TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
edited December 2008
Sorry about the skimpy narration... maybe I'll elaborate later... it's doubtful.
As another day of intense battles went by, the Gundam phallateers were clearly improving their abilities. Although the occasional embarassment of a fight would occur, most demonstrated the awesome skill of the pilots. Even the locals were starting to get into it, despite the wanton destruction and massive loss of life resulting from poorly aimed laser fire, they now longer felt it necessary to assault the pilots with produce.
Some of the pilots even managed to get swarms of fans, like Dac Vin. Throughout the region not a single post-pubescent boys room was complete without a poster of her carefully stashed away. Unfortunately, her fans could not save her from a whalloping at the hands of Micro, the crying still hasn't let up.
In other news, sportzboyjtw, Maximus, and DarkPrimus were all defeated in combat, meaning that it was time to select the next days competitors. Unfortunately, there just weren't enough clear favorites, so there would be plenty of action... and death.
OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
Warban vs Ianator
Arasaki vs Micro
Vertroue vs Egos
VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
Doxa vs FreeAgent
Or at least, there would've been tons of action the next day, but when all the Phallateers came out to stretch and practice... nobody could find OtakuD00D or Warban. Perhaps the were assassinated.
The Dead: Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinated
Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated
Apologies for not posting properly yesterday, I was very very drunk, having won a £500 ($750ish) hamper at a charity dinner having only put £5 in the raffle. So my colleagues and I got hammered. Typical Brits, I hear you say!
Anyhow. Egos, I don't think you've fought yet - you fight tonight, right?
Oh, and as The_Reflection wants to fight - here ya go, just being polite - it is nearly Christmas after all.
Also, don't expect much from me in the next couple of days other than the odd post and bit of commentary, as I will reach the prodigious age of 23 on Tuesday. And will be either at work, or comatose, for the next 4 days. Good times.
!Grundl, just to spread the love. And seriously, does anyone have any leads? I can't believe how many have died without a single red death yet. This seems like it is getting pretty dire.
Girls, let's get some analysis going on here. We're shooting blind, and I think we need to keep a strong vote on our best suspects.
Day 0:
Thetheroo vs Lawinator
Darian vs VThornheart Maximus vs MagicMan
Ianator vs Gumpy Warban(ass) vs OrangeSoda
The dead: Gumpy (Erik the Viking - Viking Gundam) - Wardrobe malfunction CrimsonCoyote (Andrew Graham - Lumber Gundam) - Assassinated
Day 1:
Sportzboyjtw vs Warban(ass)
Maximus vs OtakuD00D(ass)
Dac Vin vs Micro TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus
The dead:
Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged
Day 2:
OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror Warban vs Ianator
Arasaki vs Micro
Vertroue vs Egos
VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
Doxa vs FreeAgent
The Dead: Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinated Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated
From that analysis, I see that!Lawinatorhas won two matches. That means he's special somehow, but I don't think he's innocent in that case, since Thetheroo got rotten tomato'd. I'd suspect that if he weren't devilish, he would've been assassinated or sabotaged by now. The other two who've won (Warban and Otaku) were assassinated (with Otaku eating a vote bandwagon - orchestrated by devils? That'd be Lawinator, Reflection, and VThornheart.)
My suspicions are also on Ianator and Grundlterror. Because they rhyme and do crime.
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As another day of intense battles went by, the Gundam phallateers were clearly improving their abilities. Although the occasional embarassment of a fight would occur, most demonstrated the awesome skill of the pilots. Even the locals were starting to get into it, despite the wanton destruction and massive loss of life resulting from poorly aimed laser fire, they now longer felt it necessary to assault the pilots with produce.
Some of the pilots even managed to get swarms of fans, like Dac Vin. Throughout the region not a single post-pubescent boys room was complete without a poster of her carefully stashed away. Unfortunately, her fans could not save her from a whalloping at the hands of Micro, the crying still hasn't let up.
In other news, sportzboyjtw, Maximus, and DarkPrimus were all defeated in combat, meaning that it was time to select the next days competitors. Unfortunately, there just weren't enough clear favorites, so there would be plenty of action... and death.
OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
Warban vs Ianator
Arasaki vs Micro
Vertroue vs Egos
VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
Doxa vs FreeAgent
Or at least, there would've been tons of action the next day, but when all the Phallateers came out to stretch and practice... nobody could find OtakuD00D or Warban. Perhaps the were assassinated.
The Dead:
Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinated
Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated
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No guard sucks Good luck village. Your going to need it now.
HOW CAN IT BE OVER?!??! KILL MORE STUFF!
Does anyone have any leads? To tell the truth, I was kind of suspicious of Sportzboy... apparently that was way off. So I don't know. =(
Well. Damn. That did not turn out well now, did it. See you, Mech Fighter. ..Boy.
OooOooOoOo
A pair of torn cardboard boxes litter the battlefield, labeled "GUNDAM".
Yes, what have you done? Now there is no one to master the BOX.
and The_Reflection ;crazy shark mascots with uzis need
Anyhow. Egos, I don't think you've fought yet - you fight tonight, right?
Oh, and as The_Reflection wants to fight - here ya go, just being polite - it is nearly Christmas after all.
ARRIBA! ARRIBA! Yo esse's let's get this rumble started.
!VThornheart!
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man...last night was a tough night. We have no leads, no red deaths...nothing
!The_Reflection
!Doxa so I can taste a little oil
Ah I see...
!vote Egos
I wasn't joking, I wanna fight or something gringos, before i get bored and take a siesta.
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I must respect his hot latin blooded desire of fighting.
!Wildcat
you can call me a flip flopper
I didn't even know The_Reflection had hot latin blood..this makes my animal attraction to him much more valid
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Day 0:
Thetheroo vs Lawinator
Darian vs VThornheart
Maximus vs MagicMan
Ianator vs Gumpy
Warban(ass) vs OrangeSoda
The dead:
Gumpy (Erik the Viking - Viking Gundam) - Wardrobe malfunction
CrimsonCoyote (Andrew Graham - Lumber Gundam) - Assassinated
Day 1:
Sportzboyjtw vs Warban(ass)
Maximus vs OtakuD00D(ass)
Dac Vin vs Micro
TheLawinator vs DarkPrimus
The dead:
Thetheroo - Romario Monini, pilot of Jester Gundam - Rotten Tomatoed
Darian - Chandra Shijema, pilot of Cobra Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
MagicMan - Kaure Ramses, pilot of Pharaoh Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
Orangesoda - Carlos Anadlusia, pilot of Matador Gundam - Just wasn't strong enough
WilDPantA05 - Janet Smith, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Assassinated
Kime - Saette Gyuzelle, pilot of Gundam Scimitar - Sabotaged
Day 2:
OtakuD00D vs GrundlTerror
Warban vs Ianator
Arasaki vs Micro
Vertroue vs Egos
VThornheart vs Kuhlemeye
Doxa vs FreeAgent
The Dead:
Sportzboyjtw - Argo Gulski, pilot of Bolt Gundam and soon to be Black Joker of Shuffle Alliance - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Maximus - Conta N'Doul, pilot of Zebra Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
Dac Vin - Shirley Lane, mechanic and member of the Chibodee Girls - Defeated in Honorable Combat
DarkPrimus - Rutger Verhoeven, pilot of Nether Gundam - Defeated in Honorable Combat
OtakuD00D - Kill Harn, pilot of Temjin Gundam - Assassinated
Warban - Allenby Beardsley, pilot of Nobel Gundam (Berserker) - Assassinated
From that analysis, I see that !Lawinator has won two matches. That means he's special somehow, but I don't think he's innocent in that case, since Thetheroo got rotten tomato'd. I'd suspect that if he weren't devilish, he would've been assassinated or sabotaged by now. The other two who've won (Warban and Otaku) were assassinated (with Otaku eating a vote bandwagon - orchestrated by devils? That'd be Lawinator, Reflection, and VThornheart.)
My suspicions are also on Ianator and Grundlterror. Because they rhyme and do crime.
and my computer is being a bitch and a half.
stupid computer....
that being said...
!Ianator
because Sister is suspicious of him.
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