. When Bill and Louis go to the rescue, another hunter pounces Louis, shoving Bill off the building.
Just watching two people play it was up there in terms of "scariest, most exhilarating game moments ever".
Jeez
it's tough with computer characters because you have to lead them through the map and can't just hide
I'd imagine it is also harder because they try to heal you automatically, unless there is some sort of way around that.
If just getting the "being healed" bar doesn't screw up the achievement, you can always just swap guns to break out of getting healed.
Stantz does this. fuck that guy, we're always saving his dumb ass while he's running seven hundred feet ahead of everyone else
"Quick guys just shoot this guy, I can cover you from up here"
"Guys, seriously, I am running out of health, come on now, just like 5 bullets my way is all I'm askin for"
...
"all right... I'm incapacitated now. Considering none of you guys can get to me, I'll just cover you with my pistol I gues- oh. okay. We're all dead. Great."
also, they won't heal you if you're holding a medpack
i beat so many zombies to death with that medpack
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the only reason we lost those rounds is because you didn't use your medpack correctly
I will be rich again
in a week and a half
5 days
until I am rich again
but I will be poor again in 6 days
because I still have to buy all my secret satan stuff
where's that site that tests if your computer can run certain games
This site intrigues me, where is it?
I just noticed that group I made for SE++ Left 4 Dead was a private group
I made it public, join now
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/SEL4D
by at least 3 times over.
Fuckin' finals.
real me replace sleep with studying
not games
it was just the two of us after our other teammates died from a tank attack. I got grabbed by a smoker at point blank and he didn't notice, so I called it out and he started coming back to help. except he didn't shoot at it. apparently he was going to wait until he got into melee range to shoot it, except he moved too far past the smoker, and shot a fucking kerosene can. he paused for one second, long enough to type "shit" as the three of us burned to death, and as I lay incapacitated on the ground with roughly 50 health left, he freaked out and ran out of the fire, then stood there. I said "help me or I'm going to die!" .. did he run into the fire with his full health to save me? no, he stood there, said "hold on fire" and waited for the fire to burn out.
i burned to death right as a hunter pounced him.
"Everybody GOOOOOOOOOO"-RATATATATATATATATATA!
When does the hurting stop?