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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Right on.

    If you want to be a dick for no reason, just keep on confusing him with Sherman Alexie.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    We will probably talk about horror movies!

    And about how beautiful his hair is.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ask him how he gets it so soft. See, I can't do nothing with this old mop of mine. It's like barn hay.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My epic poetry class is over. I am sad.

    Next year, should I take Greek tragedy or beg for an independent study class?

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    My epic poetry class is over. I am sad.

    Next year, should I take Greek tragedy or beg for an independent study class?

    Independent Study.

    It's glorious

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ok so what should I independently study?

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Greek Tragedy maybe?

    Something that you look forward to studying, but dread being forced to listen to sophomoric lectures and moronic classmates on and that you are confident that you'll be able to excel in with little aid or input from the professor.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    man, i like william gibson but hate his fucking sentence fragments. you could do that shit with commas, jerkass. it would read better.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am going to try to study dystopian literature. Cross your fingers for me as I seek a mentor.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man, i like william gibson but hate his fucking sentence fragments. you could do that shit with commas, jerkass. it would read better.

    I'm of the same mind about James Elroy; yes, LA Confidential was great but not every sentence needs to be eight words or less.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Everybody always talks about Greek Tragedy
    But not enough people mention Greek Comedy
    There's some quality stuff there
    What with the wives boycotting sex with their husbands and braggart soldiers getting their comeuppence

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i am really impressed with how culturally informed gibson is. a hotel called the mondrian? hilarious! i don't even care if it actually exists, it's still hilarious

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    Yakumo FujiiYakumo Fujii Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm about half way through Mistborn. I really like it so far, especially the magic system. Much more original than most.

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    What was she like?
    "Ordinary. The kind of dangerous, beautiful ordinary that you just can't leave alone. Like an angel from the underworld or maybe a devil from paradise."

    "It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation."
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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i am really impressed with how culturally informed gibson is. a hotel called the mondrian? hilarious! i don't even care if it actually exists, it's still hilarious

    oh my goodness this totally reminds me of this one place I saw in LA

    I took a picture but it is large so I am linking it.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Stand out, those buildings do.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Everybody always talks about Greek Tragedy
    But not enough people mention Greek Comedy
    There's some quality stuff there
    What with the wives boycotting sex with their husbands and braggart soldiers getting their comeuppence

    There was a reading of Lysistrata at my (Catholic) high school

    boy, that wasn't awkward at all

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Has anyone here read The Oresteia?

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    I am going to try to study dystopian literature. Cross your fingers for me as I seek a mentor.

    That's, like, the best thing to study.

    I need to find a copy of Napoleon of Notting Hill.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Tonight I'm going to force my way through To The Wedding for school. I can't stand it at all.

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    So far Moving Pictures is the most brilliant Discworld book, in my opinion.

    Though Mort has still been my favourite.

    Further updates as I move further into the series (I own... a lot of them now!)

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    Rane, you lazy bastard, you can shut the hell up.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just read Water for Elephants last week. It is just a wonderful book that I feel everybody should know about.

    Also, for Orik. http://www.mondrianhotel.com/

    Dynamic Urban Resort

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ok, started reading Gentlemen of the Road. So far it has a giant African Jew named Amram wielding a Viking axe called Defiler Of Your Mother. I like it.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm about half way through Mistborn. I really like it so far, especially the magic system. Much more original than most.

    Thats the series where the "Hero of Legend" type character tries and fails to beat the great evil, right?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'm about half way through Mistborn. I really like it so far, especially the magic system. Much more original than most.

    Thats the series where the "Hero of Legend" type character tries and fails to beat the great evil, right?

    STFU idiot

    also the author is a nice dude and I am insanely jealous of the magic system because I have been trying to create one for years and failing miserably

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I'm sorry, did I spoil something that is explicitly stated on the back cover?

    Let me find the words to express how sorry I am.

    You suck.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'm sorry, did I spoil something that is explicitly stated on the back cover?

    Let me find the words to express how sorry I am.

    You suck.

    I read it in PDF form so I didn't see the back cover. Pardon me for assuming that something not revealed until the end of the book in a relatively climactic scene may, in fact, be a spoiler. Also, if you already knew the answer to your own question, why did you bother asking? To show off your excellent cover-reading abilities? In conclusion, suck a cheetah's dick. Thank you and have a blessed day.

    P.S. oogmar are you reading the Discworld books in order or what?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apparently there are two more books after Mistborn? My library just had Mistborn, and I really liked it

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Apparently there are two more books after Mistborn? My library just had Mistborn, and I really liked it

    It is a trilogy, yes. For some reason, I wasn't so blown away by the first one that I felt compelled to run out and get the others. Solid book though.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    haven't picked up the third one, waiting for a paperback version, but the second one was pretty good stuff.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I'm sorry, did I spoil something that is explicitly stated on the back cover?

    Let me find the words to express how sorry I am.

    You suck.

    I read it in PDF form so I didn't see the back cover. Pardon me for assuming that something not revealed until the end of the book in a relatively climactic scene may, in fact, be a spoiler. Also, if you already knew the answer to your own question, why did you bother asking? To show off your excellent cover-reading abilities? In conclusion, suck a cheetah's dick. Thank you and have a blessed day.

    P.S. oogmar are you reading the Discworld books in order or what?

    Pratchett better not start forgetting his own name and the appropriate function of trousers before finishing up Raising Taxes, I swear to god.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey, he can forget trousers all he wants if he leaves that brain space for Discworld.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Hey, he can forget trousers all he wants if he leaves that brain space for Discworld.

    you know, right after he got diagnosed he actually said he had just came up with this brilliant idea about a magical flat world balanced atop four elephants, who themselves stand on a giant turtle, but he hasn't decided how to call it yet.

    If that isn't treating sickness with laughter I don't know what is.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Ringo wrote: »
    I just read Water for Elephants last week. It is just a wonderful book that I feel everybody should know about.

    Also, for Orik. http://www.mondrianhotel.com/

    Dynamic Urban Resort

    you have no idea how happy this makes me

    the main character thinks of that hotel 'could you live here and still be technically homeless? i think so.'

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oooooooooogmaaaaaaaarrrrr.

    Thanks for your sig; props, home-slice.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    i am really impressed with how culturally informed gibson is. a hotel called the mondrian? hilarious! i don't even care if it actually exists, it's still hilarious

    oh my goodness this totally reminds me of this one place I saw in LA

    I took a picture but it is large so I am linking it.

    yes!

    this is a good morning

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    oogmaroogmar Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    P.S. oogmar are you reading the Discworld books in order or what?

    I end up Powell's at least twice a week (there are perks to living within walking distance of North America's largest independent bookstore) and pick one up almost every time I'm there, so yes.

    Oooooooooogmaaaaaaaarrrrr.

    Thanks for your sig; props, home-slice.

    No problem, man. It made me laugh harder than I have in a very long while.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ringo wrote: »
    I just read Water for Elephants last week. It is just a wonderful book that I feel everybody should know about.

    Also, for Orik. http://www.mondrianhotel.com/

    Dynamic Urban Resort

    you have no idea how happy this makes me

    the main character thinks of that hotel 'could you live here and still be technically homeless? i think so.'
    Spook Country is so fucking good. Did you finish it yet? I think I may have liked it better than Pattern Recognition.

    And Pattern Recognition was the best thing Gibson had written since Neuromancer.

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    so uh

    anyone here read the book Nixonland?

    I've heard some pretty good things about it from my brother

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Finally, The Count of Monte Cristo has started killing people
    Or at least presiding over their death's

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