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    METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    Jaunty wrote: »
    I don't suppose you guys could recommend a good, recent martial-arts flic in the vein of Ong Bak (i.e. the less CG and wires the better)? I watched Ong Bak and Chocolate, by the same director, and now I've really got an itch for more. The Protector just didn't do it for me, something about it seemed less harsh in terms of the movie's sets and shooting. Ong Bak just looked rough, and I loved it.

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    I like Killzone a lot, but there's literally like four fight scenes in the movie.

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hero is extremely boring.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I believe Killzone was edited. And anyway the fight scenes are fucking awesome. Sammo Hung is sweet as hell. And the knife guy.

    Another cool movie is Returner. And House of Fury but that is a comedy. And Dragon Tiger Gate but it has a shitty plot and dialogue.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oh my god you know what, YOU are boring. Also French films and golf and watching paint dry. Hero is not boring.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think he's confusing Hero with War

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Golf is too frustrating to be truly boring.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Putting this on now

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    War may have been one of the worst movies ever. Also golf sucks to watch if not to play.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I love Jason Statham but jesus that and the Death Race remake movie are fucking awful

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    METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    it probably was edited, and yeah, the fight scenes are badass. They really have a vicious 80s feel to them, but all hyper like. I just wish there were more of them.

    I've always been really partial to Jet Li's Twin Warriors movie.

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    House of Flying Daggers is another boring martial arts film directed by Zhang Yimou which masquerades as a film that is really DRAMATIC and substantial when it is neither of those things.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i love this thread and basically anything by jackie chan, chow yun fat, tony jaa, and jet li. even their american stuff like replacement killers and rush hour and kiss of the dragon and unleashed. though war was pretty dumb. and now i'm rambling.

    but yeah, has anyone seen the dead or alive trilogy by takeshi miike? because hot damn those are pretty awesome as well as being ridiculously stupid
    if im remembering the right movie, the first dead or alive movie had the most ridiculous ending ive ever seen of anything ever

    check out the sequels too. they manage to top the ending to the original

    EDIT haha oh man, its on youtube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_cjQLiplI

    Hahaha

    what the fuck

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That Monkey King movie that just came out with Jet Li and Jackie Chan was goofy as hell but a lot of fun.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    House of Flying Daggers was not as good as Hero. Also do you actually like any wuxia movies and if so which. And if not then why are you bitching, complain about ice cream being cold why don't you.

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    METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    everything zhang yimou did after Hero was just trying to feed off of it. Oh, and I'm tired of Zhang Ziyi.

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I enjoyed Crouching Tiger, though I haven't seen it for a while.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Yimou did Curse of the Golden Flower right? That was good. Not great but good. Visually awesome at least.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Curse of the Golden Flower was a movie I started watching like... a quarter in.

    I did not finish it.

    Not even an abundance of Gong Li and cleavage could keep me truly bound to the the film.

    But I had also bought Fallout 3 like... the day before so... maybe I should give it proper shot.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Crouching Tiger is a great film and one that I felt I needed to own

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kung Fu Hustle was pretty awesome

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hard Boiled is fucking great. The literal translation title is "Hot-Handed God of Cops." They really should have gone with that.
    naporeon wrote: »
    Oh man, The Killer.

    I need to watch that shit again right now.
    Fun fact--Woo based The Killer off of Le Samourai.

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Crouching Tiger is a pretty excellent movie.

    I ended up watching it again a couple months ago, found it on demand, and it was just as awesome as I remember it.

    Fucking huge-ass fight in the inn, the pseudo-sex when Ziyi Zhang (I've forgotten her character's name) fights Li Mu Bai, and then the fucking ending that, depending on how you interpret it, is either devastatingly tragic or hopeful...

    Gawddam.

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    METAzraeLMETAzraeL Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Curse of the Golden Flower had awesome ninjas, but that was about it.

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    WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I saw Hard Boiled in a shop for about £2 a few years back and I didn't buy it as I wasn't sure whether it was a good or bad John Woo film. I have regretted that ever since. Could probably get it for even less now.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I feel this thread is appropriate for Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock beating the shit outta some dudes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX1wpoH5kg8&feature=related

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Golden Flower was not the best thing. Also Heroic Trio is great no matter how absolutely terribly corny it is.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kung Fu Hustle was pretty awesome

    Indeed it was.

    The Three Heroes

    The Harpists

    Landlord and Landlady vs The Beast

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i liked shaloin soccer a little bit more than kung fu hustle. mostly because the soccer scenes were so damn ridiculous

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i liked shaloin soccer a little bit more than kung fu hustle. mostly because the soccer scenes were so damn ridiculous

    I just sat there mouth hanging open, paralyzed by the awesome ending, the first time I watched it.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i liked shaloin soccer a little bit more than kung fu hustle. mostly because the soccer scenes were so damn ridiculous

    It was the teams that did it.


    The woman-man team was just so damn hysterical.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have a lot of wu tang films on vhs.

    They are pretty fuckin rad.

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anyone else seen the Young and Dangerous series? Those were some great triad gangster films. I should really try and get the dvd box set at some point. Although I don't know if it's even available for pal 4 regions.

    I'd probably be fine with SBS just rerunning them all again.

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    iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I really liked Fearless and nobody has mentioned it yet.

    Did anyone else like Fearless?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »

    i know its french, but that shirt and the bleached hair is completely inexcusable.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i liked shaloin soccer a little bit more than kung fu hustle. mostly because the soccer scenes were so damn ridiculous

    It was the teams that did it.


    The woman-man team was just so damn hysterical.

    I think my favorite scene in that is the team's formation atop the roof, as each member arrives with the wind dramatically billowing their increasingly absurd outfits.

    Also: "What are you doing here? Why do you look like E.T.?"

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ong bak 2 might be the greatest thing ever. It is certainly the muddiest kung fu movie trailer I have ever seen, good grief.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's an Ong Bak 2?

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    There's an Ong Bak 2?

    Yes. Here is the wiki
    holy shit it came out a few days ago! (dec 8!)

    http://www.ongbak2themovie.com/index/

    there was a red band trailer linked last page


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6rKVVL1KEI&eurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/movievideo/ong-bak-2-international-red-band-trailer
    Its an old thing he apparently did on some talk show or something.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kung Fu Mahjong is also really great and stars the same old couple from Kung Fu Hustle.

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