Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
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Probably because canucks are naturally resentful of anything french, blame quebec.
I like french fries well enough. :P I'm even Albertan, so there's a double whammy, but unlike my provincial brethren, I have no problem with Quebec or her people. I'm cool with transfer payments so long as the formula doesn't single out any one source of revenue and while I can't speak it, I'm cool with the French language (Or the dialect that is particular to Quebec).
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"
Probably because canucks are naturally resentful of anything french, blame quebec.
I like french fries well enough. :P I'm even Albertan, so there's a double whammy, but unlike my provincial brethren, I have no problem with Quebec or her people. I'm cool with transfer payments so long as the formula doesn't single out any one source of revenue and while I can't speak it, I'm cool with the French language (Or the dialect that is particular to Quebec).
French fries? What are those? Anything like Freedom fries comrade?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"
'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.
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Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"
'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.
"To my new best friend and recipient of one hundred dollars,"
Something about the ridiculousness of customers at this joint who would complain if the cold and hot parts of their burger touched too early or something.
I just remember the line, "ZER VILL BE ORDER IN MIEN BURGER!"
It was a glorious comic, but the internet seems to have forgotten about it...
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"
'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.
"To my new best friend and recipient of one hundred dollars,"
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"
'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.
Way too posh.
*E: uh, here, in the Netherlands, Randstad in particular. Regional differences all up ins.
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
See, I had a more formal letter but my better half convinced me it was transparent and condescending.
Fuck me, do I ever need a job. I'm not getting any responses to my resume though.
What do you say in a resume e-mail? "Hello, I saw your ad and would love the chance to interview for the position. I am attaching a copy of my resume for your consideration." ?
I think you're fine.
You're just competing against gazillions of other people that need a job too.
[whine] But it's been nearly a month and I have no money for x-mas presents and my girlfriend is upset with me and all I want is to work for some damn monies! [/whine]
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I don't know where all the breakfast bashing in this thread is coming from. If you don't like pancakes, french toast, waffles or crepes you better at least like cookies, especially Dickerdoodles!
do you even like fish, Nova?
you have to like fish
Haha, that's awesome, because no, I can't stand fish. It's gross.
EDIT: Like, I'll eat pancakes if they're being served, same with ham. I'd never make them myself, though. But fish? No. Not even if it's the only thing to eat.
See, I had a more formal letter but my better half convinced me it was transparent and condescending.
[whine] But it's been nearly a month and I have no money for x-mas presents and my girlfriend is upset with me and all I want is to work for some damn monies! [/whine]
What's transparent about a formal letter? Of course you're just writing like that to get a job. That's why you're sending in an application in the first place. It just shows that you took the time to write it down in a formal way.
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I had an omelette stuffed with mashed potatoes once.
So good.
Probably because canucks are naturally resentful of anything french, blame quebec.
pleasepaypreacher.net
How about we cut out the middle man and I just inject mashed potatoes into your stomach.
I know I'm late here, but I usually use the e-mail as my cover letter of sorts. I like to keep it brief so it's not boring.
And yet I'm still stuck at my shitty job.
All those wyminz...
How about we just quit dancing this violent tango and you just stick your man meat in my quivering rectum already?
What, fuck, no, I just want you dead and those mashed potatoes dealt with so I can have some plain pancakes and syrup.
"Dear sir/madam" would be a better start than a "hello".
I like french fries well enough. :P I'm even Albertan, so there's a double whammy, but unlike my provincial brethren, I have no problem with Quebec or her people. I'm cool with transfer payments so long as the formula doesn't single out any one source of revenue and while I can't speak it, I'm cool with the French language (Or the dialect that is particular to Quebec).
But it quivers just for you.
If I know the company name, I usually use "<Company Name>,"
French fries? What are those? Anything like Freedom fries comrade?
pleasepaypreacher.net
'to whom it may concern' is your best friend.
Comrade? Looks like someone just blew their deep cover, you pinko commie bastard.
anyways it's lunch time. time for some ham
"To my new best friend and recipient of one hundred dollars,"
Something about the ridiculousness of customers at this joint who would complain if the cold and hot parts of their burger touched too early or something.
I just remember the line, "ZER VILL BE ORDER IN MIEN BURGER!"
It was a glorious comic, but the internet seems to have forgotten about it...
'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MAY ALREADY HAVE WON!'
And then the whole communist business in the 40s, and somehow pink with its new negative connotations gets shifted over to women. Funny that.
Not a fan of ham, either. :P
*E: uh, here, in the Netherlands, Randstad in particular. Regional differences all up ins.
Man what do you eat? Soy cereal with some soy milk? Maybe some soy toast with a nice tall glass of soy to wash that down?
See, I had a more formal letter but my better half convinced me it was transparent and condescending.
[whine] But it's been nearly a month and I have no money for x-mas presents and my girlfriend is upset with me and all I want is to work for some damn monies! [/whine]
Hire me! I'll make you a sandwich for $10 / hour!
you have to like fish
The question is not what, but what.
Are you interested in cow?
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
This update just went up so i figured not everyone would have read it already.
why is everyone in jail?
I'm getting Jimmy John's delivered.
Haha, that's awesome, because no, I can't stand fish. It's gross.
EDIT: Like, I'll eat pancakes if they're being served, same with ham. I'd never make them myself, though. But fish? No. Not even if it's the only thing to eat.
Haha, yes! "Does that look like a birthmark to you?!?"
We've been offensive from the start. I think the mod's must have recently been offered kick backs from the private jail industry.
makes sense...
anyway, anything interesting goings ons?