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Dumb Emails From Parents

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit
    Just spray him with a water bottle

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    aren't a lot of furries gay?

    I remember hearing about that

    Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

    Raneados on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

    haha oh you <3

    Sara Lynn on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    you have to entice them

    I have plenty of nudes and sexy lady rane pics floating around

    it's the bait that traps them

    Maaan, you never share rane.

    How am I supposed to be a flirt if you don't share so we can have a little back and fourth going on?

    Lucky Cynic on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit


    Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

    naw that would be a bad idea on the off chance that you're into necrophilia as well

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit


    Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

    Oh Jesus it's doing its thing.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my parents dont email me

    Projeck on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    No one asks me for nude pix. D:
    show me your tits

    ( . X . )
    now i'm gonna sell this picture to some dumb fifth graders!

    ha ha ha ha!

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    aren't a lot of furries gay?

    I remember hearing about that

    Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

    Only for you! <3

    Lucky Cynic on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Sometimes I send Lucky Cynic emails asking him to take naked pictures for me because he's actually a pretty handsome guy

    I was so surprised

    weren't you surprised

    I was surprised

    YES RANEADOS!

    "They've got guns! Jesus where's my gun!?!"

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

    how often do you hit me up?

    It's at least once a month, right?

    Yeah, but I don't really want them of you any more so you don't have to worry

    And I've asked Rane a bunch lately because he said he would take them but he never does and he even has that one photo enhancer thing that he bought recently

    mwah mwah mwah mwah

    Raneados on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    No one asks me for nude pix. D:
    show me your tits

    ( . X . )
    now i'm gonna sell this picture to some dumb fifth graders!

    ha ha ha ha!

    Call my lawyers first.

    Wallhitter on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

    haha oh you <3

    whoa whoa whoa, why are there naked pictures of female forumers that I have yet to see?

    Dislexic on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    Want to take that chance with me?


    :winky:

    I already know the answer.

    oh god what do I do

    do I shake a can of pennies at it

    shit


    Just play dead. Most will get bored and promptly find something else to yiff.

    naw that would be a bad idea on the off chance that you're into necrophilia as well

    Then yeah, stick to the spray water bottle thing.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

    Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one dude.


    I remember when you were going to show everyone your fursona.


    "Hey you guys wanna see it?"


    "No."


    "Are you sure, Im about to post it."


    "No."



    "Okay here is some avian art. That's me."

    Hey Cynic.

    Do you remember when you were terrible all the time?

    laughingfuzzball on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    aren't a lot of furries gay?

    I remember hearing about that

    Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

    I wouldn't say RAGING

    Blazing, maybe

    Fiz on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

    please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

    Sara Lynn on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    aren't a lot of furries gay?

    I remember hearing about that

    Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

    I wouldn't say RAGING

    Blazing, maybe

    pfft.


    Rane I am a subtle bi.
    The kind you like, right? 8-)

    Lucky Cynic on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    aren't a lot of furries gay?

    I remember hearing about that

    Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

    Once you've convinced yourself you're a different species, gender becomes irrelevant.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Subtle like a guy in a fox suit trying to dry hump you

    Fiz on
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fursona

    McCly on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

    please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

    I'm not creepy. =(


    Of course nobody would believe me but I am like a panda when it comes to creepy sexual stuff.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    any person Fiz asks for nude photos from should be honored

    I am pretty sure I hold the record other than redeemer for most times asked

    Haha, not even close. And I don't even ask Redi that often because I love him and it's not polite to be that way to him

    how often do you hit me up?

    It's at least once a month, right?

    Yeah, but I don't really want them of you any more so you don't have to worry

    And I've asked Rane a bunch lately because he said he would take them but he never does and he even has that one photo enhancer thing that he bought recently

    I have fallen from your favor?

    I thought we were tight.

    NotASenator on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    I always ask for it when somebody I know dies. The whole life is short thing messes with my head and makes me do things that common decency says you shouldn't

    And at least you're good looking. I've asked people who aren't.

    douche

    Daric on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    EXACTLY

    SHIT, MAN

    Sara Lynn on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

    please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

    I'm not creepy. =(


    Of course nobody would believe me but I am like a panda when it comes to creepy sexual stuff.

    ...What?

    Fiz on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No one ever wants photos of my awesome dick.

    Moriveth on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Cynic if I've ever learned anything from the mean streets of the playground, it's that laughing and going along with it does not do anything positive for you

    please just admit you are creepy and terrible and let it go okay

    I'm not creepy. =(


    Of course nobody would believe me but I am like a panda when it comes to creepy sexual stuff.
    bahahaha

    Clint Eastwood on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    I always ask for it when somebody I know dies. The whole life is short thing messes with my head and makes me do things that common decency says you shouldn't

    And at least you're good looking. I've asked people who aren't.

    douche

    Not everything is about you, Daric. Sometimes it is about Ascot

    Fiz on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Subtle like a guy in a fox suit trying to dry hump you

    a simile for all situations

    L|ama on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    aren't a lot of furries gay?

    I remember hearing about that

    Lucky cynic are you a raging faggosexual

    Once you've convinced yourself you're a different species, gender becomes irrelevant.

    The happiest day of my life was when I discovered I am, in fact, a pheonix descended from a long line of mystic firebirds.

    I learned of my clan through a Yahoo group who taught me the ways of my ancient feathery people.

    I gotta head out now; We're having a meeting at Eric's house, and Bob Flametongue is bringing a cheesecake.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

    Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one dude.


    I remember when you were going to show everyone your fursona.


    "Hey you guys wanna see it?"


    "No."


    "Are you sure, Im about to post it."


    "No."



    "Okay here is some avian art. That's me."

    myfursonaan4.png

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    can this thread please go back to being about old people trying to use computers

    Sara Lynn on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

    haha oh you <3

    <3

    You're not online for me to beg you for nudes like normally.

    NotASenator on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    More people have seen me naked than I've seen naked

    How is that fair

    Poorochondriac on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

    haha oh you <3

    <3

    You're not online for me to beg you for nudes like normally.

    I know I signed off aim cause I was planning on going to bed

    obviously not going how I wanted

    Sara Lynn on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Family tech support is the worst

    L|ama on
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    can this thread please go back to being about old people trying to use computers

    Well I tried to bring up the horror that would be a parent or other elder person in your life sending you porn through an email link but it got ignored so the thread is going to take the next exit and loop back around to it

    That's the mature way of handling being ignored

    Fiz on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thankyou Teedot.


    Teedot, you are really rad sometimes. :^:


    And by sometimes I mean fairly often.


    "Regularly" rad, if you will.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh man this was my thread derailment

    I feel so good

    Ranx on
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