Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money
I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money
I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.
Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money
I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.
Judges?
Ooooh low scores.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.
I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.
Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.
I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.
Without the quote, religion flamewar page 1.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I always feel weird just reading the fashion thread. It's like when you discover any group of dedicated hobbyists and realise that there's this whole world with it's own hierarchy and rules that you never even realised existed.
I always feel weird just reading the fashion thread. It's like when you discover any group of dedicated hobbyists and realise that there's this whole world with it's own hierarchy and rules that you never even realised existed.
Meh. I don't really go for the whole rules and hierarchy crap. I just want to look nice to attract women.
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.
I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.
Woman: "I'm going to die painfully and slowly and would like a chance to end my suffering if I must"
Life is a gift from Almighty God, given us through Almighty God through the cooperation of our parents. If God gives us that gift, He can take that from us but we're not taking it from Him and as it were saying, 'well God, I'm finished with life because I can't cope with cancer or Parkinson's or whatever it has to be'. We just wait on God calling us to himself.
I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.
I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.
However dickish they're being, I think they're right. Assisted suicide really shouldn't be legalised, it'd lead to some rather unfortunate consequences. But I mean wow, what a bunch of cunts.
he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money
I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.
Judges?
Ooooh low scores.
Next contestant.
"Air Jordans: You won't even be able to tell they're there!"
or
Maybe I'm seeing a marketing campaign that has one team of basketball players with sweatbands on, and another team with Jordan Tampons strapped to their forehead.
And by the end of the game, the sweatbands have become saturated with sweat, and sweat is getting into the eyes of those players anyway, and the other team with the tampons looks pristine, haven't sweat at all. Not even out of breath.
At the end Jordan comes out and takes one of the tampons and sniffs it, looks to the camera, smiles and says "Now there's a hole in one. Is one in your hole?"
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.
Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.
He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
he's so rich he will be able to buy a box seat next to satan himself, paid for with Michal Jordan Brand (TM) Tampons money
I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
The problem with NBA endorsed tampons is that they tend to dribble.
Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.
Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.
He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).
Well slap me silly and call me Marge, Preach, I never would have done thought that without you here to tell me something that someone else had already said.
Edit: You see, Preach, the joke there was that I was intolerant of his position on religion threads, instead of being intolerant of his position in an actual religion thread.
However dickish they're being, I think they're right. Assisted suicide really shouldn't be legalised, it'd lead to some rather unfortunate consequences. But I mean wow, what a bunch of cunts.
So, what? You just think they're being dickish in the way that they're saying that? You don't think that telling someone they should have to suffer a slow and painful death is bad enough on its own?
Religion threads are pointless because neither side on these forums is remotely willing to consider the other sides position.
Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.
He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).
Honestly though I do think the internet helped in that regard
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... equals?
I think probably Me minus my hamster and minus my fail would probably equal Senj.
I mean, if I were just being honest.
Maybe like a Super Senj.
Super Saiyanj
It's MY island!
Senj's fail is a limit approaching infinity
The Catholic Church, sensitive as ever, has basically told her she needs to man up:
I wonder if this would sustain a thread.
I dunno if a Micheal Jordan brand tampon would be all that effective, he had a stable but he doesn't have the kids for that kind of marketing. Now Shawn Kemp, there is a guy who knows his way around a vagoo.
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Religion flamewar before it even leaves page 1.
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This from the religion that worships the guy who spent his life trying to get himself killed
edit: Oh, great, totp.
I think your definition of 'fail' is a limit approaching retarded. Eh? Eh?
Senj regularly makes the kind of jokes I would, but something nearing 5-8 times better.
Wha?
Judges?
Ooooh low scores.
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I probably wouldn't mention that quote in the OP. I included it basically because it's jaw-dropping in it's incredible arrogance.
THIS IS HOW THE PAGE STARTS
Without the quote, religion flamewar page 1.
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Meh. I don't really go for the whole rules and hierarchy crap. I just want to look nice to attract women.
Woman: "I'm going to die painfully and slowly and would like a chance to end my suffering if I must"
Catholic Church: "Nut up, shaky lady."
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However dickish they're being, I think they're right. Assisted suicide really shouldn't be legalised, it'd lead to some rather unfortunate consequences. But I mean wow, what a bunch of cunts.
Next contestant.
"Air Jordans: You won't even be able to tell they're there!"
or
Maybe I'm seeing a marketing campaign that has one team of basketball players with sweatbands on, and another team with Jordan Tampons strapped to their forehead.
And by the end of the game, the sweatbands have become saturated with sweat, and sweat is getting into the eyes of those players anyway, and the other team with the tampons looks pristine, haven't sweat at all. Not even out of breath.
At the end Jordan comes out and takes one of the tampons and sniffs it, looks to the camera, smiles and says "Now there's a hole in one. Is one in your hole?"
Fuck your position on religion threads you bastard.
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Lalalalala stop oppressing me bigot!!!
He's right. Religion is one of those things strong opinion things, no one changes theirs because someone on the internet (unless you're chasing primo box).
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Hearty laughter from me to you.
thanks
YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED
Well slap me silly and call me Marge, Preach, I never would have done thought that without you here to tell me something that someone else had already said.
Edit: You see, Preach, the joke there was that I was intolerant of his position on religion threads, instead of being intolerant of his position in an actual religion thread.
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To be fair, one position is wrong.
I'm meeeeelting.
Why hello Haps!
We we're just discussing yams
delicious candied yams
Got me out of my Catholic bubble
To be fair, you just totally proved me point, idiot.
Now, go scamper off and fall in love with some cute young thing!
I am seriously going to set you on fire if you come to the meet-up, dude.
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With marshmallows, and cinnamon.