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Dumb Emails From Parents

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    hey Goatmon, i'm totally gonna email your dad now and ask him for dick pix

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I always ask for it when somebody I know dies. The whole life is short thing messes with my head and makes me do things that common decency says you shouldn't

    And at least you're good looking. I've asked people who aren't.

    Fiz on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the question that is burning in my mind is

    is it just coincidence that goatmon and lucky cynic are both terrible as well as furries?

    Ranx on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goatmon I am going to mail your father my fursona.



    You know, to blow his mind.

    Lucky Cynic on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    the question that is burning in my mind is

    is it just coincidence that goatmon and lucky cynic are both terrible as well as furries?

    I'm not terrible. =(

    Lucky Cynic on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goatmon I am going to mail your father my fursona.



    You know, to blow his mind.
    that's not change we can believe in!

    Clint Eastwood on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    fuck the elderly

    false teeth speak false truths

    I like this.

    Because you're an idiot, I guess? I mean, this is just a guess, but let me know if it's close.
    You are without a doubt the dumest bastard I've came across in quite a while.

    Have you been held captive by Stephen Hawking for quite a while? Does he have a badass robot body now?

    Defender on
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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    did you tell him that according to calendar changes, christ was actually born somewhere in september or so according to current calendars?

    I think the funnier fact is that we now believe he was born around 4 BC.

    Most say either four or six BC. Other proposals range from ten BC to four AD. One crazy guy says it was either the late tenth or early eleventh century, but it's a part of his conspiracy theory. According to him, the first millennium didn't actually happen. He's crazy.

    September is just as wrong as December. Christmas wasn't celebrated until the early fifth century. The actual birthdate was probably never noted. At best, some of his immediate family might have remembered about when it happened relative to other events. Birthdays weren't tracked as widely then and there as they are here and now and most people didn't bother with a precise dating system at all.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    the question that is burning in my mind is

    is it just coincidence that goatmon and lucky cynic are both terrible as well as furries?

    I'm not terrible. =(

    But you are a tease and you don't share and you have a fursona

    Fiz on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No but seriously, both of my parents are Democrats so they don't send me chain letters complaining about Barry HUSSEIN Obama the secret muslin.

    Clint Eastwood on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    Word

    Poorochondriac on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    HEY GOATMON OUT OF CURIOSITY DOES YOUR CRAZY FUNDAMENTALIST FATHER KNOW YOU LIKE TO FUCK ANIMALS

    Once you go furry

    you're written out of the will.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sara would you strip down for fiz?

    Ranx on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Raneados on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

    it's more the whole reinforcement of "lol I'm a furry" with every post he makes that gets me

    Ranx on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

    Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

    Goatmon on
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

    Fiz on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    I'm afraid of turning 18.

    I probably won't be asking you for nudes as much as I'll be asking you if you'd like a cup of Redi's balls

    Fiz on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

    Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one dude.


    I remember when you were going to show everyone your fursona.


    "Hey you guys wanna see it?"


    "No."


    "Are you sure, Im about to post it."


    "No."



    "Okay here is some avian art. That's me."

    Lucky Cynic on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

    man you ask me like every 3 days

    I cannot imagine who you ask more. They better be so hot or I am going to be so pissed

    Raneados on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fiz never asked me for naked pix ;_;

    Clint Eastwood on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

    how often do you hit me up?

    It's at least once a month, right?

    NotASenator on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    Lucky Cynic on
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Uhoh, furry fight

    Poorochondriac on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No one asks me for nude pix. D:

    Wallhitter on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    see cynic that is terribleness shining through right there

    Ranx on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit

    Sara Lynn on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    No one asks me for nude pix. D:
    show me your tits

    Clint Eastwood on
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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    Word

    except I recall fiz recently saying "everyone should get naked and send me pictures", so it's not really an exclusive club or anything.

    L|ama on
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    you have to entice them

    I have plenty of nudes and sexy lady rane pics floating around

    it's the bait that traps them

    Raneados on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

    NotASenator on
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit
    penises, not pennies

    Clint Eastwood on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit


    Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

    Lucky Cynic on
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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    No one asks me for nude pix. D:
    show me your tits

    ( . X . )

    Wallhitter on
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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Uhoh, furry fight

    Do we have to?

    I just hate Cynic, I don't feel like arguing with him about it.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

    how often do you hit me up?

    It's at least once a month, right?

    Yeah, but I don't really want them of you any more so you don't have to worry

    And I've asked Rane a bunch lately because he said he would take them but he never does and he even has that one photo enhancer thing that he bought recently

    Fiz on
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